We are here for that holiday so here’s to fried turkey and fuck Dallas

Rewatching last night’s Aces/Sparks game and I love the trio of @katetscott.bsky.social & Sarah Kustok with Paris Lawson. A lot of intelligence with my basketball viewing goes a long way! Can’t wait to watch again on Wednesday.

You could classify everyone in the administration as a form of babied. Some have been under-babied, a few over-babied, definitely a handful of big-babied, and even more cry-babied

When it comes to pretty much anything in this city, but especially when it comes to Joel Embiid, I will never pay a certain Inky columnist a bit of mind. A reminder that the reason I cancelled my Inky sub is because of said columnist.

A’ja and her rook 😭

You're welcome, Mom 🤗

Aces playing way better today.

Happy to see Betnijah Laney-Hamilton healthy again.

@phillytradesman.bsky.social I finally got with the program and got WNBA league pass.

Phillies 6, A's 3. A big eighth inning comeback, aided by some shoddy Sacramento fielding. Phillies have won eight of nine. They are 17-20.

Give Bryson Stott all of the empanadas he wants.

"Daddy, I lost my tooth right now" "I know"

I knew the Sixers would win bc Joel Embiid's statline played the song

Ass kicked by a man recovering from surgery and wearing Sketchers

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WANTED BOSTON ✅ BEAT BOSTON ✅

Eliminating the Pittsburgh Penguins and the Boston Celtics in the same week... Philadelphia Forever

SAM

It’s fine they just restitching Embiid’s incision on the sideline.

What Sheil said. I am a happy subscriber of Rich’s newsletter. You should be too. It’s worth every penny.

Chase Shugart is the first pitcher to win both games of a doubleheader since 8/9/13 Brian Duensing First for the Phillies since 9/21/02 Terry Adams

The kid again!

Jhoan Duran (oblique) is throwing a bullpen session today for the first time since his injury. He’s been on IL for 16 days. Phillies are optimistic about his progress.

Cam York can relax about a lawsuit. Sounds like the most damage the flying stick from his celebration did was a bruised hand from blocking it. And everyone in that section went home happy.

SIXERS WIN.

Ok the next person who questions Embiid’s toughness needs to get slathered in roast pork juice & tossed in the lions den at the zoo.

I know it's been said, but Joel Embiid's toughness should never be questioned ever again. This is one of the gutsiest postseason performances we've seen from a Philly athlete. Let's do Game 6, Philly.

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You absolutely suck Dombrowski. This is on you.

There’s the move. Ugh.

Joel Embiid has been upgraded to QUESTIONABLE for tonight’s game.

Hugs for Zack Wheeler in the dugout. He goes five innings in his first start in 253 days. The last pitch he threw was 94.6 mph. Some control issues, but he showed the swing-and-miss stuff with a better-than-expected fastball. Encouraging.

The Philadelphia Phillies are in shambles, so the Phillies subreddit is now an unofficial Wawa account.

Klay Thompson is a generational dummy

Elijah Sarratt could eventually spell the end of the Rashod Bateman era in Baltimore. Lot of potential for a fourth round pick.

An elbow to the balls is a common foul. Someone do that to Jaylen Brown and see if it’s the same result. What the fuck.

McFarlane's control has been slightly shaky at times (4 walks in 6.1 innings). But he is consistently sitting 96-98 and touching higher with nasty breaking balls. They are sort of out of a shuffle-able arms so not sure this permanent, but with the injuries they need some punch.

I like the Ioane pick to the Ravens - no secret they need o line help badly.

Go get your bag AB!

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Holy shit this is the first playoff that Gritty can attend in person

THE ORANGE AND THE BLACK

Columbus, also, is now officially eliminated, regardless of how this one ends. It's down to the Flyers and Capitals.

that's right, one more time this season, it's time for

Kruk's going after that bear that stole the picnic basket.

I really like Ta’Niya to LA.

Still live grading picks, but came here to say I need time to process this Flau’jae Johnson-Marta Suárez trade. Seattle gets Johnson. Valkyries get Suarez and a 2028 second round pick.

Far be it for me to sound like a dad from the Delaware valley, but Phils - I’m going to the game tomorrow, save some runs please!