The Burger King is good at heart, but his advisors deceive him.

Hey you! Here's a story I wrote. The 17th century central European peasant mindset is transplanted to modern Wisconsin and played for laughs. thewarbletontales.substack.com/p/what-was-t...

I wrote a little essay of advice I wish I had at 17. I know everyone on here is 38, but maybe someone will find it interesting. thewarbletontales.substack.com/p/all-i-have...

Snotnose teen(2004): I heard Anna is so slutty she keeps an archive of all the guys she's blown Degenerate stimulant addict(2024): Hey Anna, remember me from school? I download all your PDFs.

Every last soul has a role to play in this earthly drama. Except for him 🫵

Townes Van Zandt said Waiting Round to Die was the first song he ever wrote. And I think fuck you, the first song you ever wrote was not that bleak and perfect. But then again it does include the line, 'one time friends i had a ma, i even had a pa.'

Mom: I’m sorry kids but Amerikkka didn’t extract enough imperial super profits from the global south this year. There will be no Christmas. Claighton (age 12): Fuck the global south

The bars are open in Africa tonight. Come get drunk...in beautiful Africa.

My whole life it seemed like no one could understand me. Even despite the grammar and phonology of Kevlish being far more logical and intuitive than English.

Posting 75-90% spotify links on bluesky. All of them really obvious. You people are dirt to me. open.spotify.com/track/6txGFp...

Three chord songs are on average more dynamic and complex than four chord songs. Strong evidence for the divine nature of 3 and the vulgar devilry of 4.

If I ever came face to face with the man who sold the world, I would pummel him for selling our precious world.

Every year there's less and less pepper goop in the middle of the hummus and we just lie down and take it.

Bullies: You're named after a hamburger. Hamburger boy. Me: Berg meaning mountain as in iceberg or Württemberg and burg meaning town or fortress as in Hamburg or burgher are totally different etymologies Bullies: I guess we were wrong

Guy who reads news: I can't believe a thing just happened at different locations. Guy who reads history: Actually you're wrong. Guy who reads stories: Love my stories.

I found this clipboard and I just been using it.

STOP It looks like you have displayed trolling behavior intended to roil emotion and discredit further reasoned discussion. This is not allowed on Bluesky. Please take five minutes to think about the world we're leaving to our children, and then try again.

Returning to a pure angelic lowbiedom. Each post for no one standing bare on merit. Every precious fav clutched lovingly at my beating breast.

It took me way too long to figure out "white slavery" didn't mean when white people were slaves, and that's why it was so particularly seedy and disreputable. But eventually they give you enough context clues.

"This movie has homoerotic subtext" - a gay mf watching any movie