Why are people still running in this smoke? Because most people who run have an exercise addiction. It’s that’s simple

If you have to use AI to complete a simple task, like replying to an email, why on earth should an employer trust you to do something with actual complexity?

I’ve spent about 45 minutes today stuck in the smoky air waiting for the CTA to work

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

I don’t think a country should be run by people where you can’t tell if they’re dead or dying or missing or mentally incompetent to stand trial. I think those should be easy “no” answers

straight men who plan to attend gay events during pride month: please dress accordingly. i saw a guy in a polo tonight and that should NOT be happening to me this month. ask a woman or gay to help you

People are fucking helpers man. We see how bad things are and want to do something to fix it. I'm legit tearing up watching this, these volunteers are out there in the hot sun with all these clothes for people just trying to see loved ones. They (ICE) have the firepower, we have the mass.

It’s hard to want to see a sequel to Practical Magic where every lead actress clearly has a bunch of work done on her face. Really doesn’t seem in the spirit of Practical Magic

what if instead of concocting psychosexual revenge heathcliff just smoked a big doink... heathspliff

Amazing to me that people keep screaming about security failures in a situation where security did not fail. Bad things didn't even happen to bad people, so you can stop pretending to be worried about that. Stop whining for a bigger, badder police state.

social media was a wonderful brain toilet for every random half thought you didn't want to bother real people with before they decided to move all of society and infrastructure and government inside of the toilet

CRANK is going to tangible, physical harm to people this summer and I will be doing some of the harming

adhd is so stupid. the “i medically don’t know what time it is” disorder

There’s no honor in winning a basketball game with a free throw and I mean that

Donald Trump is the most anti christ seeming motherfucker and yet all the same evangelicals who thought Obama was a sign of the end times are obsessed with him

it’s cool that people are finally getting into all the pop music that I’ve been listening to since 2016. You guys did it 💖

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

Imagine finding out one of your friends has a laundry detergent bottle full of piss

This is spiritually the same as this picture of Ali Wong and Bill Hader

I don’t have a train commute but it’s nice to hop on the blue line just to smoke a couple cigarettes and yell at everybody before I get my day going

it doesn't matter that they're liars and bluffers, it doesn't matter that they're pussies, it doesn't matter that they (probably) won't do what they're threatening to do. its enough that they are saying it. its enough that it's possible. this is not acceptable to any living creature on the planet

man, I gotta forget how to read. I feel like I’d be way happier all the time

Astonished by how weird and cruel life has become. But at least everything is really expensive

I could easily survive watching Infinite Jest because I don’t think men are funny or good at making films

Keep in mind that the history of diplomatic gaffes here includes the sitting president vomiting on the Japanese prime minister

It’s crazy how many of my friend’s ex husbands will continue to follow me on Instagram years after their divorce and I won’t even notice until they randomly like a story post. Like get out of here you freak!!

Shocking that the song “Train Dreams” from Train Dreams with lyrics such as “Lately, I've been having dreams, crazy dreams I can't explain/ A woman standing in a field of flowers and/ Screaming locomotive train” didn’t win best song.

Presumably, Sean Penn was told he couldn’t continually chain smoke inside the theatre and elected to chain smoke in his own home instead

I think it’s cool that the Oscar’s opening has the same vibe as the MTV Movie Awards openings

I don’t like st Patrick’s day weekend because I think if you wait in a line to go into a bar then you’re stupid :(

Just overheard someone in our marketing department say “clocking their non-binary tea” about a literal fish

Just found out that I am exactly the same age as the show Beavis and Butthead

walking right up to a random guy at work you've only talked to in passing before and saying, "i've figured you out."

I ate a big rice crispy treat with my 33 year old body and now I feel like I’m going to die

thank god

Injustice Watch does good work. I've been using their (Chicagoland) Cook County judicial guides for several elections now, and it's soooo much better to be an informed voter rather than just relying on the qualified/not qualified ratings in newspapers. Highly recommend picking up a guide if you can!

republicans: we’re gonna fucking kill you democrats: we’re gonna help them kill you, but we’re listening and learning ❤️

loser behavior

hello 911? i went to a snowball fight and got hit with a snowball

The Del Toro Frankenstein is worse than the Fennell Wuthering Heights. My credentials? I was a weird goth girl who liked to read

Today we’re ending the war on being stupid as fuck

Interesting to watch people realize that the law doesn’t care about women and children being abused at all. Welcome to the hell I’ve lived in for the last decade

Media moved on because for one hour Trump pinky-swore he was going to do his genocide in a nicer way, and every day since the people in Minnesota are showing us it looks like a war zone

Notice how the popular media narrative has moved on, while people on the ground in Minneapolis are still struggling and crying out that things are as bad as ever. This is how fascist regimes operate — overreach, recalibration, normalization. Get louder, not quieter.

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Kind of want to do something stupid for my 33rd birthday, like get my belly button pierced

My abusive ex loved Chomsky and that’s a coincidence, but let’s just go with it