dum diddly dum I twiddle my thumb and 500 bricks go up your bum

reminding myself of this

ive been in tears over this since i woke up

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

hello I have released a new EP go check it out over on my bandcamp you can listen to the cool music and look at the cool album art by the amazing @skettikritter.bsky.social here's the link bla obsidiantooth.bandcamp.com/album/if-you...

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

a bit of self indulgence...

surprise (?)

I had to

all-timer sports graphic dropped

Was talking to a friend about spankings and it made me realize that i dont think ive shared this old piece of art i have. Its one of like... 5 nonABDL nsfw Valk arts i got. Counting your spankings is just so 🥴🥴🥴🥴 Ft. @druskymia.bsky.social 🎨. @merlinmakessmut.bsky.social

It’s true

Starting off the month with some micro appreciation! Keep your micros warm this Macro March!! ✨✨✨

Figured I’d post this here as well! #fursuit #puphood #pupsuit

No but this is entirely correct

It is with the heaviest of hearts that I share this. Today I got word from the family of Aledaroth, that he has passed. He has been fighting stage 4 cancer for roughly the past five or six months. He was possibly the kindest and sweetest soul I've ever known. We will all miss him greatly.

Bro looks like a flea

LIFE IS WORTH LIVING

Why would you ever use an AI, just ask me questions and I'll happily give you incorrect information and drink a bottle of water

some of yall

ragebaiting my fat wolfos

Looks like someone snuck Umbra a special potion :) ko-fi membership ♡ shop ♡ commissions

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

don't make me tap the sign again social media

error message thousands of furries are hoping to see one day

If you're a member of the furry fandom who uses your platform to incite bullying and harassment towards other furries who have innocuous kinks and lifestyles- Leave the fandom. Get out. You're a fascistic puritan and your presence in the fandom harms the rest of us. Be toxic elsewhere. Leave.

CW: Vore | Weight Gain | Dogsona | Sabersona | NSFW Furry Art Stream Com for FiveSixty and Pearl_8u

>be me >in public VRChat instance >max capacity instance >everyone is Japanese >can't understand a thing >girl and two guys are talking nearby >suddenly, girl says "oohhh, sixxo seven…" >8+ people turn, go "oohh!!" + do the hand movements >mutual understanding >memes rebuild the Tower of Babel, 2026

pizza dog 🍕

dogpreg

Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store

When you’re flirting with a girl twice your age and she hits you with the “im old enough to be your mother”

Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill

The Free Press is discovering new levels of Telling On Yourself that scientists previously thought could not exist

Burger King Looks Open https://theonion.com/burger-king-looks-open-1819571281/

I need sloppy sweaty transgender sex outdoors on a trail on top of a steep hill after a hike

Net slang... has evolved.

Us 0.5 sec after we get transformed into Pokemons

Ah! You startled me!

What's this? Brand new floral skunk stickers, arriving to your Telegram today? Huge thanks to @It_was_us on TG for working on this new pack! So happy to have the skunk with some stickers; if you have ideas for more do let me know myehe t.me/addstickers/...

Turn up the 3D slider to really max out friendship with your team💜~ Awesome work by @waterabsorbant.bsky.social!!