Loud blast heard near US embassy in Oslo with smoke rising, according to Norwegian police and residents. Large EMS response. No injuries reported. www.vg.no/nyheter/i/gk...

Pretty simple

They've now killed four people -- three U.S. citizens and a Mexican national. They've shot several more. They've lied about all of them. They haven't shaded the truth. They haven't "misled" us. They've brazenly, knowingly lied while in possession of the evidence disproving their lies.

Clearly hasnt paid attention to fat cat friday

Baturday Bat World Sanctuary

“It wasnt ai that did this, it was a human” fine, the humans that propagated this industry that claimed AI would revolutionize the world, and all it can do well is code for people that actually know how to code, should face the gallows. Along with anyone that brought plagarism machine to war

I also predicted that Jesse Jackson would die

God bless Branson, pushing out balms for the soul during a time of crisis

Can Pod Save Platner?

if nintendo wins ill buy a switch2

Nintendo Suing U.S. Government Over Tariffs aftermath.site/nintendo-tar... www.scribd.com/document/100...

Sarah Conner is an absolute wreck right now

I'm just some overweight dad that is looking forward to warmer weather so I can skateboard outside. I don't have any creds or insight if WW3 is truly around the corner. What I do know is that there's a lot of people responsible for dragging the world to shit, and we gotta do something about them

Alright, Icelanders of bluesky dot com, what are your thoughts?

@bransonreese.bsky.social fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini... aware of this?

Rise and shine, Frida Pot Pie

Now that AIs are getting anxious for being used in war

Just gonna say that the Ride or Die Santos train has yet to derail.

Definitely not averse to punishment like this, but it makes me think of how misinformation and an entire force dedicated to distorting reality should be a factor in punishment. regardless, there needs to be a strong focus rebuilding shared reality

Ok hear me out - maybe this East Wing thing is part of his obsession - to have built a glorious ballroom as President. and once its built and they do whatever it is these fucks do, he will keel over and die. Dont fund the war on Iran Fund the East Ballroom

Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.

this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal

Storing lots of jokes on my hard drive. Over 100 gigglebytes.

The wokest show does it again

Thats right

Someone tell Hegseth that theres a bar at the Hague

It would be great if every Dem could stay on message that every Republican is a piece of shit with no principles other than "Got mine".

"I'm a father of two daughters" says the guy who had endorsed Jeffrey Epstein's good friend and co-conspirator. The sooner a piano falls on Rogan, the better life will be

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

heh, thanks @startribune.com

I know the wickedness and effort to sow distrust precedes my existence, but the canary in the coal mine (for my political consciousness) was the 2010 election in Wisconsin, and how Scott Walker quite literally said he would divide and conquer the state. That begun the schism between my family and I.

That's 6~ months. Look what this administration has already done in three months of 2026. Look what they have already done within a week of the war. Aint ever taking a tolerance break, man

Could easily start some shit on bluesky dot com, but that would be unproductive. So, just gonna end it with fuck this former Grover Norquist intern.

Markwayne Mullin would increase the chances of a Budd Dwyer in the admin, so hey, go for it

*the news is bad the vibes are bad oh god I just got to work* Whew! New Swanboy

Time for bed

This isn't a knock on the quality of the cover-up, those are always tricky, but replacing JESUS OF NAZARETH with SHREDDER OF THE FOOT CLAN is the funniest god damn thing

Yeah Im sorry to the posters that use AI and dont make it their entire personality and actually listen to criticism of the industry, sincerely. we luddites are gonna be real self righteous for a couple days. Maybe in a week we can go back to talking about these toys again - but just for coding, bro

Butlerian Jihad or bust, man. Its the only way.

“Outdated targeting information“ killed over a hundred children at school. My entire life has literally been tax dollars bombing the Middle East, and mass death of foreign civilians has been a bipartisan effort.

honestly didn't know the history for Cramer's bad takes, so did some digging and lol

Well if workplaces are constantly pushing hallucinating machines into the workplace, guess it's only fair we can hallucinate a lil at work. *eating a handful of cacti at my desk*

Ever since port-wine stain account made the reference to Graham dealing coke in DC in the Obama years, I do wonder if it's a form of solidarity

has Gemini been linked to these AI-induced suicides before?

I’m not “posting for clout”, I’m posting because I ate too much of a edible and I have to get the phrase “evangelion got a fat ass” out of my head or I’ll die