That Oval Office photograph explained.

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

average bluesky poster

Not a bad view on emerging from the village pub earlier 🌕

Nighthawks 2025 From the new Private Eye, out now.

I mean, I know we live in linear time and that 1981 was forty-four years ago, so on an objective level "Adam Ant is 71 today" must be a factual statement about reality. But also, that's clearly bollocks. Adam Ant can't be 71.

Norway is so #Progressive you can get an all day travel card in exchange for one small audible fart.

Morning all. Photographer Colin Jones, The Steelworks, West Hartlepool 1963.

If you mean ‘2nd’ say ‘2nd’. Never, ever, use ‘sophomore’ unless you’re referring to American students.

Siouxsie and the Banshees Nocturne just started on Sky Arts. No cider & and black, just whisky #BskyBeer

Happy birthday to a classic album…”This Is Big Audio Dynamite”. A game changer for me. It ignites do many memories & takes me back to so many memorable gigs & being so energised by their exciting cut & paste approach, sprinkled with so many fantastic samples. Bellisimo 😃 good times.

Our super-anxious boy is finally, after over three years of residence, exploring the possibilities the sofa and TV have to offer. #caturday

My husband @mjowen174.bsky.social is very down. He’s struggling to find any work at the moment. He’s a brilliant writer and has written for Dangermouse, Private Eye and many more… If you need a writer have a look at his website and please repost. www.mathew-owen.co.uk Thank you

@soharani.bsky.social @baldyrunner.bsky.social @jamessteel2008.bsky.social @stephenknowles.bsky.social @robdavis57.bsky.social @ruthmeadows.bsky.social @johnrowlett4.bsky.social @philwaring.bsky.social @greenmen.org.uk

My book UP IN THE AIR: A HISTORY OF HIGH-RISE BRITAIN is out today!

Originally the work of architect Ian Preston, the wonderful 1950s Klee House in Little Kingshill, Buckinghamshire, which was restored around 20 years ago, is now up for sale. bit.ly/3L7u3pO

youtube.com/watch?v=KpPB... Forget all those (mostly fake) Nigerian movie posters. Poland is the real pioneer.

1983, London

An Audience with Billy Connolly is 40 tomorrow, by the way. #BigSlipper

Someone should show her the stats on how Reform with just a handful of MPs are overrepresented on UK TV and media.

Arthur ensnuggled alongside #Caturday

Hahaha!

They Are Gutting A Body Of Water: LOTTO- Album Review louderthanwar.com/they-are-gut... @johnrobbofficial.bsky.social @wayneafcarey.bsky.social @nigelcarruk.bsky.social @kaimarshall.bsky.social

#MusicChallenge #KillerTunes 10/25 The Melting Mask - Possessor Melt! - Siouxsie And the Bandhees & RobertSmith youtu.be/s-5mVUb1gqM?...

youtu.be/dWRCooFKk3c #Music

Not quite sure why the media is presenting the Caerphilly result as a disaster for Labour, rather than as a perfect execution of its electoral strategy. That strategy for *months* now has been to tell everybody who might otherwise be inclined to vote for them to fuck off. And off they have fucked.

#Totentanz2025 #MusicChallenge Day 24 Soft Cell Bedsitter Safe journey 🌟💫 Dave Ball 💫🌟 youtu.be/lbC4yxjydUc?...

RIP William Hootkins. Thanks for all the memories!

Kraftwerk's Florian Schneider's gear collection up for auction 😎 www.juliensauctions.com/en/auctions/...

Sad to hear Dave Ball of #Softcell no longer with us. Was performing and writing to the very end!

Yet another outstanding image of Comet C/2025 A6 (Lemmon) by Petr Horálek taken on October 18, from the shore of Seč Lake, Czech Republic. The pic also captures the aurora caused by a G2 geomagnetic storm that day and the storm's effect on the comet's long ion tail. ☄️ www.petrhoralek.com #Astronomy

Today has been one of those days where I haven’t sold anything in my online shop. Have a look at my shop and please repost to spread the word. Thanks. gailmyerscough.co.uk

"Buddy" is a stray Tabby, who has been visiting us for several months. We thought he had a home, but sadly not. We invited him inside last night, and here he is on a cushion in my lap. I think he's happy..💕

people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath

TBT when I had a crack at covering Ride's Dreams Burn Down. No singing of course because I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket. soundcloud.com/moogminimoog...

Have added this to my wishlist for when it's out - looks really interesting.

Phenomenal gig. Major nostalgia sideswipe by the visuals, still reeling. Thank you @warringtonruncorn.com

One of the cartoons from my new book 'Physics for Cats'. In good bookshops now and online in English, French, German and Spanish. It's also available as a print at www.tomgauld.com/

I ❤️ Viz

If you could please do us a favour and RT (or whatever it is on here) my writing CV I would be extremely grateful. I am a very capable writer of words, mainly “humorous”’ and if you have some PROPER paid work for me, please DM me. Thank you for your time www.mathew-owen.co.uk

It is embarassing not to see the BBC pulling up Reform leaders claiming that Nathan Gill was just some fan who got photos taken with Farage - he was an MEP for them & their leader in Wales while taking cash from Russia to act against the UK! Literally the very basics of your job to point this out

How is this repeatedly made into a policy issue - by *all* parties - when the blunt fact of the matter is that grown adults who are obliged to pay for their own education, and relentlessly pursued to repay their loans, should be able to study whatever the fuck they want.

RISQUE GALORE

Nigel Farage is owned by Russia. Vote Leave was illegally financed by Russia. Brexit was and is a Russian active measure to harm Britain and its home in Europe.

We flounced out of the EU on the say-so of politicians who lied to us. And what a total shitshow that’s turned out to be. The polar opposite of what they promised. Now the call to flounce out of the ECHR. By the same people. Telling the same lies. Has the country been kicked in the head by a horse?