Deep joy!

Times are tough so I've put a load more of my children up for sale. Mixed media original drawings in pencil, biro, marker, pastel and ink on heavy craft paper. www.ebay.co.uk/usr/happytoast

Sixtieth picture of 2026:

Spring is in the air

Outstandifold in the concepty and in the execupers! Deep joy!

#TrumpwineseDictionale “Victory” n. Concedey to all enemy terms, and withdrawit with tail betweel the legboles there. viz. Saigon, Kabul, Tehran

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Gastronomifold pornograloppers! Deep joy!

Here’s my BLISTERING take-down of AI. With this in mind I can write you a FABULOUS wedding speech, or any type of speech if you need one. In fact, I can write any darn thing if needed. Have a look and share - thank you! www.mathew-owen.co.uk/post/ai-ai-no

The great Vivian Stanshall, born on this day in 1943. Canyons Of Your Mind was absolute peak Bonzos. Frying pan, frying pan.

Acceptable names for storms: - Damocles - Wilhelm - Troy - Gawain - Siobhan - Hammerhead Not acceptable: - Dave - Trish - Petunia - Blowy McBlowface - Daniels

Nice Nice Nice Born Toulouse ‘Alo Dijon, got a new motor? Blue Bayeux My Sweet Lourdes #SongsOrMoviesForFrance

#SongsOrMoviesForFrance I fought the Loire, but the Loire Won

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Absolupers!

Deep joy!

At Kennedy Space Center astronauts have to take elevators to the top of launch pad towers in order to enter their space capsules before lift off. This is the elevator panel at Pad 39A.

Today’s poem is called ‘How Hard It Is to Be the Moon’.

Could someone explain* to the Donald that asking NATO to help with his invasion of Iran is like asking your local Fire Department to help you burn down your neighbour’s house. *This would call for the use of a very weighty explaining bat.

Happilymost birthdale to @glennyrodge.bsky.social Entertail, cleverlode manipulaker of worms and phrasey, and provokit of chuckloders. Otherwise, an utter disgrace.

I’ve spent all day giving my website a good going over in the hope that I get a few more views/sales/commissions. Have a look and tell me what you think. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk

I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. Someday, I hope I’ll be a bouillonaire.

Guilty Plesiosaurs

Wiselymost worms!

Cravats for goalposts. Deep folly.

What do we want? Passive-aggressive behaviour. When do we want it? Never mind, you're clearly very busy.

Couldn’t understab a worm for the first minip-and-a-halfers there, then deep joy on hearit the basic Engly twenty-fido in the eardrobes. And nice job on the edit there. Oh yes.

More unfalollowit of Twittle reposters this mordy. Folly folly.

Philosophicold, thorkus provocit monologgers by a master of the Englit languey. Oh yes.

Excellode Alt-Text! Beautymost descrippers.

Belateymost, but welcofole, and warmit of the heartstrales there. Oh yes. HT @saskiadanielceramics.com

Delightymost in the eyebolder! Deep joy.

Happy Mothering Sunday!

For the driver cameos at the beginning of each F1 race, they’re obviously coached to do a different dramatic pose: turn to camera, unfold arms, signal “number one” etc. They should be more imaginative: Armpit fart, remove spinach from teeth, bollock scratch, earwax delve. #F1 #ShanghaiGP

Has the britly governmole sent the orange tantrum-in-chief a polite decline to his invitakers to join Vietnam 2?

Once agail, the beautifold pictume is almost surpassit by the imaginale descrippers in the Alt-Text. The eloquey worms could happifold grace a frame on the wall there. Deep deep joy.

A daylode for celebrakers of talenty women, small businesses and talentymost creatiloppoers.

#SundayPixStone Dramatty rock formakers in Shropcestershire

A motherfluppit Haaand Baag?!

Beautymost!

Happilymost birthdale to @nickmotown.bsky.social Sevelty-throo yearly agelode! (That’s reading age, obvs).

If you need a timeline cleanse you should know that Dexter Sol Ansell who plays Egg on A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms went to school as Egg for World Book Day.

… and from above…. Shyd the Shloth

Tim Burton’s ‘The Tiger Who Came to Tea’ National Lampoon’s ‘Threads’ Quentin Tarantino’s ‘Barbie’

In celebration of World Book Day, here’s a poem called ‘Book Group’.

Laydles and gentlemoles. Glennyrodge is on a roll this afterlubrius.

Outstandifold account, all informy, educapers and lovely Alt-Text too. Deep joy!