Sinking into the warm bath of a new Cate Le Bon album.

If you think about it, it’s actually super cool to get drunk off 1.3 beers

What is the stupidest legally distinct name that still scans as the Joker? The Chuckler?

These are my cool burn cards.

The people demand goblin guide!

THE GAME CHANGED BUT THE FIRE STILL BURNS

Disappointed by the husband playpen at the Wacahatchee show. They don’t even have xbox.

www.buzzfeed.com/sstrausman/w... please take my friend's important quiz

Just tried to order a “large cortado” and now I must commit seppuku

remember, corporations will never love you. but they will love me, because of my winning personality and virulent defense of their policies and programs online.

Incredible that, of the Emanuel brothers, the one who is the basis for an Entourage character is somehow not the biggest piece of shit

“You know when you’re watching Little House on the Prairie instead of something current, there’s nothing good to watch” - my 89 year old grandma on the current state of shows to watch on Netflix

watching the trailer for Hamnet and being gripped by a fear that the book will have been changed significantly to accommodate more Paul Mescal staring blankly into the distance.

I think Folk Bitch Trio vs Boygenius vs HAIM vs someone else for a rumble, like Anchor Man 2

Ah fuck. I had a ten million dollar idea. I guess it’s time to get rich.

No one on this work call knows how loud the new Earl Sweatshirt is in my headphones

Listen, I know it’s not being run by titans of intellect, but do you think the Third Way people know that Mussolini’s description of fascism was “a third way forward?”

I like when big accounts post about the vicissitudes of being a big account. It’s like when my 2 year old nephew tells me about his trucks.

Thank you, John Wall, for everything.

More like tracksahatchee bc they have many good tracks.

More like snaxahatchee bc this music is quite toothsome!

The folksy man from the Culver’s radio ad would kill me if he could catch me.

4give my lateness but I will be workshopping a bunch of waxahatchee jokes in coming weeks.

One argument for Excalibur as a film is that all the guys looking like fucking dipshits doing all the knight stuff.

I’ve started making a new playlist. This is a huge deal.

I think calling this Liz only fair is underselling the music a bit.

Me rapping along to Aesop Rock is actually really cool and hot

Hint of lime tortilla chips are the menthols of chips

Funny to me that the Egyptians believed in an afterlife that would judge them and also that the pharaohs hoarded wealth.

Shout out to the random Swedish/Finnjsh account on here thst I stumbled upon recommending Joyride by Roxette HELLO! YOU FOOL! I LOVE YOU!

Imagine what the other two monkeys are saying about the monkey who hears no evil. That simian is getting roasted all day long.

The great argument of the day is whether an adjective is a verb or a noun

I’ve got an insane amount of bus luck. Deeply grateful to whatever public transit deity chose me as their champion.

(swirling wine in my chalice) words are but poops from the beautiful ass of my brain...

Dragonite Mega is for all the kids who cried when dragonair evolved into a blumbus

The movie is bad but the pizza is good

Feeling a bit like a legendary manslayer who fucked up and survived into the next era. Now my footsteps are tracking blood into a peaceful epoch.

Vital reminder that true hoops exists in the moments between the release of a shot and it hitting the rim.

Young refuseniks burn their IOF draft papers in the middle of Tel Aviv They refuse to serve in the Israeli Occupation Forces, and are willing to go to military jail for their position. The new generation of refuseniks is supported by the older, many of them spent months in jail already

I recommend retiring the “Calvin’s dad explains everything is one of two options” meme.

Considering summing my psychically bonded weapon from the aether

bad vibe day

Thread’s a word captive to connotation’s riptide

Caterwaul: good verb Cartwheel: also good

i love the doors www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1x9...

It’s fun when you learn about a kind of guy and then it’s revealed there’s more than one kind of that kind of guy.

For a certain Pokémon to be your favorite you must have a tainted soul.

Happy Laura Stevenson day to my fellow soft, former punk wannabes

I'm a simple man. Every day I wake up, vote Brittney Sykes for all-star, and eat my bread.