Im lowkey a cisgender transexual

due to tariffs the next pet wife album will retail for $300 (digital)

Its the way theyre ALREADY setting up Spirit Halloween

Imand Khelif we still talk about you

They definitely did think of that. The thing they missed was that the electorate would include minorities and thus prompt a reaction from white people not seen since the Dark Ages.

Saw a girl

Friend who keeps seeking situations she vocally doesn't want to be in

Me when im on a horse dose of ketamine

She stole this joke from a glinner show

Yall got any new info tho?

My dad just went red in the face on the verge of tears because he says he feels insulted and belittled by my attitude towards... movies. Is this normal.

Needs no defending. Obviously fabulous character written by geniuses im afraid.

Always thinking about this

This is goated because it basically disproves everything hes professed to believe for years and confirms his deepest hypochondriac insecurities. The perfect death sentence for a manosphere stackmaxxing weird-diet racist hypnotist.

They should let me screen BLUE DEVILS and ROMEO AND ISABELLA instead

gas station dick pill son or gas station dick pill daughter?

Insane type of guy. Cannot believe this goober is real.

This could be me

a union for women who cheat on men

uhhhh hhhhhghagdjw

the actual gasp i let out at work today while watching 9-1-1 when buck got kissed by tommy and he was into it like wow this show actually commit to a character being bisexual after years of gay baiting, that's kind of shocking to me

I'm gonna say it. not good!

I think you’re stupid or evil tbh

Attention Span Diff

My goat

Me when my job is to cover ass

if you use batter mix from the Japanese store and chicken thighs they're karaage (intelligent, refined) and not chicken nuggets (crass, boorish)

My Didi driver’s a wild boy

sometimes i think i dont need bottom surgery and then i put on clothes or look down or sit differently or think

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The Secret History Of My 10 Year Old Idiot Child by Real Parent on shelves now

if everyone could be more normal about trans ppl, that would be good i think.

posted this about 2 weeks ago and people really helped out with recooping a lot of the costs… still a bit in the hole from where I started before this stupid surprise bill so I thought I’d re-share one more time 🖤

New Safdie brother movie? Is one of them finally going to make a good one?

The Hit Factory Discord had been having a field day with this image

Yes? Bush was 20 years ago?

my problems with bluesky feel trivial immediately after checking literally any other social media. jfc

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I cannot even begin to imagine what life was like for Virginia Giuffre. This is the wrong ending. She deserved better. So much better.

it’s every trans woman’s dream to be accused of having a uterus

pikachu on the beach. powerful vibes. the way of water.

Absolutely not lmao fuck off

Stupid

Uh oh

Sigma Female