Everyone put on scotland v denmark now

I did a lot of pirate themed tweets on twitter and I think I should not only just copy and paste them here, but also make this whole account in the style and the genre of post I call "pirate realism" and never talk about anything else

I'll be coming back on here soon to post selfies only with some sayings and mottos of mine underneath

I'm a hard bastard

Hi everybody on here

I'm hum dunkin

On twitter they're begging you now to buy premium saying its 40% off. every other tweet you click on there's a pop up that takes up your whole screen and there's a ever present thing that says "Last chance!" In the top right So much of what elon does has a really pitiful desperation vibe off it

People moving into here?

Like what you see? Re-post

Heard any rumours lately?

I don't really understand any explanation for why they are removing spaces on twitter lol. And they're adding an audio/video call feature. I think I'll stick around there as long as you can post a couple sentences where people can see them and dm people ect.

If I ever came face to face with the man who sold the world, I would pummel him for selling our precious world.

my birthday tomorrow

Just purchased an NFT

Can some one take me in

Can you people tell me who you are right now under this post? I don't post on here and I've got 30 followers since last time and I don't know where you're coming from

What's up?

I come on here every 3-4 days to see what colorscolor is saying pretty much

She might see this actually

Bluesky needs a little edge.. *sets oil on the floor alight and burning letters slowly appear to spell out bad swear words*

Hello

karate

I hate that elephant so much

Welcome to bluesky noobs there's only two rules around here: be gay and so crimes!!!

He didn't even do anything

Another day another pathetic moral panic resulting in an actually interesting thinker and good person being hounded off the site. @hitler.bsky.social committed the one unforgivable crime the wokerati hold dear. He questioned their petty moralism and championed courage and fraternity.

Hum river

I'm sorry for following @hitler.bsky.social on here. I didn't know about the stuff he did you can stop replying to me now

Photo I took of some puffins in Iceland they burrow puffin holes in the cliff for their nests making it unstable so you have to lay on your tummy on the cliffside to look at them

watching avatar 2 I hate the sky people so much dude

Blueskys invite feature only makes sense if you can rescind the invite and ban the person you brought on board at any time. No moderation and no reports, everyone gets to see who invited you on here and if they don't like you enough they can bribe the person that got you here to kick you off

Blessings of stendarr upon ye