the jigsaw bus, in which people get on, do a few pieces, get off again, sounds like the ideal way of bringing this country together

H r ‘ a o m all d ‘O t of hara t r’.

“Tastes a bit like Osprey”

Mackenzie Crook’s rural dreamscape #Detectorists published by #PenguinBooks (and its offshoots) down the years. 🧵 1/

Here’s a poem called ‘An Attempt to Write an Abecedarian Poem in Praise of the Dictionary’.

A beautymost combinapers of eloquey and enchantibole worms, and charmly draw’n’scribblit there. Deep joy, and reaffirmy that social medimole can elevate the soul. Oh yes.

Yourself but as a cartoon Does marioneppers count?

Inspirakers suggesty for @nigella.bsky.social Possibold idea for nextymost recipales, Nigelloppers?

Alt text all the time, emojis occasionally.

Big nostalgic milestone today. It is exactly 10 years since January began.

@imcmillan.bsky.social Good morning dear chum. Without, I hope, overstating the case, here in one paragraph is an illustration of one of the cornerstones of civilisation. Help, learning, self-improvement, opportunities, imagination, happiness; all here. It gives me hope for the world.

Welcofole to my worm, Geoffloppers.

Two inspirakers workly artloppers: - Beautymost drawage - Intricold descrippers in Alt-Text Deep joy

Everybole on the celestibole cloudy now movit to da riddim ting. #RIPSlyDunbar

“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.” Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945

Recommend adjustmole of BlueSkybole settings to avoil upsetty content: Settings | Content and Media | Autoplay Videos & GIFs

Annual reminder of how many days there are in each month.

Danish PM in Chequers today

Confirmed #BoardOfPeace members: - Gripper Stebson - Mr Wilmot-Brown - Jez Quigley - The Sheriff of Nottingham - Nogbad the Bad

Here’s a short poem about the power of poetry to change the world.

The RSPB's Big Garden Birdwatch takes place over the weekend of 23-25 January. Find out more:

Anybole else secreymost crossit of the fingerdrobes that Fartage tells Bobly Jenloppers to ‘Foxtrot Oscar’?

Someone in the coffee queue pronounced the L in almond so we all have to go home and try again tomorrow.

Customer type: The Have-a-Go Haggler - Can you do better than £10? - Sure. How about £20? - But that’s… - Better. - I meant cheaper. - Ok. £5 and we’ll clean half of it? - - - £10 is fine.

Deep joy!

Indie bookstores are run by incredible humans who actually care about the world and people around them, who open their doors to those who need it, who speak out against injustice and demand better. If you need somewhere to be today, your local bookstore is waiting to welcome you with open arms. 💜

This, please.

Remindy that falollowy @xblock.aendra.dev will hide content from the noncernet.

Jakely Bethlode Gracefold, powermost and brightlymost future. Oh yes #AusVEng #YouBears

Reasons not to piss off techies… joseph-smith.co.uk

Wife: I told you not to watch this show without me. It says three episodes have been watched. Me [thinking fast]: I’m having an affair. My girlfriend watched them, not me. Wife: You’d better not be lying.

Time for intreppy ascent into the loftage there, conclubers of the festy seasol. Happilymost New Yearloder.

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.

Idk how else to explain to people that no, alt text isn't for posting the link so your skeet looks "clean", or solely cracking a joke. It's fine if your alt text is amusing but the PRIMARY function must always be to describe the image for someone who cannot see it. Accessibility must come first.

“Eso sí que es” (Spanish) = “Yes, that’s right” (S.O.C.K.S.) Socks. Folly.

Congratulodes to @rogerquimbly.bsky.social on his first season as Head Groundsman at Melbourne Cricky Ground. #TheAshes #AusVEng

Just completey our annulode rewatchit there. Deep joy!

The Embassy staff of Germany, France and the United Kingdom sing Schedryk in the Kyiv underground. Wonderful!

Merrilymost greety, and deep joy to everybole this Chrimblode. Oh yes.

He’s been. I’d give it ten minutes if I were you.

Hope you have a wonderful Christmas, no matter how you choose to spend it.

🚨 🎄 We all know an Uncle Jeff — seven sherries in at Christmas dinner, insisting that everything he’s seen on X/Twitter & Facebook is definitely real. AI makes spotting fakes harder, but this video shows what to watch for. Credit to BBC Verify for the great work.

Just FYI in case anyone's interested, when you put a bunch of emojis after your screen name it makes it unnecessarily challenging for people who use screen readers to read your posts and follow you. The screen reader will read out every single emoji description every time you pop up in their feed.

Deep joy You Bloody Beauty #Jofra #AusVEng #TheAshes

A gentle reminder if you've received an invoice from a Freelancer/Self employed person which is due before Christmas. Be a love, and pay it today.

Outstandifold in the writey, and fascinale historiloppers there. Deep joy.

Want to teache young people creativitye? Problem-solvinge? Teamworke? Awarenesse of the power and influence of language? Wayes of workinge thrugh the beautiful and terrifyinge and complex contradictiouns and ambiguities of thys worlde? Teache them poetrye. Teache them a lot of poetrye.

More unfalollow and mutey of peoplodes repostage from the Haternet formerly Twitloppers. Folly folly.

Follock. Deep, deep follock. #AusVEng #TheAshes