Yeah it seems like the best political move is to give into this guy

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

MORPHAN

Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office. If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.

Pluribus is good and great and also amazing.

Still the best tv swag I’ve ever gotten

the greatest moment in comedy

PREDATOR: BADLANDS is one of my absolute faves of the year. On @weenjoypodcast.bsky.social, @theericgoldman.bsky.social & I have a (full spoiler) chat about how f’n neato it is… www.patreon.com/posts/142941...

They really stuck the landing on this one.

Eating at Red Robin what is happening

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Police Squad Opening Credits ass picture

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

On @weenjoypodcast.bsky.social, @themattfowler.bsky.social & I wrap up our witch movie run with 2016's The Witch, as Anya Taylor-Joy finds out life on a farm can be a total bummer until she meets a pal named Phillip Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/142186... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

Good job New York, now Zohran Mamdani is gonna enact MACNEIL LAW (everyone gets an upsetting number of pancakes )

And it gd rocks! So clearly the tone and rating aren’t an issue. And since there are bad Rated R Predator movies then the rating isn’t a vital ingredient, right? So then…

Went and saw Frankenstein and came out to learn that Mamdani won. There’s no thematic connection here except both are great things.

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

All this blue and Dick Cheney, too?

Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too

This is @themattfowler.bsky.social coded

Reductress hasn’t posted this to Bluesky yet but it’s an all-timer

Man that was super fucking duper

But no toothbrush, that's why it's so ornery

SO MANY TEETH (I assume that’s what the Predator is thinking)

Please use my tax dollars to help feed literally everyone. Age? I don’t care. Citizenship status? Don’t care. Race/gender/religion? Don’t care. Do they have a job? Statistically yeah but don’t care. Do they have nice nails? DON’T CARE.

Our final witch flick is the great THE WITCH, where Satan can pretty much get anyone to sign his book by being like “hey, wanna be slightly less totally miserable all the time?” Patreon (no ads / bonus eps) www.patreon.com/posts/142186... Apple podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

This scene from Community will never not be relevant to me

here’s how Billy Zane can still win an Oscar for his performance in 1995’s TALES OF THE CRYPT PRESENTS: DEMON KNIGHT—

And then our @weenjoypodcast.bsky.social witches run tackles Practical Magic, as sisters Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman are doing it for themselves, including dancing in the kitchen and burying a body in the yard Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/ep-233... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

Then, on @weenjoypodcast.bsky.social, we discuss Anjelica Huston and her followers really being psyched to murder children in 1990's kid nightmare fuel, The Witches Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/ep-232... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

Celebrate Halloween with our current @weenjoypodcast.bsky.social run covering witch movies. First, @themattfowler.bsky.social and I talk about dance school shenanigans in Dario Argento's Suspiria Patreon (JOIN. US!): www.patreon.com/posts/ep-231... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

Had Halloween reservations for Casa Bonita (Casa BOO-nita) but with some of their folks now on strike crossing a picket line feels scabbity so I have time now to focus mystical energies into making maga have all-night diarrhea.

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

A vampire that’s not Dracula

Graveyard deer make a pippie

Let this not be the first headline you read today, with bleary blurry waking eyes. Don’t be like Matt.

If you see this, post 4 female characters you love

But your honor I’m the king of the castle and my client’s the dirty rascal

We live in an episode of Veep

My Uncle John (RIP) was also my mom's cousin, mostly because calling him "Cousin John," which we tried, made us sound like a weird Midwestern cult that followed the Old Ways and made yearly sacrifices to the Corn God

This man? Not actually related to the Tanners at all, yet they call him "Uncle Joey"

Ms Rachel just called Andrew Cuomo a raggedy old racist bitch

Stupid people wrongly blame others. Smart people wrongly blame themselves. This usually why good loses. Anyway, get a tattoo, buy physical media, and enjoy a hearty soup/sandwich combo.

Murder, evil phantoms, demon possession, and…MARGARITAS! Yup, PRACTICAL MAGIC has it all. Here’s me & @theericgoldman.bsky.social continuing our run of witch flicks! @weenjoypodcast.bsky.social Patreon (no ads / bonus eps) www.patreon.com/posts/142104... Apple podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

Murder, evil phantoms, demon possession, and…MARGARITAS! Yup, PRACTICAL MAGIC has it all. Here’s me & @theericgoldman.bsky.social continuing our run of witch flicks! @weenjoypodcast.bsky.social Patreon (no ads / bonus eps) www.patreon.com/posts/142104... Apple podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

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