fuck northwestern piece of shit racist transphobic institution run by cowards

Blackagar Fridayagon, or as your species calls it, Black Friday,

Lubchansky demonstrating her impeccable taste and aesthetic as an artist extends to hoops, as well.

as one of many students forced to watch Birth of a Nation, I should be allowed to make future wannabes watch a movie of my choice. And of course, I pick 𝘗𝘪𝘦𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘺 𝘗𝘪𝘦𝘤𝘦 (2024)

JVG vs SVG instructs us of the nation’s soul

Lately there has been an insane amount of baseless accusations thrown around regarding my involvement in Dog Prisons. I wanted to avoid addressing this issue so as to not dignify such spurious lies, but due to the ongoing pressure on my family, I feel I must make a statement. Dog Prison, (cont. 1/9)

I am being questioned by authorities regarding my knowledge of and involvement with so-called “Dog Prisons”

I’ve been sent to dog prison

Please, Mr. Awful Shits was my father. Call me Commodore Awful Shits.

Take him to dog jail

Fun fact: there are 82 players on rosters right now that were born AFTER LeBron James made his NBA debut on Oct 29, 2003.

My wife does not cherish my many francophonic sons

Really hoping that the national profile of the Spurs and Wemby clues more people in to how delightful De'Aaron Fox is

Bob and weave :: Bop and weef

Some days I log on and like a bunch of stuff. Other days I log on and like few, if any, posts. I’m keeping you on your toes.

Prisoner of London but it’s Noodles & Co.

Butterfinger bar the size of a shoebox

I was given a free sandwich (?)

Somehow I have racked up like 5 Ls to the time change

I ordered noodles for lunch at work. I’m living large! But they weren’t ready at the alleged time when I arrived for pickup. So the restaurant gave me a free Dr Pepper! And more time chilling on break. So victories all around.

The McLaughlin/Biyombo pick-and-roll is a sign of strength; a predator feigns weakness to plant hope in its prey, enlivening mealtime.

Submerged in the tub like the sly Nile crocodile, I watch my wife apply makeup and gird herself for daily battle.

Live by the Kyshawn… die by the George

The fact that there are two Nick Caves is tough on me, personally. But it’s helpful that one self-labels, at least in part, as “Bad”

Les Wizards…

early criticism of NBA on Prime: Terrible floor balance. Blake + UD is super-redundant, and neither is a true 5 next to Dirk. I don't know if we can depend on Rooks to be an elite wing stopper at this point in her career, so who is picking up opposing guards—Steve Nash?

bros im pretty sad re: sports betting

Only one woman can save us from DraftKings upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...

I think the White House demolition discourse misses the most important point: only a deranged tyrant willingly subjects people to more construction

Bruiser Wolf Has Returned

Rolled credits on ZA. Great game. If this is the future then I’m here for it, assuming the tutorials can be pared back.

Just got accused of writing AI text in a work email. I think it’s because I used an em dash. This is gonna fuck up my whole week.

ok the actual lesson is that everyone has to campaign in the nude. like the greeks of old

It’s actually fucking insane I am in my office and not the winding alleyways of Lumiose City

Getting into a fight with my Gen-Z analogue by insisting that Wednesday is Speedy Ortiz-core. He’s calling me reductive and sexist. But if he’s right then that means I’m right, too. Or a version is. We’re the two hands of a stopped clock and have always been right and wrong in semi-synchronicity.

Misread a restaurant posting as having “unisex flavors” and I wanna try that

Play date with the lads tonight, very excited.

My goodness am I excited for Pokémon

One of the best recent “oh I get it now” moments in gaming. Incredible game, when it sings

Bringing this one back:

The Pro-Columbus community missed their shot to get me as a child. The Jewish Columbus myth was big at my Hebrew school, and as a DC/DMV kid, I got every fed holiday off school. And yet, something about the genocide put me off. Hard to figure out exactly why.

my instincts for what becomes a pop smash are terrible; i anticipate BABU blowing up

i've been doing a thing where i read books from countries from which i've never read books before and somewhat serendipitously the next country was Hungary! so i bought a copy of Sátántangó and Szabo's The Door.

Sinking into the warm bath of a new Cate Le Bon album.

If you think about it, it’s actually super cool to get drunk off 1.3 beers

What is the stupidest legally distinct name that still scans as the Joker? The Chuckler?

These are my cool burn cards.

The people demand goblin guide!

THE GAME CHANGED BUT THE FIRE STILL BURNS