Bigish Updates: Live & Illegal!

"oh yeah well could an utterly feckless party do this?!" [shoots own dick off]

The First Amendment is unalienable because it’s unfuckwithable. there’s no point to the Second Amendment if there’s nothing left to fight for.

😈 it’s because slop=dirt 🤷‍♂️ Hahahahahahahahahahahha

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Printing has commenced

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 PRINTING PROLLY WON’T BE DONE TODAY, BUT MAYBE IT WILL

Who the hell are you to tell me how to live! You think I sell my body I merely sell my time I ain't no Cinderella I ain't waiting for no prince to save me In fact, until just now, I was doin' just fine

Woohoo 🎉 pile driven for the new bridge 🏗️

Hmmm

Auctioning off a bunch of art tonite… will be live until midnight ish 😮

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 ART AUCTION, EVERYTHING MUST GO 🖼️

News Issue of Maximum A-R-L 📰 dropping Wednesday Two New Newspaper Boxes 😮 Or Subscribe to get it in the mail 📨

Reflecting pool vibes

I am going to be posted up in COURTHOUSE PLAZA-an Arlington County owned designated public space, although similarly named to COURTHOUSE PLAZA I (Courthouse Plaza Roman numeral one) a building owned by JBG Smith, which leases out the land underneath said building, is a complete and separate entity

See you in Courthouse Plaza 🇺🇸 @arlingtonva.us @arlcountyboard.bsky.social @arlingtonvapd.bsky.social @takiskarantonis.bsky.social @maureencoffeyva.bsky.social @susanforarlington.bsky.social @matt4arlington.bsky.social @jdspainsr.bsky.social

New issue dropping Monday 📰 ArlingtonAF.com

Back in stock at the pie shop

New Issue Out Monday 📰

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Ignoring any and all trespass warnings 🖕

Hey @arlingtonva.us @arlingtonvapd.bsky.social @arlcountyboard.bsky.social so I’ll be headed to Courthouse Plaza (for official business, it’s always official business) in violation of an improperly issued trespass order. Arlginton county owns Courthouse Plaza, NOT JBG Smith per their lease

More specifically, where is there a transit (multi bus or metro) hub that hasn’t been updated post pandemic?

Hey chat 👋 On the hunt for an abandoned newspaper box.. 🗞️ if you see something, say something… to me Visit ArlingtonAF.com for updates

Westover Farmers Market is banging

NFW 😮 “If Alexandria has a print newspaper, so should we” Maximum A-R-L Volume Duex: Issue One Out Now! Available outside Acme Pie Company

Aiyo… if Alexandria has a printed newspaper, so should we

Sat. June 13 in DMV DC- Columbia Pike Blues Fest w/ Joslyn & the Sweet Compression, Armani Burnham, Stacy Brooks, 2 more 12-8pm @ Penrose Square on the Pike, Arlington; Ethiopian music @ JD Bar; more @ stevekiviat.blogspot.com/2026/06/dc-b...

No reason this shouldn’t always be true - but with some designated spaces for DoorDash, etc., drivers to pick up from the restaurants, but leave onto Adams, not the pike. Close Barton!!!

Guess who’s back? 📰

Birth of a bike lane (segment A Columbia pike realignment aka Vistadht memorial Bikeway: abridged)

Alert alert! #CPbluesfest sign has sustained critical damage!! #columbiapike

Found art: Fleet Elementary School

🎉 re-dedication ribbon cutting ceremony

Fun fact: Arlington County keeps a whole roll of ceremonial ribbon for cutting ✂️

Bitchin

UPDATE: ACPD is seeking the public's assistance identifying the suspect vehicle involved in this morning's fatal hit-and-run crash. The vehicle is believed to be a 2016 – 2019 model Honda CRV, Obsidian Blue Pearl (dark blue) in color and missing the vehicle’s front grill.

Although the posters were removed (obviously some unhinged lunatic) advertising the Pickleball Poster Retrospect coinciding with the new pickleball courts at Walter Reed community center on Wednesday… they’ve been put back up and the retrospect is still on 🥒

Line for booze 🥃

Visit Pentagon Gift Shop for remaining stocks of #NoKings merch. Support local resistance to Trump! The creators behind this initiative state they are closing Pentagon Gift Shop to focus on new resistance projects. Hope to share more on that soon.

New asphalt 👀

#pickleballwars poster retrospective June 10 at 5 pm Walter Reed community center - see arlingtonaf.com for additional details & updates #southarlington

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: June 3, 2026 NOT All Thrown Out: Arlington Prosecutors Confirm Cox Indictments Under Active Appeal Read our official press statement here: www.arlingtonva.us/Government/D...

Aiyo… Maximum A-R-L Updates Going live at 8:05

🚨 THROWBACK 🚨 The Month of May retrospect in Issue Nine of Maximum A-R-L, Dec 2025

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