If you get traumatized while voluntarily attending a leisure event run by Nazis a possible downside is a lack of sympathy.

evergreen

My “I don’t care about this at all!!!” Posts are raising questions I thought were answered by the posts!

Shelving my uber-but-for-manservants startup, Gamgee.

I saw someone on here arguing the other day that you don’t own a book, you only own a license to the book and the book itself is a token of the license. I assure you, I own my books. I can lend them out. I can read them aloud to my child. I can sell them to other people. I can hit you with them

Is “you’re great, I just am not in a place to be dating rn” ever NOT a lie? Like, then why’d you go on the first date to begin with?

I have a day before I have to move but I’m panicking because I can’t afford anyplace right now let alone deposit and transportation and a potential early check in fee. It’s like $65 for a night plus like $100 for those and I’ve got $44 I’m just tired, I hate this, I’m sorry, can anyone help me?

Tonight I was walking home from a bar and a strange man flagged me down and said “Have you ever surfed before?” And I said “no” and he said “have you ever had any interest?” And I said “not really” and he laughed and said have a good night, and I’m wondering if he was gonna offer lessons as a move?

“in the event we survive a few more weeks i would like $250 please”

folding laundry and watching @dimension20.dropout.tv before going on a date (humblebrag) and wondering “the nuclear war threat deadline is before our dinner rez and I wonder if I’ll find out over drinks if we’ve gone to war, or if it will interrupt the magic rat show I’m watching🤷‍♀️”

He’s the host of whiskey friday, next question

ai feature implementation strategy is essentially “how annoying can we make the ui” so people accidently hit ai features so these companies can brag about how “highly used” ai features are internally

I truly wish there was anything deeper you can read into it, but it’s truly just trying to punish the people who didn’t make him feel loved as a child, while trying to impress the dad he did not have. It’s the most loser behavior imaginable.

It is so embarrassingly evident that JD Vance’s entire psychology is based upon hating the poor people that remind him of his mom and doing whatever he can to impress rich daddy thiel who really totally loves him sm, you guys.

“Interrrrrrnal Uhffayuhz”

no hell deep enough

Two things can be true: -None of this is necessary, and the pain and suffering many all over the world are currently seeing did not ever have to happen. -The people in power for the latter half of the 20th century structured society in such a way that our current situation was completely inevitable.

unironically: trump 1

OMG wait, this is even dumber, even more baby-brained shit than I thought! This is not about Canada’s newest immigration policy that many are using to reclaim citizenship from their ancestry, but is instead talking about how to ENTER WITH A PASSPORT!! Moronic behavior.

I actually fully disagree with almost all of this. Yes the very privileged are using this as an excuse to leave, but plenty of normal people are trying to get out, and with good reason. There is no valor in staying and being put to the sword.

However, the people most impacted are the most impacted because they’re disenfranchised already, and leaving is a completely unattainable outcome for them. I would not begrudge anyone for leaving. This place is a hellhole.

But I reject wholeheartedly that the plight of the oppressed is to stay and die, and that there’s any sort of valor in that. That’s the same exact capitalist-realism thinking the right uses to destroy us.

However, the “just leave!” Argument is the “sell them to who, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?” of surviving fascism. If escaping were an option, you wouldn’t need to escape in the first place.

Do you think I don’t know this? Do you think I have not looked into this? Do you think I do not have multiple friends currently doing this? Do you think I am fucking stupid?

Like “Why is ICE doing TSA’s JOB!?” Is the dumbest shit ever, when TSAs job is to “Harrass People of Color and Trans People.” Their job is made up bullshit and not worthy of respect. ICE is doing TSA’s job because we as a society allowed TSA to exist.

I really hate how we’re doing “wow the new guy really makes you miss Bush, huh?” But for fucking TSA. TSA is the most fascist American invention of the 21st century after ICE. You do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to/stan them.

the thing about “have oppressed/repressed/marginalized people considered moving to another country?” is that it’s such a dumb thing to say, it does not deserve a rebuttal, for it is self-defeating.

“STARTING WITH THE BIGGEST ONE YET” absolutely signals a deep knowledge and working understanding of the situation at hand, indeed.

If financial institutions are going to crumble and shutter, can it start with the very specific bank that has my car loan plz

10 years ago this would have been the coolest headline a periodical could print.

So, like, one is criticizing a member of the UN for their domestic, international, and military policies, and the other is being a bigot. Those are two very different things!

So, like, one is criticizing a member of the UN for their domestic, international, and military policies, and the other is being a bigot. Those are two very different things!

everyone keeps saying “oh this is the plan, burn all trust in CBS and destroy it” and no the plan was to turn it into a Bari-flavored version of Fox News, the Ellisons are ego-driven and want to be the ones setting the agenda instead of the Murdochs Bari is just very, very bad at her job

Every day I think the “Leopards Eating People’s Faces” tweet has become so obvious it can never be topped, and every day I am again surprised.

ME AND WHOOOO

Everyone is wondering what the correct level of contrition is and this seems about right

This is fascinating to me, bc I remember going over this in HS algebra, and my teacher explaining the stats behind it and me just going “right, yes, indeed, checks out.” That sorta brain is probably why I love DM’ing in D&D. Probability is fun!!!

Regardless, I am once again reminding people that Trump gained more votes from 2020 to 2024 than the dems lost. Even if every single person who voted for Biden voted for Kamala: she still would have lost!

The only way Kamala secures all votes from 2020 and still wins is if many of those voters defected to Trump. If that’s the case, she did not lose due to non-voters. If the democrats lost the voters, they lost them to Trump, not Palestine.

the idea of humor will simply vanish from our psyche. there is no twist of circumstance that could be even remotely considered noteworthy or out of the ordinary. Reaching into a bag to find a rubber chicken will simply be met with “I see no reason this item could not be in here” and that’ll be that

if the global conspiracy of wealth-hoarding pedophiles is brought down by the Catholic Church of all things, irony will be well and truly dead.

Could United States’ President, Donald J. Trump, have lied to the media??????

The Hunt for Red (Planet’s!!!) October

and also sometimes you get to kiss pretend elves

the catholic church finds itself with the incredibly rare opportunity to return to 13th century levels of popularity

Matt Yglesias isn't a dumb but well intentioned guy with bad ideas about how to elect Democrats that weirdly never evolve however many times they fail, he's a Republican operative hope this helps!

I’m not mad, do not print in the paper that I got mad, etc

if the global conspiracy of wealth-hoarding pedophiles is brought down by the Catholic Church of all things, irony will be well and truly dead.