Foot Guns, the war

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Incredible stuff

I will never be as funny as the Jets

Parents: this is your annual reminder that Ted Cruz invented daylight savings time.

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

Obviously everything he's saying is horrible, but I feel like the only people who talk like this are people who have no idea what they're talking about.

Our action was such a brilliant success that it is now impossible to meet our original objectives. *scratches head*

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Please, president trump. We're winning so much, we don't know what to do.

Auschwitz-Birkenau. 😔

medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday

lol you truncated: "The worst part I raised concerns about needing validation in November and got told I was slowing down innovation."

sigh

Invoking wealthy class solidarity to excuse sex crimes against children is sorta the Epstein Class in a nutshell

furthermore, nuclear waste emits beautiful clean American radiation,

hams & hars

The bushes were people

DICKSON MVP BACK ON THE MENU

Meyers MVP

Meyers MVP

finally, the ICE reform we’ve been waiting for: no masks unless you really want to wear them

From Health Communism: “The worker/surplus binary solidifies the idea that our lives under capitalism revolve around our work. Our selves, our worthiness, our entire being and right to live revolve around making our labor power available to the ruling class. …

This is the single funniest excuse he could have come up with for not wanting to be booed in public

we say this guy chases polls or the Baileys or whatever, but the reality is that he’s just misaligned with Democrats. the polling is clear that this is not what Democrats want. Chuck is an ideological, pro-cop centrist. He’s saying this because it’s his policy preference. It’s what he wants.

This is like a dark version of a Seinfeld episode when all the storylines dovetail together.

Just experienced the most intense tear gassing of my life by federal officers outside the ICE facility in Portland where marchers gathered. There was no fast exit as they indiscriminately threw loads of gas and flash bangs. Children were in the crowd screaming. @oregoncapitalchronicle.com

Cafe at The Portland art museum has Rothko no. 5 cakes. Something intellectually meaty about seeing the painting in person, and then eating a cake copy. The complete experience. Full spectrum.

“You can Just vote out fascism once it has power” Is one of the most dangerous self soothing lies ever spread.

The audacity of sitting back and listening to my pods

a lot of Democratic officials have asked the protesters to be careful to not "give Trump what he wants" and I think it's fair to ask them to do likewise

Good for him. Good for him. Good for. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good for. For. For. For him. Him. Him. Good him. Good him. Good for him.

Not even close to enough

It's always government by alliteration with these people. We deserve better.

I'm going to print this image out and hang it on my wall because the idea that this exists should fill everyone with absolute boiling fucking rage every day.

The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.” That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.

Abolish ICE is not enough. Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough. We need prosecutions and trials. Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.

Read the room, Seahawks

Saying there must be trials isn't just an emotive aspiration. Congress can: - Create a new court (complying w/ 6A jury vicinage) - Give it jurisdiction over defined category of crimes - Also create dedicated prosecutors for the same - Strip SCOTUS of appellate jurisdiction It can be done.

give us what we want or we kill another hostage

Imagine what’s happening in the camps.

This is fucking gross

ICE murdered a nurse today

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment