you do not stand a chance against my advanced techniques

pencils to something im gonna give the nib and brush treatment

cups of juice

fed my homunculus a bag of pop rocks and he started emanating an alarming green hue

i am god

my white ass

im immune to all ailments

retiring to my study

you took my son

my betrothed has informed me of your lewd behavior at the ball

theyre giving me my own planet

line cooks

alarmingly balding wife

really ominous search algorithm going on here

*carrying a serving dish and removing the dome revealing a dvd of season 1 deadliest warrior* your requested entertainment, sir

gentlemen…🍷

coach put me in

karate