God I hate this Machiavellian little fuckoff so much. 💖 He’s so great. #hazbinhotel #alastor

Throwback to this old art from last year where I tried to draw the height difference between Leon and these two assholes and was immediately struck by how widdle and adowable he looks next to them. 😂

Throwback to this old art from last year where I tried to draw the height difference between Leon and these two assholes and was immediately struck by how widdle and adowable he looks next to them. 😂

My fav thing about Vox is when his face does this and he just looks so stupid fjsjfdh

Sometimes they hang out and watch shitty romcoms. 😌 #hazbinhotel #hazbinhoteloc

What year is it—

Fight, flight or freeze, but y’all forgot another one. Snooze. My brain reacts to stress by making me hibernate, I stg. Just take a little nappetizer before bed kinda shit 😂

Oh my gosh you guys snagged those so fast. I’m full up for now, but I’ll update once my slots free up again! \o/

Twoooo slots open, if any of y’all would like to see your little guys or blorbos. c:

Sometimes they hang out and watch shitty romcoms. 😌 #hazbinhotel #hazbinhoteloc

It’s 3AM and I’m still thinking about “take him out and pamper him for 8 hours and then take him home and plow him into the mattress until he forgets his name.” I don’t think I’ll ever be the same again. That’s just gonna live in my head rent free. Forever. 👀💦

VoxVal reprise of Easy……… think of what we could’ve had…………….

Dinner: eaten. Drink: drunk. Movie: watched. Shower: heating up. I’m actually thriving tonight. 🥹 What a night. I forgot how nice a night at home alone can be.

Little flustered Val I drew earlier today for a thing, and he actually turned out super cute so y’all can have him. :] #hazbinhotel #valentino

remembering when I rewatched Pretty Woman a couple months ago and kept whispering “it’s THEM” to my fiancé during key moments fjhsjdg #hazbinhotel #staticmoth #voxval

No matter how many times I watch this movie, I stand by that it is peak VoxVal. They fucked on that piano!!!

Imagine being allowed to eat your dinner alone. 😂😭

God, 1990 Richard Gere could get it…

Lounging on the couch, watching Pretty Woman in a comfy robe, with sushi takeout I didn’t pay for. Literally living my best life. 💖

My lil guy……. 🥹

Wait I can make this even more enticing. Huskerdust singing “Baby, It’s Cold Outside?”

I’m gonna start putting money aside into a merch fund, just in case my conspiracy theory of a Valentine’s “Valentino Day” merch line ends up coming true.

If we can’t have a Valentino solo in s2 can we have a Christmas album where he sings “Santa, Baby”?

One more piece to further my voxval Pretty Woman agenda. c: #hazbinhotel #staticmoth #voxval

Throwback to when I spent like 2 weeks thinking about a Pretty Woman VoxVal au literally just because of that scene where they bang on the piano. #hazbinhotel

Thinking about Pretty Woman VoxVal again……. 💖

Vox: I’m your Omega, I’m the flood. 🎵 Me:

if they’re not careful, the Valentinhoes are going to unionize and demand fair merchandise representation and solo equality.

Noticing Blake isn’t in any of those songs from what we can see………..

Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplea—

Back to three slots! \o/

They really saw how much the valentinhoes and staticmoth nation were suffering and said “don’t worry babes we got you” 🥹

So now they have no excuse not to put this one in the shop, right? Right? They’re going to sell me the goddamn Valentino roofie poster, since they’ve already sold the Velvette and Vox ones. RIGHT???

Oh my god it’s 3AM I need to go to BED. Good night, dorks. 💞

Vox: I’m your Omega, I’m the flood. 🎵 Me:

Little flustered Val I drew earlier today for a thing, and he actually turned out super cute so y’all can have him. :] #hazbinhotel #valentino

Like actually I know I’m probably not getting it but I can still cling to hope until the last moment that it’s pulled away from me. I just want a Valentino solo so fucking badly. Let Joel BELT……….

If we don’t get the Val solo WE DESERVE……..

“I see why they give you such a big hat” is SUCH a funny line like. WHO’s giving him the hat, exactly??? Diskdsg

Did I bawl like a baby during Say That? Yes. Did I give myself a headache from singing along and sobbing at the same time? Also yes! \o/ ✨ What a good showww. 🥹

Merch acquired. c: I’m so excited, omg.

Aaaaa dinner gotten and concert is soon! I’m so stoked waaAAA

Vox is such an embarrassing theatre kid. I hope we get to see him do even more cringe shit and embarrass Val and Velvette. c:

It’s so funny, every week I make a piece of art that gets traction and gain a bunch of followers, and then throughout the week I have Opinions™ and people start dropping like flies. I appreciate y’all who can stomach me. 💖 Can you believe I used to be even more insufferable? 😂

Okay wait HOLD on. Is Vox calling himself the furor (the leading force behind the public dissent) or comparing himself to a Nazi, because the Amazon subtitles and the official sing-along don’t seem to agree. 💀

You ever just type out an entire post and then read it over, sigh sufferingly and hit backspace a bunch? I’m sending that with my heart, though. I’m putting that energy into the universe even if I can’t say it out loud.

Anyway, tantrum aside, it’s raining super hard and I have a dinner date and concert tonight. \o/ I’m so excited!

I wish the A24 merch team understood that not being able to buy merch because it sold out in an hour makes me LESS willing to give them my money, bc what am I even supposed to spend it on if not the thing I wanted but couldn’t get because they keep underestimating the popularity of these characters.

They put up the posters from the Vees’ Hazbin Guarantee sinner girl’s roles but there’s still not a single Valentino poster. I’m choosing fucking violence today. Put up the “no consent? no problem” poster you COWARDS.