“How do you like them apples, Mister Cyclops?” Maybe should have been left for the DVD extras.

So did the Tartan Army bring their own traffic cones to Boston?

The whole "it took Odysseys ten years to get home" really doesn't hit the same once you learn that he spent seven of those years with a side piece.

Obscure item at a Silicon Valley swap meet that would be an idea gift for an defense attorney:

Just made a waffle for the first time. Go me. Used too much mix.

Tobe Hooper’s When Harry Met Sally

What REALLY caused Alex Jones to pop? We have explosive new info.

When a bluesky client detects that the text you've entered to post is too long, it should offer to post it as an image with automatic alt text.

omg talk about a sting in the tail

I think maybe Burnham should explore how much Argentina would pay for the Falklands, in order to pay for some of the defense spending. I mean, come on. It's 2026. The UK doesn't need it.

I’m okay with sex scenes in movies as long as they use practical FX, not CGI. And a puppet.

Speechless. WTF @irishtimes.com? www.irishtimes.com/ireland/educ...

We have reached peak Ohio right here.

"It was his fault"

My empire crumbling My war a defeat My white house a crime My pool all fresh slime

The building targeted by U.S.-backed Israeli forces was a well-known eco-tourist bed & breakfast on the Lebanese coast run by Mona Khalil and her partner Habiba Fayed which funded their sea turtle research and conservation project. Mona was killed in the bombing. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

"She used to talk about the beach like it was a person. Her bond to the sunset, her bond to the water and the turtles….she was really into conservation, and into the soul, the spirit of conservation." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Somebody ask if Lt. Dangle is with them.

Mona Khalil, Lebanon’s most well-known sea turtle conservationist, died of her wounds today after being injured by an Israeli strike I feel sick

Somebody please start photoshopping pictures of Trump at public and official events to have gold plastic gewgaws superglued to him. His sleeve, his back, the back of his head.

You can’t fool me. You open that can and something’s going to jump out of it.

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

An update from Scottish Greens. Please use this tempate to write to Fife council and get this UGLY BEAST outta here!! greens.scot/stopfifeaida...

Beetenberg cake 🎂 🐝

I have found hare bones in another will! This one is a sealing ring with hare bones fastened to it, so it sounds like the bones are attached, rather than part of the jewel. The first eg may well be the same. Again, if anyone knows about the significance of hare bones, do let me know.

No pages? deadspin.com/grrm-has-no-...

Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016

It works! Hooked up a 15” 4k lcd to my Mac using an inexpensive controller board.

Now would be a great time for Fafblog to return. And the Poor Man.

god I can't believe I let one million Americans talk about how you can't walk to the MetLife stadium without reminding everyone of the time I accidentally got to JFK airport by foot lol

🎵🎶 Asshole rules the Navy, asshole rules the sea If you want a bit of bum, better get it from your chum - You'll get no ass from me 🎶🎵

Sam Waterston has huge 5'9" energy for a guy who's 6'1" tall.

There's a trail of regretful hires and associations behind Bernie that almost rivals Oprah's for social harm.

There are currently more bills attacking trans youth’s right to play sports across the U.S. than there are trans youth in school sports.

Portland folks: there's an all ages micro-music festival tomorrow with a book fair! 12 noon to 10 PM tomorrow, proceeds will go to good causes including Portland's bail fund! Deets in link

What if we just gave Trump the Sphere in Vegas and let him watch AI videos of celebrities and world leaders adoring him on the big screen, for the rest of his life, in return for him stepping down.

A joyful anniversary today, because it’s 31 years since Kees Moeliker witnessed “the first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard” when a duck flew into the glass wall of his museum, dying instantly. Violent death, however (as you may have surmised) was not the final indignity visited upon it

This makes me miss my Great Dane. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. 🤣😂😂😭😭 #GreatDane

Brontësaurus!

He is risen: www.cbsnews.com/news/oetzi-t...

Shockingly little media coverage of this story. Even with wee Bovino's Nazi salute.

I’m not a fascist homophobe racist just for saying “cider vinegar has no role in treating tear gas” but some of you low-grade shithouse Kropotkins think I’m a traitor to dialectics or something

Don't use urine (your own, or anyone else's) on tear gas

Sudecon wipes are pointless and occasionally do more harm than good. Just use water. Only water

My cat firmly believes that my AirPod case belongs on the floor. Anyone else have a cat with the same AirPod case hate?

tl,dr; Scientists no longer allowed to use federal funding to publish, attend meetings, or talk to the public. They cannot collaborate internationally. Grants can be cancelled for any reason, at any time, political appointees have a final say over what gets funded, and who gets funded.