2036 early republican primary polling: Donald Trump powered by Meta AI (Appears in AR glasses overlay and promises to kill your coworkers): 44% Donald Trump hologram powered by ChatGPT (Lets you call him dad, says he's proud of you): 43% Sen. Donald Trump Jr (Running as right-leaning moderate): 13%

RIP Graham Greene (1952-2025) a towering figure in Canadian cinema. Honoured to have had a part in bringing this masterpiece back to home video, theatres and streaming for a whole new audience.

Oscar Chichoni (b. 1957) — more!

honestly when you have the destruction of the administrative state, mass deportations, mass detentions, diplomatic support for an ongoing genocide... pandering right wing dog whistles in tv ads seem like a moot point

some new fiction — i wrote a short story about two people falling in love, daydreaming, battling illness, slipping through time, and succumbing to desire while waiting for a train

How’s aligning with Never Trump Republicans going guys?

influencers should have to keep it to the privacy of their own homes. “oh im creating content in this restaurant” you have violated the social contract and shall be punished tenfold

Stunt Pro Yvette Ferguson came out of retirement to be set on fire in Final Destination: Bloodlines. Now she’s gunning for a Guinness World Record as the oldest woman to be set on fire on screen. Of course I had to talk to her about it. www.womenshealthmag.com/life/a649297...

god i love Xiaohongshu. this dude’s entire account is him whipping rocks at targets with 99.99% accuracy. #DudesRock

young men, it is in your interest to develop hobbies beyond watching anime, jacking off, and playing video games. consider woodworking, photography, or transporting dangerous explosives across 218 miles of central america

Editors! I'll be on the ground for the first time at Tribeca this year. Looking to really expand my festival/in-person interview game. If you're looking for a guy to cover, I'm your man. Portfolio is linked here if you haven't worked with me: muckrack.com/brandon-stre...

Johnny Guitar (Nicholas Ray, 1954)

You opened the tent wide enough for the Cheneys to stroll on through the flaps. I don’t think that’s the real issue

"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.

Donald Trump praises Houthis’ “bravery." “You know, we hit them very hard. They had a great capacity to withstand punishment. They took tremendous punishment. You can say there’s a lot of bravery there…It was amazing what they took. But we honor their commitment and their word.”

One of the most sinister developments of the 21st century is tech capital’s push to inculcate reactionary views and deskill the labor force. We’re at the point where people are voluntarily kneecapping their accumulation of knowledge and experience for grade, job, and even dating hacks

Rewatched Mission: Impossible I, II, and III this week and it’s gobsmacking the difference. J.J. Abrams did not understand how to shoot Tom Cruise cinematically at all. Made Ethan Hunt and the cast feel small and constrained rather than mythic. I wish Tony Scott had directed III

What if Trump thinks he's talking to Xi but it's just someone from his admin using an ai voice thing? What if it's just nick mullen doing an accent

New Safdie brother movie? Is one of them finally going to make a good one?

The Hit Factory Discord had been having a field day with this image

Here’s one way to think about that quote: go get major invasive surgery performed at a hospital, then demand no painkillers be administered while you’re in recovery. That’s more or less how people seem to be interpreting it, because they think of the word “opiate” in 21st century terms.

ken just sent me this please enjoy

If there’s any silver lining to Francis’s death, it may drive viewers toward Paolo Sorrentino’s shamefully underappreciated 2016 HBO series, The Young Pope.

I love this fucking website so much

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

new video length limit so i'm posting this edit i made a few months ago of the shootout from heat but it's set to fix you by coldplay

life as a fascist always seems so bleak and dreary. imagine thinking it's gay to enjoy a good dinner

I am here to report $20 egg

It’s awesome that America’s impotent opposition party and its media apparatuses are just as stupid and conspiracy-brained as the right

he's really so stupid and I can't stand it. if you warmed up mars and melted the water, the water would evaporate into space. Mars can't have a habitable atmosphere in its current state bc it has no magnetic field. solar winds strip away everything that isn't stuck to the surface.

For Long Library, I wrote about Trap, Juror #2, and what it means to interrogate the American family in a modern studio film. Hope you enjoy! peterraleigh.substack.com/p/their-chil...

id love to do some blow with this guy while we listened to the soundtrack from "the hunger" and smashed bottles

THE MATRIX RELOADED (2003)

wearing sunglasses, doing drugs, wielding a chainsaw recklessly…there’s not a thing on this earth that Elon Musk can’t make seem uncool.

Can’t wait for The Chronicles of M, the Q Files, and Moneypenny’s Misadventures because what the world really needs is to stripmine every element from every franchise, forever t.co/8dxKrN4v0A

It’s so funny that the lesson Democrats took from 2024 is they simply didn’t Message Their Accomplishments Hard Enough. The real issue is: The amount of people who benefit from their tepid nibbling around the margins of capitalism is too negligible to swing elections

Ghostbusters II deleted scene where Spengler and Stantz impregnate the Statue of Liberty with specter semen to defeat Vigo the Carpathian

Only a top-50 liberal arts university? Get a load of this fucking peasant, what a rube 🫵🫵🫵

Unlike you (I suspect), I have a BA degree in Sucking Dick from a top-50 dick sucking university, and (I suspect unlike you), I’ve been following global POV porn for 40+ years, concentrating on tickling the balls. What are your credentials for understanding basic concepts?

Gordon, it's 10:10 a.m. on February 16th #PhillipJeffriesDay

The “Stop Fascism” party can’t even push past building security

The Fantastic Four trailer looks like one of those Midjourney “make a movie in the style of” atrocities. No breath, no pulse, not a single solitary sign of life.

It’s so funny watching Democrats scramble to explain why Trump can issue executive orders but Biden was constrained by The Rules. They’re just gonna whine forever to the Norms refs who don’t exist.

"Speaking truth to power" always implied that "power didn't know" and that "power cared." Both are incredibly daft assumptions.

We really don’t need another 4000 posts doing either the Surprise Pikachu Face or Told You So’s about liberal bigotry. Yes, they’re racists. And just like the extreme flavor, they don’t care to amend their behavior.