Lasagna stock up 10% today

A hearty congrats to @arlingtonva.us for their extremely successful case study in Crystal City, showing that half-assed bike accommodations are worse than no accommodations at all!

Tell me your daughter disowned you, w/o telling me your daughter disowned you 🤡

That’s how we increase youth turnout

Get your guesses in. Senate District 39 has approximately 151,411 registered voters — 113,620 in Alexandria, 20,944 in Arlington, and 16,847 in Fairfax. Turnout will be approximately _____%.

It’s a triplex, the middle is the biggest, and they’re all about 4000sq ft

The exploded house went and did the most Arlington thing ever… wait for it… wait for it… 🎉 MISSING MIDDLE 🏘️

Oh no 😥 now we won’t remember NOT getting the arena and NOT getting the FBI building 🤡

‘Nearly impossible’ I’ll take them odds 💪, but only cause it’s Arlington

A. Its weird to be an adult man and every single day wake up and obsess over pedophiles B. AND also be this complete garbage of a ‘reporter’ 🤡

… may it’s the perennial candidates we met along the way 🫶

All the photos I took from the ICE Out for Good rally and march in Washington, DC yesterday. Feel free to use it’s under a creative commons share-alike license w/ attribution for non-commercial use-unless I’m asked nicely for commercial use :) - flic.kr/s/aHBqjCG… #ICEOUTFORGOOD #ICEOUTNOW

Holzhauer with the dunk 🎯

The only way to explain an ICE agent is that Agent Smith from the Matrix and Marv from Home Alone had a baby.

Since the post-apocalyptic future is already here.. my plan is adapt-not only this personality- but the aesthetic too

Kill em all.. with kindness 🐋

Etch into the Louvre: “Their incompetence is our only solace.”

Getty Images has no chill 👏 👏 👏 these are the first images that come up when you search the president’s name ☠️ Kek Not one, but three pics of Epstein 🤣 And two are the same pic 💀

Come on Advanced, do your thang ☠️ Kek

Happy to say we have a location locked in! Aurora Hills library CONFIRMED for voting on Tuesday! bsky.app/profile/arli...

🎉 Columbia Pike reference 🚍

Keeping yapping on about Shirlington, and we’ll take that part that sticks into Fairfax too ☠️

Updates 👀

Come on man 🤦‍♂️

Just reduced $700k (cause no one wants this gaudy monstrosity) Thank you @asfvirginia.bsky.social for making sure it is illegal to build housing in Arlington that teachers can afford 🖕

One Monkey Paw finger curls on "I wish they would get rid of the Height Act in DC"

ALX 👀 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8f17nY1/

Vice-Chair Maureen Coffey urged courageous and caring leadership in the year ahead, emphasizing that government’s responsibility is to protect vulnerable residents and support those without power or resources.

Not surprisingly, I’d encourage this form of advertising

“Fuck Majorie Taylor Greene, start a fucking war, We’re not releasing the files”

According to *drivers

Got the latest issue of MaximumARL from the box by Acme Pie #columbiapike excellent year in review

I know I make it my personality that county board meetings are my Roman Empire.. but it’s really public domain day

Séance with Stephen and Kasey Miller, Emil Bove voodoo dolls, on Russ voughts table

And for the death blow, takes a moment of silence for the offspring of Donald Trump he watch drown in Lake Michigan

Like MTG has been playing this qanon ARG for years now.. like full believing that shit, and shes waded thru the ‘swamp’ , fought back against the deep state and the haters.. and when the storm finally arrived she stood in front of the Final Boss, Bowser, Dr Robotnik, .. and she looked into her..1/x

Omg 😮 that is his official portrait 🤯 like, I don’t even have to switch anything up to meme that.. it doesn’t look human

Legally changing my name to this

Baaaahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhaha

Whoever runs this account must huff duster, and lots of it

QUICK, SOMEONE FIND ME A STABLE GENIUS, I NEED TO KNOW!!

Mashed potatoes 🎉

If it’s gonna be that kinda party….

Oof.. too cold to stand at the farmers market.. but the box is full 🎉

Last issue out today😅 honestly, that shit the was a lot, and there wasn’t really even a timeline.. all that said, come January we’ll be on the hunt for an offset printer collecting dust in a basement somewhere, get that bad boy fired up and start sending out a monthly (for now 😉) print publication 📰

Will be at the Pike Farmer’s market today.. last issue of Maximum A-R-L out today 🎉

Given how allergic to "trying things" Congressional Dems have been since the start of Trump II, any candidate willing to do so has value.

Sneak peek at my response to their cringe fest

I know the whole thing is insane, but starting out by wishing a merry Christmas to the people ON the Epstein list.. whether you were on it or not.. is next level..

Hey @drpepperofficial.bsky.social is my normal go to choice.. 🥤 but ever since she put up that TikTok I want to drink even more..