this crab eats tron!! excited to take this little guy on a trip today and give abjure a spin ✨️ ty for the gift of crab, you're perfect!

I think this is just an account where I share cool cards now

becoming insane about this

i want to eat something with lots of sauce. and i want to love and be loved. in that order

i'm going to whip up a whole minor cult to venerate this object

bringing a Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003) kind of energy to the party that makes the vibe go crazy mode

no other way to say it, this thing in the uk where every single time a non-white person is in the news being accused of a crime we have full on race riots is very very bad

union of the third path is a wincon damn it

magic is too tenderqueer and Liberal to have flinta events despite how much of a boon it would be to those demographics (who make this game what it is!!)

im just a liiiving guiiiildpaaaact babyyyyy

Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Which box for boob hypnosis?" A cheer went up from waiting voters

prototype

Je Shen (Chinese Artist, born 1973) "Meditation", 2026. Oil on Canvas, 160 × 120 cm. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

I need a next life - I'm not satisfied to know you just once.

vesternapped part--wait that's not vester

something about silhouettes and this limited palette just make my brain light up 💜

it's trans day of visibility, support your local trans pornographer by buying his books. everything featuring a trans character or some form of gender fuckery is down to $3 for today only itch.io/s/183500/tra... #tdov

if you love her, tell her. ask her on that date. go in for that kiss. sway that thin metal disk between her eyes. carve that inscrutable arcane sigil on her stomach. enact your plans.

my daughter's casting spells with mud and rocks she found outside the office

so proud of this slick-hot showoff for smashing it tonight 🦅💕

They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls. CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing

BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

My attitude about anti-fat culture in the Ozempic Age is that it's basically a "Human scientists find cure for the X-gene" storyline from an X-Men comic

If someone offered me a magic wand that could make me skinny, I'd break the wand in half and use the splintered sticks to gouge out their eyes

What do y'all be talking about. Isn't NTR the place that does the tiny desk concerts????

My favorite thing about Lorwyn Eclipsed - by a lot - is just how many classic MTG artists they brought back for this one set. It's incredible. A who's-who of 90s and early 2000s masters. WotC has been great about getting these artists back over the years. This feels like the culmination of that.

Mira Bellwether is dead; long live Mira Bellwether. 3 years and an eternity to go. www.mirabellwether.com

potentially impossible

beyond excited for more of this!! 💜

love you too 💜

her

The lesbian urge to venerate your wife as a hypostasis of the Divine

A little preview of something ive been workin on

Commission from twitter

Midnight Snack

In the almost certainly misplaced hope that it will do some good, I’m going to explain why your medical thing needs to NOT DO THIS.

is there a truly great scene in film set to 'Lucretia, My Reflection' yet? I will break this ground myself if need be

Know the difference!

that's my special girl 💜 your submission's cherished beyond description, just the same as your dominance

Getting someone’s blood all over my hands and then fisting them will always be one of my favorite things

😌rabbits have big ears, okay,,

ive been a relatable™ trans girl for long enough that people have mostly forgotten about my most irredeemable character trait: being a The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind pervert

so many things weighing on the brain at any one time, but this was the one that made me break and cry! i love my irl magic community but seeing folks coming together so much for @translifeline.bsky.social has totally overwhelmed me. magic's always going to be a home for the queers to me 💜

damn homie things fall apart fr no cap but the center cannot hold im not fronting when i say that the gyre is widening on god the falcon cannot hear our cries and anarchy is loosed upon the club bro

"My precious Lottie..." 💛🧡