Referring to Westover as Mini-Del-Ray from now on

This is the way

He was on metro by Virginia Square last night.. 👀

Libertymaxxing is when you outmogg the surveillance state while they jestergoon their way to sub3 territory 🇺🇸

🤬 on metro, be careful

@itsmarkmoran.bsky.social is swinging thru.. so that’s at least one candidate that’s anti surveillance state

‘If they didn’t want me thinking up revolutionary ideas, then they probably shouldn’t have named all the streets after Patrick Henry and George Mason”

Jeez white people really can’t handle spice

27y/o non profit employee in a one bedroom apt in Arl … can’t argue that one

Running on the name McAuliffe is a sure fire way to not only lose.. but have everyone in the commonwealth hate you

Ngl I wouldn’t have voted for him, and prolly would have actively campaigned against him, if I had known @markwarner.bsky.social was accepting money to install the surveillance state and money from Epstein associates 🤬

How much money did @markwarner.bsky.social take from Jeffery Epstein’s friend and colleagues??

CORTISOL SPIKE!! TERACHAD DOWN 😭 The hairline, not the hairline 😭

Hey @arlingtondes.bsky.social @arlingtonva.us @arlingtonvapd.bsky.social I forwent my complaints for two years due to construction on the Pike.. but I’m back with a vengeance, there are only TWO parking spaces outside my house, and the Starbucks is running an illegal ad hoc drive thru 1/2

Banger 💯

Ice storm of ‘93 was very similar.. big ice storm, that sat around for a few weeks then blam ❄️ March Snow

Congress will vote to lower the age to prosecute minors as adults from 16 down to 14 in DC. Let me get this straight: Congress wants to prosecute 14 yr. olds as adults, but they don’t want to prosecute adults who sexually abuse 14 year olds? Release the Epstein files.

Steve walks warily down the street with his brim pulled way down low 😈

Hahahahah TY @arlcountyboard.bsky.social for listening to my concerns 🫡 I’m glad Advanced Towing can’t rob from us anymore 👏 Note: it looks like the wall we demanded be build for safety., was paid for by Advanced ☠️ Promises made, promises kept

Will be doing a livestream from the Schwartz Alley later today 🎉

THIS IS ‘ME’ ERASER haha

So after multiple trips to the county board, graffitiing the town with posters, and literally publishing a magazine to point out the crooked scheme John O’Neill of Advanced Towing runs on us… we have our alley back 💪 FAFO -Arlingtonaf style 😉 #VivaSchwartzAlley

Yooo @apsva.us what are we teaching these kids?! Cause we need to double down 🤣 🔥

When your local middle school walkout ICE protest goes hard in the paint 💪

Literal communism

I cant stop thinking about this.. i feel validated

Catturd’s wiki page describes him as “a right wing American Twitter (X) user” like that’s it.. like that’s basicly the entry☠️ My god that’s sad 🤣

I think the biggest takeaway that nobody is talking about from the Epstein files is.. Jeffery Epstein thought Trump had dementia in 2017 ☠️

On the real, i have worked in “lowkirkenuely” into my everyday venacular

Get em while they hot 🔥

Flags in stock… get em before No Kings 💪

Never have I been turned on by a ceramic cow, but today is a new day

Honestly a reason I won’t move out of the county…

How can we bring this energy to Arlington?

A reverse Hunger Games, where it’s legal to hunt and kill the richest person in the country..

Once the annexation of Potomac Yard(s) is finished-we’re adding the ‘S’ at the end btw- we will build the largest Stadium-Arena-Sphere know to mankind.. Dubai-level gaudiness

Getting rid of the Orange Line?!? 🤔 I mean it’s a non-starter politically, economically, geographically, socially, and logically as well as politically 🤷‍♂️

Become ungovernable

So there I was, minding my own business… recklessly driving my vehicle on the Metro tracks.. damn you Randy Clark

Arlington coded 🙏

They should just put a ramp off the GW and MD commuters can launch off a cliff onto the Whitehurst 🚀

Curb cuts! 🫶 my favorite jurisdictional anomalies…

Juts watch a BBC video where they confirm Fortnite’s official statement that the account linked in the Epstein files was a troll .. somehow.. Soooo, something I know for a fact, because i witnessed it.. is being denounced.. officially, by officials, and naysayers are being dismissed.. 🤔

It’LL BE A COLD DAY IN HELL WHEN TRANSFER AT *NALA!

Peeking over at Howard Lutnicks wiki.. 👀 uhh… there’s no reference or hyperlink.. but I’m kinda interested on who he drew praise from for ..[checks notes] … stopping paychecks to the families of 9/11 victims .. 🤬

Dammit 🤦‍♂️ here at Maximum A-R-L we pride ourselves in endorsing local candidates for office. 🤷‍♂️ That said, it’s too cold 🥶 and thou these never made it out the shop, I believe the spirit of our endorsement is and always has been there. 🗳️ Vote to Hyphenate Del-Ray!

Dammit 🤦‍♂️ here at Maximum A-R-L we pride ourselves in endorsing local candidates for office. 🤷‍♂️ That said, it’s too cold 🥶 and thou these never made it out the shop, I believe the spirit of our endorsement is and always has been there. 🗳️ Vote to Hyphenate Del-Ray!

Living in Arlington be like.. you tweet something like “Howard Lutnick is a chomo!” At 3:04 am…And it’ll get retweeted by at least two Jeopardy champions 🏆

Today is Election Day, and polls are open! Please vote by 7 pm today at your polling place. If you have an absentee ballot, please return it via mail or drop box by 7 pm. I hope I have earned your support!

Activists turn ICE against Musk in guerrilla paint caper: “Elon is in the Epstein Files!” Photo courtesy of phrenologyhead.bsky.social