Deep joy You Bloody Beauty #Jofra #AusVEng #TheAshes

A gentle reminder if you've received an invoice from a Freelancer/Self employed person which is due before Christmas. Be a love, and pay it today.

Outstandifold in the writey, and fascinale historiloppers there. Deep joy.

Want to teache young people creativitye? Problem-solvinge? Teamworke? Awarenesse of the power and influence of language? Wayes of workinge thrugh the beautiful and terrifyinge and complex contradictiouns and ambiguities of thys worlde? Teache them poetrye. Teache them a lot of poetrye.

More unfalollow and mutey of peoplodes repostage from the Haternet formerly Twitloppers. Folly folly.

Follock. Deep, deep follock. #AusVEng #TheAshes

It's all lies

Beautymost languey; a celebrakers of descriptyfold worms and phrasey. Deep joy.

Christmas, innit. How about we get some things for women and children with nothing who are escaping domestic violence? You can do that, as ever, via the brilliant Refuge. Check this out: donate.refuge.org.uk/page/180196/...

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Day 12 of #Shedvent: You spend an evening at the inn, wth a warm fire, merry company, and good food and drink in abundance. Thence to a four-poster bed, linen sheets and pillows of silk and eiderdown, on which you sleep more soundly than you can ever remember...

I'm not necessarily saying that Maltesers biscuits are moreish, but their price is displayed in Sainsbury's as a "street value".

White men, imagine you go for a job. The interview panel is three black women. The board of directors is all black women and has been, without exception, forever. You notice that all supervisors are black women and the only white man you see is cleaning. The company insists they appoint on merit /1

If they aren’t a registered charity and they aren’t registered with the Fundraising Regulator (example logo below), it’s probably one of these scammy orgs where the ‘profit’ is a tiny fraction of the money you handed over and some bastard gets rich on your good intentions. Give to a real charity.

Tidely of Comfybold and deep joy. Thankly-ho Gailoppers.

Spliceage of magneticold recordy tape. Swiftymost connectage of starty crank handlode when Austin A35 starty motor failit. Findage and extracty of the blue salty-twist-paper without crumblit of the Golden Wonder crisps

Also recommendapers of Saskilode’s online boutique. Beautymost giftage for Chrimblode. Oh yes.

Highlymost recommendapers of @gailmyerscough.co.uk for distinctfole cardloppers. Oh yes.

My Spotify wrapped summary is that my band took all our music off Spotify because the company’s CEO invests the billions which he doesn’t pay artists on AI drone weapons tech. Ditch Spotify. Pay artists. Redistribute wealth. Stop war. Happy Christmas!

📕Dead Behind The Eyes by Ian Moore 📕 Unfolding in an expertly crafted way,this will leave you wanting the next instalment. As C K McDonnell says, ‘Like a French Morse’ - need I say more? (No pun intended) Review t.ly/nLDZm #BookSky💙📚 @ianmooreauthor.bsky.social @duckworthbooks.bsky.social

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Fascinale, entertainymost and informful threadlopper. Deep joy!

Just ordered a Jigsawl puzzlode from Mooseloppers- a createy, imaginale, talentymost nutter. Deep joy!

Chrimblode cardloppers ordery Thankly ho Gail.

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It’s here!

Beautymost remindy of warmly sunshile in Summerloppers Deep joy. #SundayPixCritters #SundayPix

Therapeutymost! Deep joy

Buying #Christmas cards or presents? Shop with small independents (like me) instead of the big high street names. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk Are you a small business? Reply with your link. Let's support each other this Christmas.

#TwoShowsInOne The Liver Birds of a Feather Gamesmasterchef Race Across the World of Sport

I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Come the Double Deckers Hawaii Five-Oh No it’s Selwyn Froggat Magnum PI Didn’t Know You Cared Grange Hill Street Blues The Jewel In the Crown Court #TwoShowsInOne

On the subject of "illegal" immigration: I had this email from my cousin today. I also cannot imagine just casually going out the night before doing something so terrifying. It was their second attempt.

What the husband @mjowen174.bsky.social says is true. It’s been a bit quiet in my shop lately. If you’re looking for #Christmas cards and gifts please have a look at my website. gailmyerscough.co.uk A repost would be lovely too.

Hugelymost appreciale of Ellis Dollshouse (and other scribblit by @400footghost.bsky.social ) Deep joy.

If I wanty to read extreel fascy and cruellymost posts from twittle, I wouldn’t have deletey my account there. So many unfalollowits today. Folly folly.

Love the rain? ❤️ Episode 204 - Rain falls on steep craggy woodland (58 mins) > bit.ly/LenRavT

I’ve just launched my #Christmas Gift Guide Here’s an offer that might tempt you to have a look www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas-gi...

Not dismissing the overall problem, but you can subscribe to the labeller at @xblock.aendra.dev and hide Twitter screenshots. Which improves one aspect of things.

#Donate #FallCleanout #ContributeToAKidsChristmas

Fiffly percenkers purchy taxlode on a newlymost brum’n’whooshit there? Deep folly!

Delightymost worms, scribblit by the delectafole @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social Deep, deep joy!

Today has been one of those days where I haven’t sold anything in my online shop. Have a look at my shop and please repost to spread the word. Thanks. gailmyerscough.co.uk

Begly pardlode? Folly folly.

Don't forget Bowie's 1977 classic from his Berlin era "Herpes"

Change a letter, ruin a song. Lazy Madonna Smoke on the Wafer Gove Story Litter Sweet Symphony A Shiter Shade of Pale The Dinner Takes It All

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