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11-0 baby 🎊

Going thru some 4 y/o Glen Youngkin memes.. and boy oh boy was this evergreen ☠️

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It’s a triplex, the middle is the biggest, and they’re all about 4000sq ft

UPDATE: @arlingtondems.bsky.social are working on securing a location in 22202 These are hopefully NOT the only locations for voting. This is fast turnaround and very last second to look for adequate space so please hold tight and I’ll update when I know more!

The DOJ and the FBI can not be trusted. They were court ordered to release ALL of the Epstein Files. We want them without redaction Now! Full stop protecting these Pedos

Mural is gone

So there i was, on a Clarendon rooftop, minding my own business, shouting six-seven…

Do not let them convince you that what you see with your own eyes isnt real.

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Hey @pentagongiftshop.bsky.social dis you?

Ima be real straight up with yall, if an unknown person (douche) with a crew if 8 people shows up to my kids daycare and the door is NOT locked.. that would be a problem

The Erica Kirk memory tour ai videos in tiktok are ao funny to me, it’s forgivable

Butthole Chili Peppers

Hey @arlnow.bsky.social so, your quote of the day.. uhh, yeah, he was a shit human being 🤷‍♂️

New Year’s Resolution: Give time, money, blood, sweat & tears to help elect congressional democratic candidates everywhere in ‘26. Sic Semper Tyrannis. Art by Arlington AF Collective - www.pentagongiftshop.com/product/s…

These are new 👀

This bad boy is full, but will be moving to courthouse soon

Americans, just as stupid as the rest of the world 🫡 🇺🇸

Ooo oooo ooo 👋 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social i thought of an instant clapback when they point out “Learing Center” Check & mate chuds ♟️

Ooooh hot mama 🌶️ do i got a theatre right across the river.. you best bet Bonus: its NOT in ALX #CountyLine

Last issue out today😅 honestly, that shit the was a lot, and there wasn’t really even a timeline.. all that said, come January we’ll be on the hunt for an offset printer collecting dust in a basement somewhere, get that bad boy fired up and start sending out a monthly (for now 😉) print publication 📰

Will be at the Pike Farmer’s market today.. last issue of Maximum A-R-L out today 🎉

So when he came out and publicly stated Democrats are performing post birth abortions; but the Lake Michigan baby dump happened in 1984; coupled with the fact he was a registered Dem until the 2000s.. i mean, technically it was a democrat

Holla for an advanced copy of that sweet sweet printed media

Sneak peek at my response to their cringe fest

Literally anything to distract from the epstein files

This is the way 🗂️

Ngl.. if hyphens show up all over that place.. ill be ☠️

it was the worst of times. The "best" of DC in 2025 joeflood.com/2025/12/16/t...

Kek

Juts finished printing the arlingtonaf’s discord year in review for Maximum A-R-L and ooooh boy.. its a hot one 🔥.. anyone wants to help fold a coulme hundred sheets.. will be in the penrose square office all day

Mariah Carey sang the greatest Christmas song in history, and it will never be topped..

The Boomer Mentality

Screenshot from my music video in response to the asf song

Arlgintonian Cringe Boomers released a xmas song.. and the comment section is

Hey @apsva.us my kindergartener seems to be slacking on the geography department.. ☠️

RLong hitting the Angel spot

En Espanol 🎯

I meant not safe by any means, but this is basically me on Glebe Road

Time to update the artwork for the end of sophomore year 👩‍🎓

Insahallah 🙏

It’s a damned-if-you-do, damned-if-you-don’t proposition for a party that won in spite of itself in the 2025 off-year elections. Being open and transparent will help repair relations with younger voters and those wary of its ass-backwards inertia. Release the report, warts and all, @democrats.org!

I guess broken clocks are right like every ten years

See ALX doesn’t want Shirlington for the theatre 🎭 Their bar is set at the Busboys & Poets 🧌

Iirc someone from ALXsky posted about their Costco having a Pac-Man machine.. well, Pentagon City for the win 🏆 check & mate you godless heathens 🎹 👑

I will offer anyone $100 if they send me a video of advanced towing taking a car out of a full lot

Eggnog recipe is simple: [take bong hit] 1 bottle of Jameson [take bong hit]

Soooo, is there like a special section on the Kinsey Scale for Luigi Maginone? Like some sort of overlapping Venn Diagram of sorts