Speaking of scraggly start-up media conglomerates 🎩 Maximum A-R-L is back baby 🎉 Tenth Issue: First of Volume Duex dropping this month 😮 📰

Seriously who shreds cheese?! The apple-sized balls of mozzarella and aren’t apple-sized for no reason

5y/o: who’s better, boys or girwls? Me: girls 💅 5y/o: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 🎉

Bike ride graffiti

@arlcountyboard.bsky.social IF ALX IS GETTING SPEED CUSHIONS… I DEMAND WE INSTALL SPEED THROW PILLOWS ASAP.. DO IT, OR THE HEATHENS WIN

This was about someone tearing down a Flock camera btw 🙄

“IF TEACHERS ARE TOO POOR TO AFFORD HOUSING IN ARLINGTON, THEN THEY CAN ALL JUST MOVE TO LOUDOUN COUNTY” The Arlington Way ain’t tha right @asfvirginia.bsky.social ? 🤡

Not only mentioning housing first… mentioning it twice ✌️ 🏠 #VA07

VA01, VA08, VA07

Mt Vernon Ave, West Glebe Road, Slater’s Lane

Rosslyn, Clarendon, Ballston

Can’t even call it a stretch.. more like full on delusion.. to state that Terry McAuliffe is the ‘establishment candidate’ for VA07 …

Shot Chaser

Need a personalized license plate on this bad boy that says BITCHIN2

Been real busy, forgot to post

Hear me out… ALL the car dealerships should move to ALX., Bonus: if flagship is in Del-Ray

You can take our representation, but I draw the line at .. the part of Alexandria that sticks out into Fairfax 🤬

Literally Parisa Derangement Syndrome

Ngl my dream job is kinda being the crossing guard at Fleet

5y/o: we need to get garlic knots for the bike Me: … 5y/o: .. to keep away the vampires 🧛‍♀️

Ahhhhhh 💬 i remember when the coyotes ran wild on the Pike… The wild wild west..of eastern Columbia pike 🐕

While taking the bus I noticed nearly-done bike lanes on Columbia Pike by Joyce St in Arlington. I biked over there today. Here are some pix. Looking ok but I do have some nitpicks that I'll put in the thread. (I was amused that this is a Manhattan Project.) @bikearlington.bsky.social @waba.org

Can someone help me? What’s the connector from the new Air Force memorial bike lanes under 395 to ArmyNavy bike track?

Arlnow commenter: wHaTs tHe nO kInGs cRoWd gOnNa SaY wHeN tHeReS aN aCtUal kINg iN Dc?

This is my Roman Empire

Sic semper blah blah blah: Weenie Beenie > Ben's (especially if you include airport food that's on federal property)

Fr what DO you all consider the urban core of the DMV?!?

Arts Commission building getting a glow up

Hard pass… i will do whatever, by any means necessary to stop this travesty … now to google what could be used as a battle flag for northern Virginia 🤔

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One time I was working on that crab boat, and I stepped into the cabin, then something burst and hot fluid started spraying me from the motor box…I at first thought it’s was oil and I was gonna die.. but it was just warm hydraulic fluid, not hot enough to burn,but fully covered in petroleum products

We must save the sidewalk poles by any means necessary

I have to go the hardware store, to get a u-bolt, for another bike’s trailer, then take that bike to pick up the newspaper stand in Clarendon, bring it to the Pike, get paint from newspaper stand depot, paint other bike’s trailer, get kid on a different bike, go to .. 😬 *shudders* .. ALX 😳 1/2

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Ok.. final offer.. Shirlington for Chirilagua 🤝

Rando clips from the bike cam

Arlington County’s Most Dangerous: BMW and/or Tesla (bonus MD plates)

This is the first im hearing of this 👀

Hey ALX 🤔 am I doing this right? #SAVEBRADDOCKROADORWHATEVER

HELP! I want to go top speed thru the most densely populated neighborhoods in America

The same media that told you Charlie Kirk was definitely not killed by a small explosive placed in an electronic device.. are the same people that reported the Mossad pager attacks two years prior

RFK Jr is without a doubt the most garbage human being to exist in my lifetime… zero redeeming qualities..

I would like to use the WHCD whatever-the-hell-happened as evidence for my preferred policy positions, in this instance, banning right turn on red.

Alexandria folks, anyone heard about people taking down bike racks to park their cars? ND saying a rack was taken down at Custis & MV and other spots as well.

Bike ride

What’s the on-street boat/jet ski trailer parking on Braddock these days?

I literally told my kindergartner she couldn’t have ice cream for breakfast 🤷‍♂️ Iykyk ☠️

Wapo proving time and time again.. that its complete garbage 🗑️

No one. That's who. No one.

Counterpoint: Twitter isn’t real and the GOP en masse has become delusional