This is going to ruin the tour

If I got the chance to write and direct a remake of an M. Night Shyamalan classic, I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be Signs (2026)

The trailer for THE RUNNING MAN had me so hyped, I clicked through the O.G. novel description and I - oop -

🚨 ICE disappeared a woman on Wednesday night. She was grabbed by men in plainclothes and taken to an unidentified location. ICE is refusing to say where she is being held. It’s 72 hours later and not even a dedicated team of lawyers can find her. This is WRONG. We can’t let this be the new norm.

disgusting amounts of money here, and it calls to mind another funding event on this same timeline, that changed America in a profound way—the post-9/11 Border Patrol. www.politico.com/magazine/sto...

Looking at the stats for yesterday's Rangers game. Am I the only one who thinks it's stupid to give Latz 2 earned runs off 1 hit in 6 innings just cause his reliever gave up back to back to back Homer's immediately after?

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT is unironically one of the best popular narratives about the way privatization of public services destroys local community

Real ones know

Spotted on 4th Ave. in Brooklyn

JD Vance broke the pope AND the CFP championship trophy. Are we *sure* he’s not the one pushing all those Navy jets into the ocean

Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie 202 Dalmatians

What To Know About ‘Sinners’ theonion.com/what-to...

Probably Matchstick Men. That one always gets a laugh out of me

you know who else man-spread? That's right, our man JC. those arms were were spread so wide on that cross

No. Computers are not "aware" of anything. Stop ascribing complex, human-level cognitive processes to algorithms. "This computer is programmed with the information that this behavior is illegal" ≠ "this computer is aware". This is the same reason they "hallucinate"; THEY ARE NOT AWARE OF REALITY.

1) "Cherish your innocence" is absolutely groomer shit. 2) The AI is not aware, stop pretending it is. 3) The people who built it are aware, however, and built in no guardrails about this, maybe we need consequences for them?

I cough like a sailor and swear like a chain smoker

donald-trump-official on tumblr (double checkmarks): ""The average US president has been charged with 1.56 felonies" factoid isn't true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 72, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted"

Portions of the email also read, “DHS encourages you to leave immediately on your own. DHS is terminating your parole. Do not attempt to remain in the United States — the federal government will find you.”

This is the sort of energy the Mavs always miss from Kidd.

If you want to bike from Spain to Italy you have to take a France de tour.

Gonna wear my Dirk shirts for every post-season game I watch. There will never be another. Nico and Patrick saw to that.

Hey, just a quiet reminder: it’s not true that people get more conservative as they age. *Populations* get more conservative as they age because poor and marginalized people die sooner. nymag.com/intelligence...

Lakers win #FireNico

Just a reminder to everybody, Elon Musk dropped out of college and started a company violating the terms of his student visa. He is in every sense in illegal immigrant. report him.

Y’all know what to do

Damn if that’s not me

It's 1828. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons. It's 1929. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons. It's 2025. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the ce

vote yes yall

I love going from 'anxious about needing a root canal' to 'anxious about how I can possibly afford a root canal'

(link here btw:)

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky

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Fuck this showed up in my "on this day in 2024" memories and now my day is ruined

So Luka continues to own Booker and the Suns.

I've seen it in person, the Tesla got tagged but the statue did not

oh look y'all… a way to contact Schumer despite the fact he's doing his slimy, wiggly best to dodge the american people: SHARE WIDELY these are schumer's chief of staff and legislative director… two of the most critical staff positions:

Reupping this for reasons

Word? Presenting Orlando Jones in ‘American Gods’:

This story reports that, according to one pro-Israel activist, members of Colombia's board had reported Khalil to federal officials.

Um. My favorite ELO album has never been so proud.

they’re disappearing dissidents, i do not want to see one fucking sentence in your little op ed about “the illiberal left” or “the techniques of wokeness being worryingly exercised by the state” i swear to god