LotR is a genuinely fantastic film, but moreso, it’s also quite possibly the greatest movie.

i think the "just asking questions" stuff about trans people in sports or trans youth run in "respectable" mainstream publications was way more effective at making normal people transphobic than the right just deciding to blame every mass shooting on trans people for the last like, three years.

Demanding a fourth BEFORE film like a white boy demands they make a new star war where Luke fucks, for I am an ungrateful glutton who cannot quit while I’m ahead.

They’re playing twilight in the club** **emergency room

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

Demanding a fourth BEFORE film like a white boy demands they make a new star war where Luke fucks, for I am an ungrateful glutton who cannot quit while I’m ahead.

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message: - the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next - a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

Imagine spending an amount of money that could solve American homelessness for 3-4 years on detention centers for people who are generally busy working, renting, parenting, and paying taxes.

I am in team “once you get a billion dollars, 100% of your heads go into this conveniently neck-sized hole in this cool French contraption”

i often think about this review

2026 make even SUCCESSION’s skewering of the ultra wealthy quaint. Like, imagine thinking a billionaire would even come close to feeling really bad about doing a manslaughter after the last few weeks of this bullshit.

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Quite literally a Holocaust.

We are not yet back. But we’re on our way.

if elon had a normal dick he absolutely would have posted it by now

Quite literally a Holocaust.

literally we do not need to discuss it further. this is coughing baby territory.

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

There’s a sentiment among some locals that eyes on Minnesota are waning. The situation has NOT changed here. Local resistance is tired, but of course never giving up. Please stay plugged into the news of the Minneapolis ICE occupation and donate where able. We need endurance in this moment.

to all of the gen z philosophy bros raised by republican parents: the best way to be a contrarian is actually rebelling against your parents' views and becoming a hardcore leftist

dudes rock

Good movie, Fiennes and Tucci were both excellent

Things like this I don’t chalk up to alternate reality changes, but I DO think of them as reality glitching and simply loading the wrong asset.

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That’s the thing, is it’s always just actively not funny! The intention is good, and they’re trying to be supportive, but they just do not have the perspective to be clever. It’s always “my buddy came out as trans, and told them my pronouns are, ‘that’s, cool’😎“ and it’s like…. That’s nothing.

Blueskyese and Xian share an obvious common root as both being Twitteric languages, the difference is that after the split Xian became a hybrid Twitteric/Channer-linkedin tongue, while Blueskyese changed less overall but did pick up some tumbleric and redditor loanwords

Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams

They should make stickshift cars but the stickshift is only accessible by the person in shotgun so you need to co-pilot the car like a spaceship bridge. And then you can have the radio in the back so you also need a comms officer.

Lowkey fucked up that “not eating or getting out of bed” is the body’s way of signaling to others you need help, but some of us fucking live alone so your body is just like “time to die” anyways how are you?

Just a heads up if you do it the second way the responses will be that you’re not allowed to do that either

If only someone was tasked with protecting Minnesotans

Any politician who survives this has to know that “You did not vote to abolish ICE in 2026!” Is going to be a career-ending sentence on a debate stage in 10-15 years. Not a single person in power right now’s career will survive that sentence on live TV.

Any politician who survives this has to know that “You did not vote to abolish ICE in 2026!” Is going to be a career-ending sentence on a debate stage in 10-15 years. Not a single person in power right now’s career will survive that sentence on live TV.

sorry nothing short of “these people never get to have lives in public society again” is gonna cut it. unmask, prosecute, and blacklist every last one

these Vichy fucking losers didn’t even get invaded or bombed, they just heard “be a part of the puppet state” and said “sounds good”

A fascist collaborator at the very least

Kind of bonkers that people in dentist offices are just hearing about this in 2026

I’m sorry but the casual “we figured you were with Woody Allen” is simply too much.

“No, it’s not pedophilia if _I_ find a teenage girl attractive” is what this boils down to

I think it’s primarily a cultural issue, but the way people think of “Children” as “stupid kid we must infantilize” and not “vulnerable young person we have the responsibility to guide and protect” is… troubling!!!

Tell me you dont know any kids without telling me you dont know any kids.

being a trans woman is crazy. "yeah all my opps are billionaire pedophile rapists"

Theoretically, if I had flossed better growing up, theres a chance that Kamala would’ve won. Okay. And?