Patrick (pumpkin spice)
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The higher you rise, the more people can shoot at your butt.
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furby hancock
about 10 hours ago
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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Sky Marchini
about 8 hours ago
like i was saying
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Garrett Gilchrist
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Vampires have too many weaknesses we need to pare back the lore
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Pre-Tariff Hot Tubs
about 17 hours ago
Notable that Pedro Pascal signed this but not Grogu.
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Ravin Boodram
1 day ago
Bearing your cross is a lot easier with wheels.
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Black Aziz Anansi
1 day ago
If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.
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Turn up
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Mark Chadbourn
2 days ago
Trump tells his audience at the Cornerstone Institute Founders’ dinner that he brought peace between Cambodia and Armenia.
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John Waddy Bullion
3 days ago
I’m eating the purple Korean corn dog at the TCU game and I don’t feel so good, gang
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Negotiated that they can finish the new season of Phineas & Ferb before we pull the plug
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TheDesk.net
3 days ago
Earlier this week, Sinclair said it would replace "Jimmy Kimmel Live" with a documentary about Charlie Kirk during the Friday time slot that Kimmel occupies on its ABC affiliates. Friday evening, Sinclair pulled the documentary and aired "Celebrity Family Feud" instead.
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Sinclair pulls Charlie Kirk documentary from schedule of ABC affiliates
Sinclair pulled a documentary on Charlie Kirk from the schedule of its ABC affiliates on Friday, opting to air "Celebrity Family Feud" instead.
https://thedesk.net/2025/09/sinclair-pulls-charlie-kirk-documentary-abc/
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Joel for Kentucky
5 days ago
Laura Loomer claimed credit when Tulsi Gabbard revoked my security clearance, unleashing her right-wing mob. Next came death threats. Today, I launched my campaign for U.S. Senate. She already called me a professional liar, a gaslighter, and a "traitor to his country," and the day isn't over yet.
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good huck, babe!
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Who else not looking forward to The Talk (to your kids about canceling Disney+)?
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River_Tam
5 days ago
Heard from a friend at Disney+ that there are multiple levels of freakout internally, both from internal dissatisfaction, concerns about subscription cancelations, and of course the big one: concern about a boycott spilling over into parks and cruises.
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Punish the Villains
5 days ago
I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius
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Chris Scott
5 days ago
He’s running
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My buddy is running for Mitch’s old seat!
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Denny Carter
6 days ago
Folks are having critically important discourse in the fantasy football Reddit
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Adam Harris
22 days ago
this ad is running on Black radio in VA and uh…
youtu.be/TPxBcTiw-uc?...
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Sandwich
YouTube video by Winsome Earle-Sears
https://youtu.be/TPxBcTiw-uc?si=BuVPObNw5R3_4oHL
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Andrew Lawrence
7 days ago
hello 911? yea me again...thats right, the flag is all the way up to the top...uh huh, ace hardware this time
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò
9 days ago
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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sarah jeong
9 days ago
idk if you've seen this south korean editorial that ran a few days ago. google translate version scorched my eyebrows
www.hani.co.kr/arti/opinion...
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Sharon
9 days ago
korean reporting is nightmarish on the conditions Korean workers were contained in
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jeff computers
9 days ago
kirks widow aura farming with his corpse on instagram is one of the most truly unsettling things ive seen in a while
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie
10 days ago
"On the last episode of his show before he was killed," Kirk told "his audience, falsely, that “one in 22 Black men will be a murderer in their lifetime” and that “by age of 23, half of all Black males have been arrested and not enough of them have been arrested.”
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Blue Virginia
10 days ago
Glad to hear Elizabeth Guzman is ok, but this is totally outrageous and unacceptable intimidation.
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Punish the Villains
10 days ago
What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
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Don Moynihan
10 days ago
Its another McNaughton masterpiece. Choose your fighter.
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Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty
11 days ago
To summarize: -the murderer was Larry David from Curb Your Enthusiasm -no wait, it was a different guy but we got him -fuck, no we didn’t -I bet transsexuals did this -okay but the fact it feels like they did says something about society -we’re fairly sure he’s either in Utah or somewhere else
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Birb_at_Arms
11 days ago
Early-modern troops often got paid in bolts of cloth, which did basically nothing to stop them from stealing every unsecured chicken in a 20km radius, but *did* make them look fabulous doing it.
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Carl Beijer
11 days ago
One of my favorite genre of posts on Twitter right now is people who think grok can help them find the killer
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QuoProQuid
11 days ago
cheering and celebrating after assassinations is by no means new. what has changed is that social media gives us greater access to a greater number of people a few accounts from immediately after the kennedy assassination
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kate bush’s husband
12 days ago
It gets even crazier
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The Onion
12 days ago
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
https://theonion.com/witnesses-assumed-charlie-kirk-shooter-was-just-ordinary-gunman-on-school-campus/
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Root beer milk
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Ted Leo 🍉
12 days ago
9/11 this, 9/11 that; some of y’all need to put down the 9 ELVEN rings gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power <send>
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Sean Fay-Wolfe | Diamond Axe Studios
12 days ago
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
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Mel, AnarcHochulist 🏳️⚧️🔰♨️
12 days ago
several x-wing pilots in rogue squadron are canonically gay for each other
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AdequateEmily
6 months ago
I've been considering making a second channel for short discussion videos, and one I'm thinking of is just a five minute video about how I love this clip
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austin
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Drew Harwell
14 days ago
New Truth Social update gives all Patriot Package subscribers access to Truth gems, which Truth+ users can (by using
Crypto.com's
digital wallet infrastructure) convert into Cronos
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m
14 days ago
nothing in the constitution says the president can't be the member of an elite pedophile ring who also has dementia
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Blue Virginia
16 days ago
Rep. Bobby Scott (D-VA03) *cheered*, LG Winsome Earle-Sears *booed* at Norfolk State University last night. LOL
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David 🇵🇸
16 days ago
Good excuse to post my favourite Onion headline.
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Constantine
16 days ago
Why? Well, for starters, 300 ICE agents have been moved to Chicago, leaving only about 300 in LA County which is about what we had before Trump took office. Why are they leaving? Because LA made their jobs TOO FUCKING HARD. LA Organized. LA sat on corners outside Home Depots with radios. 5/
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