To all the guys that slam down toilet seats: What the fuck is wrong with you?

The biggest difference between me and my father is that I know I’m mentally ill

we couldn't use government funds to buy coffee (like, folgers ground coffee) when i worked on a CDC outbreak emergency response

a lot of Gaza news in the last 24 hours, including this exclusive from this morning

Happy 4 U 😡

Everyone in the "PR emails" business has seen a huge uptick in low-effort AI spam in the past couple years, but this is the first time in my experience that someone has setup their AI agent so incorrectly that it is emailing me the overnight business updates it's supposed to be sending home.

If I can leave X even though I was followed by international superstar Tay Zonday, so can you!

You will have to do some converting, which is a bit of a pain but it works and it's worthwhile.

There are so many reasons these days where I’m feeling like this focus on generative AI might be one of the worst mistakes in recent human history. Whatever perceived value it could provide isn’t worth the damage it’s doing in so many areas.

I love when MAGA threatens to throw the Clinton's in jail. Like, okay? If they did the crime then away they go!

Die Hard 3 is the most relatable in the series because I am also a middle aged crank that can't do math in public.

THIS. None of them actually give a shit about, say, women's sports, or comic books, or Star Wars. It's obvious cuz if they try to tackle the subjects in depth, they just embarrass themselves. They don't know basic shit! 5 WNBA players! Han Solo's homeworld! 3 2025 Eisner winners! Zip! Zero!

This is the kind of thing white supremacists have been doing to Emmett Till’s memorial for decades. It’s wild to see them do this to a white woman who the entire world saw extrajudicially murdered.

the technology the left is excited about

A friend told me I have a fun singing voice so basically I'm flawless and amazing.

Whoa, check it out. This sex dungeon has a business center!

The new avatar is finally done, atleast for now, until I add more free clothing options. Theres 3 versions to pick from in the project. (Base, full, quest) Go check my adorable goblin jack rabbit thing! Both are on Jinxxy and Gumroad! pretzelbot.gumroad.com/l/scrapjack jinxxy.com/Pretzelbot/s...

Updating my Lunar New Year back tattoo and the Chimera it has produced looks weirdly racist.

Every day we get more evidence that technocrats should be ridiculed, if not run out of society.

Leaked documents reveal the inner workings of Alpha School, which both the press and the Trump administration have applauded. The documents show Alpha School's AI is generating faulty lessons that sometimes do "more harm than good."

It costs $130 + a $35 facility fee to obtain a passport and an extra $30 for a passport card. In California, fees for certified copies of vital records are between $18 and $31 each. How is the SAVE Act not a poll tax?

Hey everyone. Potentially the biggest story in the country, right here. substack.com/home/post/p-...

hollywood is COOKED something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎

Anna Garcia is my dream woman

Cutting my cat's nails is very difficult because they are so full of love that they want to cuddle the clippers instead of letting me do my job.

If you are wondering what words the all-male Congress found so "blasphemous" that they felt compelled to literally scrape them off the monument, they were: ''Woman, first denied a soul, then called mindless, now arisen, declared herself an entity to be reckoned.''

Just a reminder that ChatGPT cannot betray anyone because it doesn’t have feelings or motives or thoughts

I still love The Linda Linda's youtu.be/oCB8lgdAYxI?...

I wasted my young and hot days on someone that lied about loving me, that lied about who they were and what they wanted. I refuse to be bitter or callous because I still believe in love, no matter how much I've been hurt. Happy Valentine's Day!

Absolutely gutted to learn that my evil twin is just a palate swap.

had a very respectful chat about theology tonight

Valentine's Day? Yeah, you could say I have plans

Pam Bondi is the type of freak that would call the cops after seeing a Uhaul at an apartment complex.

I'm jacking in to the Net

US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.

honestly tired of trying to convince people that trump's immigration policy is not really about violent undocumented immigrants or even just undocumented immigrants, but immigrants in general and even non-white people more broadly.

Yeah let's see AI take my job. Let's see chat gpt crack the perfectly timed joke in the zoom meeting. Let's see it brighten everyone's Monday. Get outta here

Had a dream that the new hot trend was ordering your coffee "worm style"

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: “I was literally begging the agent who was holding me back to let me do CPR,” she told The Intercept.

these people cannot be rehabilitated. you cannot share a world with human beings who treat others this way.

I want an angel that is so beautiful that it terrifies me to walk in to my house and help me with furniture placement.

I need folks to understand this. The idea that local police forces will intervene at scale against ICE is a utopian fantasy totally disconnected from how policing has always worked

I feel this way about pretty much all vaccine-preventable infectious diseases. You shouldn't be allowed to dump cyanide into municipal drinking water and you shouldn't be allowed to recreationally spread viruses around shared public spaces.

By the power invested in me, I hearby proclaim this woman, "White Woman of Next Month!" (sorry, you cant have February.) Not all heroes wear blue jeans

turing test didnt account for if the judges have a billion dollar financial incentive to believe the computer's alive

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the meritocracy they want you to believe Black people are violating A C student coke fiend with no medical expertise runs our nation’s healthcare system.

The US right licks the boots of the Confederacy, too. The US right will always give it up for racist losers. It's who they are, too.

I'm so sick of this idiot baby.