This post is not about Graham Platner

A+ stuff here

Your silence is deafening Flo Rida. The whole club is looking at YOU.

Saw Martin O’Malley at the John Mulaney show in Bmore last. Never Forget: O’Malley would’ve won.

Flo Rida’s gotta be next to drop right

objectively very funny that all the republicans crying about talarico eating a potato and egg breakfast taco have already pledged their undying loyalty to an enfeebled new yorker who survives on diet coke and the phantom of the opera soundtrack. not that it matters. not that anything at all matters

GOD IS A CIS WHITE MAN AND SMALL BUSINESS OWNER FROM THE STATE OF OHIO. HE LIKES GRILLING AND CONSUMING MEAT, DRIVING HIS SPECIAL EDITION CHEVY SILVERADO, IGNORING HIS SMOKING-HOT WIFE AND THREE STUPID SONS (KADEN, CADEN, AND CASON), AND WATCHING THE CLEVELAND BROWNS LOSE TO THE CINCINNATI BENGALS.

*Nods*

Boromir: and why do we not EMBRACE the ring's power?? Aragorn: and what would you have us do with it? Boromir: a lot of editing advice, and also a way to take care of busy work, you know, memos about orcs et cetera Aragorn: Boromir: and difficult break-ups, if you know what I mean

Again, straight from Delaney Hall in Newark NJ: ICE just tear gassed Senator Andy Kim.

Writer’s room: uh…a swole Jabba! A team of Babu Friks! Maybe a kindly Sebulba? We take some of those silly droids from the prequels and give ‘em an edgy glow up!

Pedro Pascal stars in: Glup Shitto: the Movie

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A lot of people talk a good game about equality and liberalism and then you get to kindergarten and learn that doesn’t extend to them sending their kids to school with your kids.

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

Put my notice in this week AMA

Many of u conspicuous in your silence

My 12 yr old has his Economist next to the toilet

Garbage people

With all their free time they were able to accomplish all their goals in half the time and had nothing left to live for. Let that be a warning to us all.

Can’t decide

Close…

Still going…maybe it just does this constantly??

you mean this?

The fuck

What do u think happened to all Diddy’s oil?

imho the only credible source of info is yahoo answers

what's the deal with the big police box/contraption at the corner of the Potomac Yard trail and Braddock, near the 7/11?

lmao

Every day we reach new lows!

Sorry Chumbawamba I wasn’t familiar with your game

dolly will be smuggled out to pigeon forge when we nuke nashville and daytona bsky.app/profile/zvxg...

We should all try to be a little like them every day

find god

Thank you NYT

Reminder that Florida voters passed a Constitutional amendment in 2010 banning gerrymandering with 62% of the vote and the Florida GOP just stole the courts and ignored it. By contrast retaliatory gerrymanders in CA and VA passed with the approval of voters. Yet media portrays them as equivalent.

Went from being like “this is stupid” to “as always, Karl Urban makes a good point”

We are the Sons of the Mumfords you couldn’t burn

“Take the shot!” “I can’t, sir! I’m woke!”

Happy bday to all the moms!

After the recent court rulings, who's favored to win the House? Via Nate Cohn. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/05/08/u...

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