The type of ppl im talkin about are like People who, current day, daydream about intellectually besting a screaming man wearing a red hat by freestyling over a piano-only beat LMFAO

The ‘Grow Up Lole’ pit has always been steadily gaining population, but a separate pit named ‘Please Stop Being Corny’ has been getting absolutely bombarded since i migrated to bsky lmfaoo The amount of unironic ‘tommy needy drinky’ type shit ive seen on here has shaven a year off my life at least

its one thing to be depressed and worried ur friends arent fucking with you anymore for some reason, but the weird and hostile “where have you been” ppl just gotta get a fuckin grip man. Money was callin what do u want from me

One of the dumbest online sickness things im still tryna kick is feeling the need to over-explain myself when someone asks where ive been. Like im nearly 30, i should just be able say “i been doin shit” and thats it, u can put the boring ass, mundane pieces together on ur own

Hooopefully art 2nite

i didnt think anything kawfee-related could be any funnier than those fucked up pancakes until he pulled up bsky on screenshare on accident and revealed he has an entire feed called "Moss 🟢" thats literally just All pictures of, and posts about, moss

i was getting booed outta the damn room the other day man nobody was fuckin with me smh

cmon kawfee fuck please we've been good

my brother recreating a convo had w/ a coworker in a company truck by staring at me and goin "u dont even know what typa shit i been on... i listen to the sorta shit that would scare people bro..." with all the seriousness of a murder confession, starts tappin on phone Hot Ft. Gunna starts playing

just 2 clarify, I never "open" for comms, like i dont take them in batches. its one at a time and the inquiry form in my pinned is genuinely always open. i usually do one or two and then take another so its like a conveyor belt lol

also really good: @kawfee.bsky.social showing us his cookies or whatever these were

wauhh @whaddit.bsky.social

that new yung lean and bladee track having a sample of steve machat falsely accusing them of killing his son in the yung lean noisey doc is insane i knew i recognized it

So like, it wasn't until I finished this that I was like "oh cheese is a wisconsin thing, not a...entire mid-west thing. so...uuhh... Enjoy. @n9x.tel

im sorry huck is evil (i am not actually sorry this is so fun)!!! silly comix for @n9x.tel from a while back AND also happy birthday !!! 🎂👴🎉 !!!

The “i need art of the stupid dog man with his bigass cockemballs out or Fuckin Bigstyle” urge is still going strong so im starting to think this will be the rest of my year at least lmfao Kinda weird to admit its a new feeling for me, im so used to just focusing on Other ppls chars

yessir

a late birtday dog for @n9x.tel !!! 🐶

Reed night Reed night

wow! image

ouhgg fucked up my arm in my sleep somehow so heres a shitetching whadever

I need $1000000 so i can pay everyone to draw reed big balls style NOW [smashjng my huge cool fists into the earth]

[flexing my damn strangth muscles] im dogy

some more dolg drawlings from this junk drawer ass canvas

Happy birthday to gods strongest soldier @1k5hun.bsky.social the Grean Mann Himself everyone should draw his sona as a late bday gift to me thank you

ouuaah doodle 🌡️

🔒📥

Sucks i have epic funny adhd and dont trust myself to perfectly keep up with all the billing windows, so i gotta let the companies pull doubloons out of my shit seemingly at will on acct of the completely inconsistent autopay dates i GUESS late on their own deadlines. rules-for-thee headass 🪨

Dude i cant catch a fuckin break LMFAO they didnt give me one of my bags at the grocery store and as i go to call about it, i see my psych randomly yoinked $70 out of my account for no explicable reason Also the grocery store’s service desk closed 15min ago 🪦

Day two of being possessed by the “i need to pay like 80 people to draw Reed Fuckin” demon ⚰️

more purple imagery for @kariacai.bsky.social auh 😈

Man money fucking sucks LMFAO im having one of my rare “i GOTTA GET MORE” nsfw reed comms moments but ive been in a big-expense gauntlet for like a straight year now I think ive only bought like 3 small comms in the past two years suxxx

Honestly i think my biggest “wow his mind” moment was making reed dumb enough that brat behavior just doesnt work on him. brat taming just by Simply Not Seeing It is such a fucking funny idea ive yet to play around with

its so funny that my whole deal now is that ill get on some GENUINE horny shit maybe like 3-4 times a year???? and the rest of the time is just me seeing my friends hot ass characters, calling them “bad”, and asking them to draw said character killing reed LMFAO

nothing more unfortunate than meeting someone new in this community and trying to make it work despite them being mad weird, but they simply have no desire to stop being like that no matter how many opportunities you give em to chill out lol

dude searching for fucking ANYTHING online is so dogshit now lol im tryna find this old vine of someone panning and zooming in on a huge purple outdoor fountain while Diamonds from Africa plays and its literally impossible to dig past all the completely unrelated AI and "# funny # fyp" dogshit

rly cool loop i made the other night in like an hour feat @kariacai.bsky.social and @somaaa.bsky.social wau ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba

I gotta try ucc black and those ‘blended’ ones damn

How the fuck is it that i can get a can of ucc coffee w/milk or ucc kona at meijer for $2.19 but basically any case quantity greater than 6 online is like $70-200 fuck off lol

whenever I hear someone say "you nutter" I just think of the kid you beat at the start of fable 2 it invades my brain like a manchurian candidate

Whenever i say some shit like “wahaaee” at the end of a post just imagine the npcs from fable 1 after u kill that big ass wasp at the beginning of the game. I sound like that. Imagine im doing the animation too

I wish i had some shit to post but i have too many dam wips!!!! So in the meantime u can have this stupid bit from my sketchbook tht i thought about again this morning feat @/hxgtie.me ‘s funny dog wau

This is wayyyyy late but happy late birthday @n9x.tel wear a weird hat and carry a candle in the darkness….. c’mon it’ll be fun!

Omggg i looove inexplicable and insane work-halting allergy flare-ups that last 3/4 of my day soooo cute

12sec nyt mini today ⚰️ didnt even have to stop to think smh

Watching as, one by one, i indoctrinate even my shyest friends into the cult of Sending Voice Messages. Something ppl have called me ‘scary’ for doing in the past lmfao ITS CONVENIENT ‼️🗣️🤳 AND WAY FUNNIER 3/4 OF THE TIME

Bro what the fuck are they puttin in these plain ass UCC coffee with milk cans i swear to god if you presented me with 4 ice-cold cans id have to restrain myself from Straight Slurpin all 4 down one after the other

late bday thing for @bigcozyorca.art i did between comm work bc we're bday neighbors :O) (me on aug 29th, them on aug 30th) wahaaee (she/they byda way 🎂)