Genuinely am loving Wild Wild West but I still can't get over how horrific that first episode was... Like it still is troubling at times, but there is some gem moments in there. It is the platonic idea of what an episodic bizarre western should be

I keep quoting this tumblr post it's truly one of the funniest ones out there and the fact that waynradiotv is part of it is truly the icing on the cake

watching the godfather for the first time #cinema

ngl I would play in traffic if Guillermo Del Toro subtweeted me like that

hmmm... I think I like the sopranos

Owieeeee ate too fast my tummy hurt

Genuinely I wonder what it’s like to be an editor for a reality tv show

It's giving gay

I think… people that make their lives their brand are inviting nothing but evil auras into their lives

Roommate got annoyed at me the other day because I kept talking about boiled eggs during movie time

Thinking of crafting thousands of eggs and becoming some kind of boiled egg barker at limsa lominsa and giving away high quality boiled eggs to people

Watching edward scissorhands right before watching Ed Wood was like seeing someone's paracosm oc made manifest and then them locking in and going "time to grow up"

Married at first site is wild because there will be people on there just saying “I can’t imagine finding my partner any other way” like you imagine a giant camera crew documenting your every movement??? HELLO???

Never actually watched Edward Scissorhands so I decided to put it on while I work and this bed made me do a double take why is it so big

Any time someone says they like horror movies and then say they only watch iceberg videos and horror movie reviews I literally start foaming at the mouth in pure red rage

I love finding ffxiv influences because instead of a pngtuber they have their in game character model talking one guide I found they had like really intense dutch angles and lighting explaining how submarines work

I thought of this bit where I say on main that I get off on the superiority complex I have over people who use ai so a bunch of ai defenders flood my replies, and I respond with "keep going I'm so close"... but also that's like inviting demons into my house (but also that would be so funny to me)

besties your boy is reaching his limit

I have been power leveling my crafting classes and I'm so close to getting them all level 80 auunnghhh

The concept of coins has been very funny to me lately

he kept repeating that it wasn't a joke

The ffxiv alliance raid chat comedians don't got shit on me

I said #bazinga when I got every math question right during the math golem and he laughed at that so much that he told me to meet him gridania and he gave me like a million gil

the finest fantasy account talks to me like the green goblin mask

wuk lamat certainly yaps a lot, but I like that she's kinda shit at everything and everyone visibly notices hashtag girl failure

i am not opening this thread dawg

Tried to look up free company submarines with my friend last night and we got attacked by spreadsheets

love how I went from two absolute bangers to watching kinda doo doo

friends and I finally made a free company and we're all pooling together to find a house it feels so nice not being in a dead fc

I'm interested in seeing dawntrail because people has some opinions about it, but I'm curious if it's actually worse or if it just has the same problems as almost every other expansion for me in terms of the story lol

so much of my ffxiv experience is just going "wait a minute they already did this in a different final fantasy game" on repeat... ouroboros ass game series

junior jinbei I fuck wit you heavy style

have to post on the internet again

I’m addicted to gambling (treasure dungeons)

People kept telling me I was gonna go goo goo ga ga for emet selch and I liked him well enough but the fact that people have been holding out on zero to me is evil... you telling me I could have been simping to this woman the whole time

I can't go through this shit again... I can't... unless...

oh nooo... oh noooo oh noooooo OH NOOOO IM IN DANGER!!!! HELP IM IN DANGER!!!! THERES AN EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE WOMAN HELP!!!!!!!

cannot stress enough how much this tweet is not only my guiding star for character writing but also the only thing that enables me to write conversations at all

Found a group of randos that wanted to just rerun potd 51-60 for level up but we all clicked so good we ended up to floor 110 I love finding groups and friends in ffxiv and not outside of it yes know nothing about me aside from my fruit ass in game

Truly nothing more trying than being a captive audience to the worst stand up in a ffxiv dungeon

every time anyone in the house makes curry we all go into a frenzy and the whole pot is gone within 24 hours...

I don’t really have an interest in engaging with fandom as a whole but I love observing it from afar

Fuck wit me

my ass is going to jollibee's today

finest fantasy is my own personal pokedex/bestiary

Update: they fucking hate each other now.

Auughhhh my friend that I’ve been doing eureka got ahead of me I gotta catch up

Got a shitty stylus meant do iPhones to draw in tomodatchi life and it’s going as good as you think it is

Tomodatchi life has some of the best ux I’ve had in an island builder and it makes me mad that this shit wasn’t in other island builder games wth