But none of those movies need one, which is why none of them have one. I legitimately don’t think there’s a single line in those films that is improved by the addition.

The answer to where do you put the one fuck in LOTR is aggressively not funny, but the one that is most earned and most correct would be “give them a fucking moment, for pity’s sake.”

The answer to where do you put the one fuck in LOTR is aggressively not funny, but the one that is most earned and most correct would be “give them a fucking moment, for pity’s sake.”

and Colonel Quaritch who did NOT die

I’m 8 minutes into a 17 minute YouTube video and there have been THREE ad breaks. cooked medium.

“Medicare For All Will Work, Here is A Published Study by Scholars From Yale” vs “No It Won’t.”

I can’t explain it, but using “munched” in this context is disqualifying behavior.

“Medicare For All Will Work, Here is A Published Study by Scholars From Yale” vs “No It Won’t.”

You’d have to call it “Gender-Neutral Partner, It’s WARM outside (due to global warming, which we all believe in).”

Make a Bond Film Casual Octopus

If you like Alien better than Aliens have you tried Estradiol?

It’s not too late for it to happen on Christmas (PST)

Thinking about that time I got quoted in the National Review about Bari Weiss

He goes into every house bringing gifts and expects nothing in return? You don’t think he’s gonna cuck at least a couple thousand dudes while he’s at it?

Fellas, is it gay to NOT beat up Santa Claus?

Fellas, is it gay to NOT beat up Santa Claus?

The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.

Merry oh shit it’s the skunch day!

(to the tune of "feliz navidad") denis villeneuve

non zero chance we can get it before new year

Like, obviously, everything about the Epstein case is fucked up, but we are about to live in a world where “I was fine when he was just a serial rapist*, but I did, in fact, draw the line when he was an accomplice to infanticide*” is an opinion that at least one person will hold, deadass.

I’ve said for many years that one of the worst parts of having politics rooted in harm reduction is that not only do the litany of “I told you so’s” not feel good, but they actively fucking suck.

I’ve said for many years that one of the worst parts of having politics rooted in harm reduction is that not only do the litany of “I told you so’s” not feel good, but they actively fucking suck.

All this Marvel stuff is so old that even hating it feels tired and boring

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

The video has been taken down from YouTube. You can still download it here: is.gd/paU8Ko

non zero chance we can get it before new year

Escalate any disagreement by saying “here we go” whenever someone starts talking

I think it’s pretty likely Bari Weiss quits far sooner than anyone expects because if there’s anything we learned from her tenure at the New York Times it’s that this lady hates working, absolutely despises it, and she probably had to send like four emails today

Bari only pulled this program after the promos started airing, which means she probably got a phone call. So she's not just bad at her ostensible job of running CBS news, but she's also bad at her *actual* job of running interference for the Trump admin

avatars cultural impact is the only reason why anybody aside from the nostalgia critic remembers ferngully

Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.

Hilarious how dems constantly say they can’t do socialism because it is alienating to voters, and are now worried that voting for socdems may cost them reelection. And by “hilarious” I mean “AHHHHHHHH”

“It’s a stupid move by a stupid person” is a sentiment that needs to be publicly said far more often when normies ask “but why would they even DO THAT!?” about the current admin.

It is a statistical anomaly to think musk is cool. That position is such an outlier, even the chatbot has to say he sucks. Statistically speaking, virtually any sentence referring to musk is telling him to fuck off. That’s kinda the only explanation lmao

Even after chasing 99% of his political opponents off the site, he’s still just so, unspeakably lame, that the overwhelming amount of data on the website full of sycophants is so overwhelmingly negative, the chatbot he invented to be a sycophant can’t help but report the numbers.

It will never not be funny that musk bought one of the worlds biggest social media platforms in order to buy engagement and popularity and all he bought was more people to tell him to go to hell. Masterful gambit sir!

Opinion | Sorry, Epstein critics, but age is just a number. by David Brooks

there’s no sober look at what happened without addressing the root problem of capitalism always sliding into fascism. Publishing a meaningful analysis and surviving as a corporate party under capitalism are mutually exclusive.

We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.

man, if only a whole bunch of online leftists had said this over and over to liberal democrats for the last decade, but especially under the “actually the economy is good, now????” Biden administration

oh, so it’s just, like, quite literally impossible to have anything nice, then?

There is no amount of debate, or pushback or shaming you can do behind a keyboard to defeat the Nazis. They are going to lose their minds and rile themselves up like animals no matter what you do or say. They will lose their goddamn minds and that’s on them. Posting is not action.

no :)

The Onion, 23 years ago. theonion.com/no-blood-for...

This policy change is not driven by negligence or pseudoscience. They understand what they're doing. It's one of the many attacks on your quality of life to increase leverage and power.

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