Mercedes-Benz website in 1996

The bars are open in Africa tonight. Come get drunk...in beautiful Africa.

There is a raccoon running around Capitol Hill who has Shortened Spine Syndrome.

what a time to be alive!

That's An Ass!!

Hell yeah there's a raccoon with short spine syndrome running around Seattle makign everyone believe in cryptids, i love him so much

Photos from the Gunflint Trail tonight amid wildfires shared with @mprnews.org Left 📸 by Liz Covey Right 📸 by Kerry Lane

new ominous truck just dropped

Mana

how I'm tryna be

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (Film / DVD: 1997)

He was an old man. He wasn't going to live forever.

Uncle passing through the TV room and stopping to listen to “Dream of the Shore Bordering Another World” with his arms folded

Alright, enough of the user was blocked account

Mexico what are you doing

"TERMINATOR"

From the Telemundo broadcast just now by the commentary team during a slow-mo replay of the goal and a shot of Haaland with his hair down: "This is a perfect goal. The ball didn't touch anything." In exaggerated, gravely, dramatic voice: "TERMINATOR"

That galarzo guy is a shit head lol

Don't think Ive had a bad beer from falling knife

new metaphor just dropped

Guards!

There are maybe 10 people in the building today and none are managers, I should definitely leave early

That was fucking sick

Just found out my boss is leaving for a new job, dreading breaking in a new one for the third time in 2 years

NPR Legal Correspondent Nina Totenberg: Despite being cleared of the charge of kidnapping Princess Nadia with the gripping testimony of kitten rescue, the court's ruling that Crono serve three days jail time is unprecedented. However, there's no reason to believe the court has ill intentions for him

Watching my sister's dog Tula for the week

me playing victoria 3

How may I help you, Bosmer?

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Guys weekend with Dottie begins

I feel like wolves fans gonna be mad about naz reid leaving

powers accountability check, have you been doing your part?

we in the magician's alliance have caught the masked magician and we're gonna execute him for revealing secrets. but so far cutting him half, shooting him in the face, making him swallow magic swords and locking him in various impossible to escape contraptions hasn't worked

Packers mentioned

Almost time to go for a walk