fucking bleak, dawg. ngl.

Jordan Peterson: (sobbing in the most insane jacket you’ve ever seen) Men evolved to take out the trash

TikTok's latest illegal 'life hack' seems to be 'dispute credit card transactions for free stuff' and legality aside I am here to beg you: Do not do this to small businesses. It really fucks them over in ways you may not be aware of beyond stealing from them (which is, to be clear, what this is).🧵

it’s the Meryl Streep “cerulean” speech, but about how every tech-y brand is using the spider-man (2002)/playstation 3 font

And Abolish Ice?

I hold EDM and festivals in the same regard as jingling a set of keys.

Pokémon GO to the genocide

Whatever maniac put salmon and cream cheese on a bagel was on some next level, borderline seeing the divine level, shit

>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses

genuinely insanity-inducing that the tech sector noticed that in this uncharted territory they could model their products after anything in existence and they went with “slot machines.”

All fucking losers! Ezra Klein’s a fucking loser!!!

All fucking losers! Ezra Klein’s a fucking loser!!!

4 women from pop culture who made you gay as a kid. This is as deep into my psyche as I am, personally, willing to go

Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016

4 women from pop culture who made you gay as a kid. This is as deep into my psyche as I am, personally, willing to go

not to be anti feminist, but we need to keep “ma’am” around. For the dolls.

qui-gon: i presume negotiations with the trade federation will begin shortly the trade federation:

you guys ever think about how if a cat was bad at dancing you would say they had “four left feet?”

you guys ever think about how if a cat was bad at dancing you would say they had “four left feet?”

Just saw a thing that was like “we need to talk about the very specific grief that Child Free People feel when their friends have children” and i don’t think we need to turn the intensely normal “missing the homies” into a therapy-speak pathology, actually.

seeing a lot of people going “why would you host the World Cup if you don’t want the world to join!?” like it’s some kind of gotcha. The point is the abuse of power. They want to have the power to throw black and brown people in prison on a whim. Soccer is a means to that end.

Seeing another round of hope vs. despair discourse play out in climate circles, so allow me to once again put a plug in for rage.

the worst part of this AI nightmare is that it doesn’t even work. It would be one thing if it was smarter than us and endeavored to take over the world; Prometheus lost everything to grasp the ultimate tool of destruction. This is like getting chained to a mountain forever for a Brett Michaels CD

glasses are an invention of Big Vision to sell you more Sight™️

I cannot stop thinking about orbs = fantasy; cubes = sci fi.

This week on @podcastlikeits The 2000s @emilystjams.bsky.social and I continue our miniseries on Angelina’s Action 2000s by talking Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life w/ @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social & Carson Betts! We discuss Jan De Bont’s career, Gerald Butler vs. Daniel Craig and orbs vs. cubes.

glasses are an invention of Big Vision to sell you more Sight™️

MCR is the most nostalgic band on the planet, and LotR is becoming the definitive millennial nostalgia film (BURYING HP like it never existed). Catholicism on the rise, support for Palestine at all time highs, the average joe calling the Trump admin “Fascist.” My correct streak is unparalleled.

Yeah, and then they REALLY love it!

God damn this is incredible

slutty shoes. worn.

dreaming of uprooting my entire life to become a public defender so I can legally argue with police all day and get paid for it

I need the Pitt to be the longest running series in history.

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absolutely bananas that I just got an ad for “Two and a Half Men” in the year of our lord, 2026.

This is ICE. Complete immoral rot. There isn’t going to be some deus ex machina that neatly subdues them. There needs to be a Nazi manhunt that makes Jan 6 prosecutions look like small claims court, and which terminate in town squares.

Now that they have AI porn how can I tell if I'm jacking off to the real Shrek

Siri, is it good when a website has a head mod who bans people for pointing out his documented posting history like a butthurt toddler?

more like kyle bittenhouse, amiright?

ACAB does not have an asterisk for “unless transsexual :3” and I’m not gonna pretend like it does!

I know it’s a symptom/warning sign of larger inequities and is important to note as a bellwether, but my god, I do not care about trans people in the military being bummed they can’t do an imperialism.

I know it’s a symptom/warning sign of larger inequities and is important to note as a bellwether, but my god, I do not care about trans people in the military being bummed they can’t do an imperialism.

the fundamental tension between moderation hating trans people and trans people being the entire reason this app has any relevance at all

will stancil JKR arc imminent.

I think this is the most likely outcome, but only because the dems are cowards. I wholeheartedly believe if they ran on a platform fighting the rising cost of living for workers, we could see Blexas. However, they think “winning the working classes means “be more racist” so it’ll never happen.

The contradiction in “you hate cops, but have called the police in your life” does not come from hypocrisy on the part of the person, but from the police’s stated purpose, functionally, being a lie. That’s not your fault!

It’s almost like when your entire shtick is an empty “the left is why your life sucks, actually” bit on repeat, it stops being fun when you get everything you wanted, and your life is somehow worse! Who would’ve thought!?

lol; lmao even

I regret to inform you that there’s just power