People will see this and reflexively QT with “me” or “me at the party” or “the mariners with a lead” etc etc. But that’s not true. This is a machine. It is unfeeling, cold, vacant. We can’t compare our humanity to this device. This toaster will never know what it’s like to be the mariners

One day they'll invent a moisturiser that isn't greasy and also doesn't lie on the label saying "non-greasy!!" while making your hands feel like they've been dipped in butter

Alternate universe where everything is the same but instead of DUNE David Lynch directed a big budget INSPECTOR GADGET movie

PANTHALASSA IS OUT NOW ON STEAM! Thank you to everyone that supported us during development, We hope you enjoy playing it AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA🐟🐠🐡🦈🦐

Haus of decline has a lot and i mean a Lot of bangers both comics and posts wise, but i think "fujoshi sister at the gay bar when its bear night" is going to be making me laugh when im old and grey

R.I.P. JUNIPER BLESSING.

mr do smokin that shit that made that astronaut breakout

You truly are a genius thought leader to be asking a question so multifaceted and deep. My programming skills aren’t just Ruby and Python, they’re any type of gem — and any type of snake!

My memory of what it was like to browse the Xbox Live Indie Games store page in 2010

met a handsome stranger

"bro last night was a MOVIE" bro last night was four hours of us trying to figure out where we wanted to eat. last night was Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures

EXCELLENT WORK, MY CUNNING LITTLE CORVID

How do glory holes even get made, I've always wondered. Is someone taking their drill to the toilet stalls to do it all at once before they get caught, or is it one or more dedicated people returning to chip away at the cubicle wall till they break through shawshank redemption style

desman party trick

They suspended @cara.city for this!!! Dogshit website run by absolute babies. It is a Serious Violation to point out that the head of trust and safety’s pants fell down and everyone saw his little red ass and laughed

why can't they just let him have his dreams

Commission for @xett.bsky.social !

Here’s a photo I took in London in 2005

“Not for rinsing or washing,” they said. (Seen at Union Station.)

first drawings of earth (2019)

Every guy in a videogame:

The "out of the way swine" comic is great but this is the best comic strip of all time

a rakish owl for @monsteramour.bsky.social!

Poppy Knights — painted in watercolor and gouache.

happy star wars day to this tweet in particular

People keep asking Alan Moore questions about comics he's disowned when they could spend more time asking him questions about things he actually gives a shit about—and get answers as glorious as this.

Always disappointing when someone you respect randomly decides to post statements like "being attracted to kids is fine if they're fictional"

do you want to play a game with me its called strawberries and i always win

(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello

Sketchpage for the special owl twin @buboffoon.bsky.social !!!

Back at the Werewolf Butt-Grab Garden Centre.

A Jadi!

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

big guy

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Have to admit I didn't realise that a "Man Cave" was something desirable and done intentionally, rather than like, a derogatory term for a dad's gross room with all his bullshit. That they're aspirational in the same order as summer houses for retirees with money to burn

They're saying the lone gunman was an indie game developer? Have they considered that maybe he wasn't working alone but actually had the help of several contractors who are going unacknowledged for marketing reasons?

Today is the only day you can repost this

The Raging Demon Dutch Oven

nonbinary as in cryptid photography where the subject is constantly blurry and a migraine inducing glow radiates from the picture. the ringing aftermath of a freshly exploded grenade in an echo prone room in your ears forever

#repostyourart theme #critter Dragon lady hoarding complains at your local post office :3