A poem for World Bee Day.

Reacher said nothing. www.theguardian.com/books/ng-int...

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I’ve just read #WesStreeting‘s resignation letter, and realise what a distinctive choice of words Peter Mandelson has.

Call me when you try to wake her up. #IYKYK

And Gaviscoppers on the sigold for dippit there.

Bought a new thesaurus today. It is good.

Long ago and far away, my great grandma was in service in one of the big houses in the Lake District. One day, the house had visitors. Not unusual to have visitors in big country houses just before the first world war. The women who were helped down from the car were thin. Starved, you might say,

Vite wosely!

Professy’s guidelode to Etiqueppers: - Doffly hatlopper - Begly pardlode after pphrt’n’squeakit fart - Alt-Text for images* *unfalollowit image posters without Alt-Text. Basic decency innit.

Disagreel. Folly

The local vicar has an ear infection, so he's had to swap his normal dog collar for one of those cones to stop him scratching.

This threadlopper is entertail and inormaty.

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Excellode languey, and elegant choice of worms.

It's International Dance Day: youtu.be/4sXCTnk0yfs?...

Agreel, but I can’t understab a worm he says. Enunciapers Alexibole. Enunciapers! Folly folly @sturdyalex.bsky.social

I am absolutely shite at recognising when someone is flirting with me. Like, comically bad at it. My mates would mock me about it. But something happened today that made me so happy. 1/?

Widnes Railway Station

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Today’s poem is called ‘Word Crunching’.

Fascinale!

Romantimost! Deep joy!

Springly sprungit Grassly rizz I wonder whe… Oh! Deep joy!

Left some fruit and vegetables outside my house with an honesty box. When I returned, there was a note inside the honesty box telling me that I’m far too old to be wearing skinny jeans.

Excellode grammaty discipline, and preciseymost choice of worms. Oh yes.

Outstandifold in the brutalizzle and a beautymost representaker! Prof already has Forton and Preston Bus Station T-shirts. Summer wardrobe upgrade imminent.

In the UK we call them lifts but in the US they call them elevators, because we’re raised differently.

Thankly-ho to @rogerquimbly.bsky.social for takit over the Bluskybole servers yesterbole.

Time travellit appearance by Suranne Jones on the promotifole poster.

#NationalPoetryMonth #Poetry “Chance Encounter” — Scott Westcott @westcottwriter.bsky.social I imagine most of us have had a similar experience.

Today’s poem is called ‘On Tender Hooks’.

Add “-(profanimost word)” after search criteriold to google search. Bypasses Artificifold Intelligoppers. e.g. Formula 1 -c*nt Howard’s -f*ck Yvw

Our Father Who art in heaven,
Donald be thy Name.
Thy madness come,
Thy Will be done,
In Iran & not in heaven. Give us this day your daily dread.
And forgive us our trespasses
As you trespass against us. 
And lead us not into Epstein, 
But deliver us lots of evil. Amen.🙏🏻

Anybole else hearit “Adobe Acrobat sponsors the bastards” every ad break? #TheGolf #SkySports

Oof! Exhaustymost! Just completit a #JDVanceMarathon. Almost throo hundrel yards - took nearly two minutes.

Huge thanks to everyone who's pre-ordered Death & Déja Vu so far. It's two months until release day and it's already showing sharp elbows.

#Sundaypix #SundayPixCalm

Arrived today! SIGNED Independent Bookshop Editions of "How to Lay an Egg with a Horse Inside" by Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social These copies have an extra poem, written especially by Brian! ORDER HERE. www.biggreenbookshop.com/signed-copie...

Oh folly folly. Misguidey attempt to mimic the gait of the girm from the Dylon commerciold. Falolloped on the kneeclabbers and slight concussion. #NurseNurse

These worms alway put a smileage on the facebole there. Oh yes.

Post a picture that you took (no description*) to bring some Zen to the timeline. *Alt-Text, obviole. Considerapers for peeplodes with visulode impairy.

Viz 355

If anyone knows any LEEDS families, please share this with them. I have one more Easter holidays family comedy show and it’s Tuesday 14th. Ticket sales are currently low 😢 so any help spreading the word will be met with eternal gratitude! leedsheritagetheatres.com/whats-on/ola...

#HomewardBound #PaulSimon #BluePlaque

Deep joy!

Times are tough so I've put a load more of my children up for sale. Mixed media original drawings in pencil, biro, marker, pastel and ink on heavy craft paper. www.ebay.co.uk/usr/happytoast

Sixtieth picture of 2026: