How it’s going

Few things I hate more than page breaks, and organizing your document around them.

You deEEeefinitely waaant one

ooooOOOOO You WANT me to make you a little skeleton plaque for your wall SO BAD ooooOOOOooooOo ko-fi.com/c/4d6d59a86d

Last minute notice for you Atlanta area folks: Corporatocracy is playing tonight at eyedrum. Along with these severed hands, Los Ojos Muertos, Starbust, & I Reminisce Gonna be a good one! 515 Ralph David Abernathy Blvd, Atlanta, GA 30312 $10 All Ages

They look good framed and they’d look even better on your wall. ko-fi.com/oddoblivion/...

"Back in my day if you wanted to advertise your medicine, you had to pay a sculptor to make you big letters!" "OK, grandpa..."

Skeleton

This is why it's important to Google yourself. You run into things like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOLX... Not enough vampire films have shoot-outs.

Fuck me, these night sads snuck fast and hit hard. Stupid time change, man.

Don't refuse to like it just cause it's a math joke.

Can someone loan me $30?

I've started saying mucho to my Mexican friends. It means a lot to them.

My theory on stuff like AI Enhanced Thumbnails and Shorts is they’re trying to get people used to the AI sheen look so that when companies churn out slop people aren’t immediately turned off by how it looks

she was a boy he was a girl can i make it anymore obvious?

Another day, another "You've Been Pwned" notification...

Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

Old drawing of CatDog

Today was the final entry in Bram Stoker's Dracula, so I'm all finished. (No I'm not gonna wait 7 years to read the Epilogue) Great book! No adaptation has really done it justice. It's so much more about the people and their relationships and the lengths they must go to.

Thanks, kiddo.

IRON KEEP - A NEW AGE OF FIRE PRE ORDER LIVE RELEASES 11/14/2025 ironkeep.bandcamp.com/album/a-new-...

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

I bought the entire Affinity suite just in time for Canva to turn it all into a freemium software that's bound to be enshitified within a year or so.

Kim has just informed me I'm the top lifetime listener of @vampirestepdad.com ........ for now

Stop sharing AI slop. It's one thing if you don't know or just made a mistake. No need to breathe down someones neck b/c its harder to tell nowadays. But if you do know (ESPECIALLY IF YOU DO KNOW) even if you're posting it to make fun of it or sharing it unironically... consider not doing that.

Best software ever.

Prospects, from Sanguine ampwall.com/a/vampireste...

Wondering if I could finagle a life casting of my head as a Christmas present. (Would make mask making a lot easier)

Got some slate coasters to give these guys a sturdy base once they’re done. This one is very kindly holding a key for you!

If you're unsure of what is true in this world, know this: If you send me a picture of a bat, I will be happy.

Me: *sweating, panicked, mind racing, dishes everywhere, small fire on the stove* Comment at the bottom of the recipe: "This was so quick and easy! My family eats it once a week at least!"

Did a quick little ink painting of some koi carp to clear my brain 🐟✨ I'm a firm believer in having at least one hobby where it really doesn't matter if you're any good at it or not Just about doing a fun little thing with your hands for a minute! Sumi and some fountain pen ink I had lying around

Halloween is about laughing at death. We send children off with treats because children are how we laugh at death. Death gets all of us, but it can't get us all.

[Werner Herzog voice] Actually, the McRib never goes away. It is we who are here for a limited time.

Two of the most significant politics editors in Teen Vogue’s history were working class trans people from Ohio and Philly, and their tireless, fearless work is a huge part of why so many people are mourning its demise now. @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social and @leximcmenamin.com you will always be famous

I wonder how often Mamdani thinks "I just wanna be mayor of NY" when people pose him as either the savior of or destroyer of all humanity.

Somehow I am NOT the only @vampirestepdad.com fan on my silly Pokemon-Go-But-For-Music app game Soundmap lmaooooo

Commission for @pinklazercat.bsky.social

The Fly

There’s an island off the coast of Italy that’s home to Five Million Sicilian people! That’s the biggest number I’ve ever heard of!

YES YOU SHOULD VOTE IN LOCAL ELECTIONS TOMORROW EVEN IF MAMDANI IS NOT ON THE BALLOT WHERE YOU LIVE

So the Simpsons Theme cover in Fortnite was made in 2019 by a random non-union orchestra, right? It turns out... Disney has made a whole SLEW of non-union ripoff song covers for licensing. You can even select "non-union" when you search for songs on their website

architecture of the Toronto Reference Library by architect Raymond Moriyama (1977)

Art by • Evelyne Sequeiros

This is why I regularly let people know how awesome I think they are. We often think that awesome people must naturally know they’re awesome, but they don’t. And letting them know could be the little push that they really needed that day.