Minneapolis.

I am pleased to announce that I have commandeered my neighbor's home. This home will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, to ensure it is used to benefit my neighbor and me! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

If you have to remind people “we are the good guys” that’s a pretty good sign you’ve stopped doing good guy stuff

The New York Times and Washington Post learned of the impending commission of a major crime and did nothing

And there ya have it… Officials from top Wall Street firms will be traveling to Venezuela to investigate “investment prospects” of the country. “The trip will feature about 20 officials from the finance, energy and defense sectors.”

VP Delcy Rodriguez, whom Trump indicated earlier today was collaborating with the US government, is live on television right now. Earlier reports that she's in Russia are false. She's in Caracas with the rest of the cabinet. Rodriguez: "We will never again be a colony for any empire"

Trump on Democrats: "They should say 'great job.' They shouldn't say, 'Oh gee, maybe it's not constitutional.' You know, the same old stuff that we've been hearing for years and years and years."

He sounds like a hidden markov model

I feel like I'm losing my mind

This should not be shrugged aside. They have stopped with the fake 22 million illegal immigrants things and are flat out saying we want to deport 10's of millions of citizens and legal residents from "third world countries" Basically they are advocating removing 1/3 of the population on a gov site.

Just pure incoherence from a product Google is shipping to billions of people. Also already being hacked by SEO games

"We Beat 'Em Before... (Portland's Version)" This idea came to me late. I think it fits really well since Portland Frog Brigade literally carries no weapons and yet ICE has no idea how to respond to them. Just feckless incompetent goons all around.

I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury

I shudder to think what would have happened to the Seahawks if the Colts had started a great grandpa

Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people

it's actually kinda funny in a way to get to the finish line of curing cancer and having the government go eh you know what. never mind

Fifty different problems in the world just locked into one big uniform piece like a Rubik's cube in my head.

The Road to Serifdom

I will never vote for this man in a general election. If you vote for him in a primary whatever happens is on you.

My worst numbers in years! In 2026 I will listen to all the music.

Why does Leon need a king, let alone several?

There's a software engineer in Hong Kong who makes incredibly detailed scientific diagrams for wikipedia, like this clickable metro-style map of metabolic pathways!!!

An entire room full of powerful old white people smiling and laughing as the president dehumanizes black immigrants and the first black president. Just fucking pathetic.

Heading to re: invent for Nike!

*fewer

He’s surrounded by such wormy little losers at the White House that I think he was like wow a cool guy

listening to 100 gecs' money machine on a loop today to see what happens

i feel…nuts

Only cowards defuse tension?

when homer said he’d seen a man say goodbye to a shoe once before did he mean the one that had just been thrown or an earlier incident

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted. If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

This is great and good because I know how to build MRI machines and can roll my own COVID vaccines

Maybe his freedom

chatgpt is down, post handmade em dashes

I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.

Beginning my annual pilgrimage up Mt Deathblart

Fascinating

in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said

We gotta build a Workers Party the Democratic Party is beyond reform

If bro doesn’t hoist up the john b sail right now I’m gonna flip the fuck out

This could be us if we weren't strangling the solar industry to help keep oil prices up

guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀

Oh dang! I wonder what their HH is like!

Trump is going to do court-packing isn't he www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

I need this video archived. I need to rewatch the moment that Zohran won while they played the Pina Colada song basically every day for the rest of my life