I don't need therapy I just need to be harder better faster stronger

i’m the guy at apple that got rid of headphone jacks to make society like twenty percent more antisocial. i also use my own personal money to hire actors to have boring phone calls in public. specifically the one where they’re shit talking someone but never say what the person actually did

Parrot Lying

She speckly

Jester

From Smileyfaceorg, 'L'Archange et le Diable II' is a reimagination of the French Revolution, where its most prominent figure, Maximilien Robespierre, is unexpectedly transformed into the monstrous rumour told of him -- a vampire. Available at the fair this October.

have been desperately looking for this old erotic Spanish comic I stumbled on almost 10 years ago called "El secreto de Frankenstein" and I'm so happy to report I finally found it

BookshopOrg is having an Anti-Prime Day sale--for the next 2 days, you get FREE SHIPPING on ALL orders! A great time to order manga, comics, & books from indie bookstores. Bonus: if you're feeling generous, you can use my portal link to shop to support me, too! bookshop.org/shop/AnimeNo...

I will never not repost this (Sound on for maximum effect)

[inktober day 7] final round

Thank you Jane Goodall, for your care and your mission to share empathy🌿

this post is evergreen

idk i tried my best

😏🤣🖤

the "who will the public blame for the shutdown?" handwringing is asinine. the vast majority of voters have no idea how government shutdowns work, and by the time midterms roll around they won't remember anything that didn't impact them directly

good apple year

He may play a CREEP but Mark Duplass is a stand-up guy, as Duplass Brothers Productions is teaming up with the Transgender Film Center to launch the Found Footage Fund for trans filmmakers.

I finally cleaned up my messy cablework

one of my most popular designs

Reasons to live:

Wish I could grow a mustache without it being blondeWish I could grow a mustache without it being blonde

i challenge you to find cooler news today than “despite all odds against American scientific research rn, a CO researcher developed a temperature-stable, single dose rabies vaccine that works bc of particles coated in CANDY & SAPPHIRE, & it could help reduce rabies deaths in places w/o electricity”

How I'm trying to be

I'm so fucking sick of feeling bad and sad

Growth and change

Seconded. My library has board games, DVDs, audiobooks on CD, yard tools, and a maker space where you can use a cricut and sewing machine and ask for stuff to be 3d printed. They have conference rooms where one of my queer community groups meets. They rule.

Garden updates

I don't think pointing out the fascists' 'hypocrisy' is a good use of time. It's not hypocrisy, it's hierarchy. They actually do believe that they have the right and obligation to dominate you because they are superior to you. They are using their power not being hypocritical.

My Brain at all times: omfg we're so fucking doomed Some random post: omfg we're so fucking doomed Also so my brain: wow ok doomer. What about peace and love. You ever think of

For those who missed it, here's my obituary for Charlie Kirk, a man who made the world worse every day he drew breath. www.patreon.com/posts/on-vio...

HANG IN THERE BABY!! #art

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

trans people: i don't recommend freaking out every time some whackjob in a state legislature tries to make something about you illegal, state level politicians are explicitly introducing legislation that will not pass to win points with their wackjob constituents and terrorize you

relevant life lesson from comics on this one

News orgs HAVE to stop calling these porn bans. Yes, #HB4938, does also criminalize porn — also terrible — it goes far beyond that. LGBTQ+ sites, social media sites, community forums, Shakespeare, drag, a review of Mrs. Doubtfire, all punishable by jail $500K fine and twenty years in jail.

Michigan lawmakers have introduced a bill prohibiting the any "depiction or description" of trans people or trans existence online, including it in a bill banning "pornographic" material The bill would completely erase trans people online, equating them with porn.

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/i-am-not-set-in-stone-jey-pawlik/ A story about growing older and figuring out more about myself, my gender and my transition. A big "you can do whatever you want forever" vibe to this one. You don't have to stick to one decision for your whole life! #Webcomic #Trans #HRT

His brand of it is particularly garish but all authoritarianism is basically government by spoiled child. No capacity for or interest in any principles. People who are nice to me get treats, people who are mean to me get abuse. I get what I want or I cry and thrash. Embarrassing

Listen it is misogyny but when fuckboys are like my mom died.... can I see your boobs? They are like. Serious. Unfortunately. Gay men are the same is what I'm saying. Cheer-up sex. The problem is cishet society has no framework of mutually a beneficial orgasm economy. They can't be normal about it.

the usual vagueness is present here that is usually a bad sign to come for adult content. bluesky is taking feedback on the guidelines at this link below. Let them know these are not satisfactory docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... points that need addressing are: [cont]

My friend sent in a request to her local NPR for them to talk about the censorship from ID laws and payment processors and I think it'd be great if you sent in something to your local station too. We need news outlets covering this on our side! (Under "new & fresh") help.npr.org/contact/s/co...

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

Bug in da sink

A great blue heron in a frozen river