at full moon they transform into birthday dog!!

What do y'all be talking about. Isn't NTR the place that does the tiny desk concerts????

Commission for Mary~

My favorite thing about Lorwyn Eclipsed - by a lot - is just how many classic MTG artists they brought back for this one set. It's incredible. A who's-who of 90s and early 2000s masters. WotC has been great about getting these artists back over the years. This feels like the culmination of that.

The Blue Lias

Mira Bellwether is dead; long live Mira Bellwether. 3 years and an eternity to go. www.mirabellwether.com

potentially impossible

beyond excited for more of this!! 💜

dream about me

love you too 💜

the correct answer is "i want ripley AND the xenomorph" btw

"i had my sexual awakening when i watched the movie Alien" you're gonna have to be more specific because that could mean you have one of two types of attractions and one of them is way cooler than the other

That top down RTS pussy got me saying "at once" "very well" "moving there now" "as you command"

blackpink? in MY area? it's more likely than you think.

Women should take pictures of them doing freaky foot stuff to their estrogel bottles

I wrote BLACK FLAME for my adopted grandmother, Halina Mantell, who risked her life to photograph Nazi atrocities & narrowly escaped death in Auschwitz. I think it's the best thing I've written so far. I'm very proud of it. I hope you like it, too. us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

her

my gf refuses to post this banger so im posting it for her

The lesbian urge to venerate your wife as a hypostasis of the Divine

"hard" sci-fi is when she's enhanced with the Ikarus Syndicate CVJ-9KX 'Breaker'-Class Neophallus, with pneumatic features. "soft" sci-fi is when there's an ancient alien relic slowly pulsating down there, slowly converting her into the striking image of a forgotten empire's beloved princess.

Fina 48 HOURS to back Mana Meltdown! www.kickstarter.com/projects/laz...

A little preview of something ive been workin on

Gengar

tiny Totodile

Commission from twitter

Midnight Snack

In the almost certainly misplaced hope that it will do some good, I’m going to explain why your medical thing needs to NOT DO THIS.

is there a truly great scene in film set to 'Lucretia, My Reflection' yet? I will break this ground myself if need be

Know the difference!

jj abrams: "omg what if chewbacca finally got the medal that he didn't get in the original movie!" tony gilroy: "German Sociologist Max Weber (1864-1920) once said that a government is an institution that holds a monopoly on the legitimate use of violence--"

that's my special girl 💜 your submission's cherished beyond description, just the same as your dominance

Getting someone’s blood all over my hands and then fisting them will always be one of my favorite things

😌rabbits have big ears, okay,,

[ [ GIVE THEM THEIR COMMUNION OR DIE IN OBSCURITY ] ] Just in time for Valentine's Day, "Digital Angel" the cruel and horny cyberpuke game is now available as a PWYW Zine on Itchio! [Warning this game is VERY 18+] sandroad.itch.io/give-them-co...

ive been a relatable™ trans girl for long enough that people have mostly forgotten about my most irredeemable character trait: being a The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind pervert

so many things weighing on the brain at any one time, but this was the one that made me break and cry! i love my irl magic community but seeing folks coming together so much for @translifeline.bsky.social has totally overwhelmed me. magic's always going to be a home for the queers to me 💜

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if you love her, tell her. ask her on that date. go in for that kiss. sway that thin metal disk between her eyes. carve that inscrutable arcane sigil on her stomach. enact your plans.

dick from a girl who is very debuffed

damn homie things fall apart fr no cap but the center cannot hold im not fronting when i say that the gyre is widening on god the falcon cannot hear our cries and anarchy is loosed upon the club bro

trans women are still living our ancestral roles of apothecaries (barista, budtender) witches (programmer) and soothsayers (posters, noise musicians) the problem is our career paths are being ground to dust by capital instead of being lavished as they should be. in this essay i will,

getting blown up by a milf who is dehydrated OwO

"My precious Lottie..." 💛🧡