I was just buying a little plushie deer (that kind of looks like a bunny) and the cashier said "Why don't you buy a real bunny instead?" my brother in Christ, that is a 12 year commitment. and I have 4 cats.

For the first time in my life, a man was making me uncomfortable in a store and I had the courage to tell him I didn't want to talk to him anymore. I'm weirdly proud of myself for standing my ground but I am really sad that this happens.

did u guys wanna see Clem'd tum spots?

sorry to startle you pan

Meet BIG RED 🧡 Former street tomcat turned giant cuddle bug. This squishy-faced sweetheart loves being held like a baby, cuddling with cats and lounging beside his people. After years of surviving outside, he’s finally ready for the soft, spoiled life he deserves. 🐾

Alien: And how did you run out of water? Earthling: Machines drank it. Alien: Machines. Earthling: We had to feed machines the water. Aliens: So the machines were holding your planet hostage for water. Earthling: No, we made the thirsty machines. They worked for us. Alien: End communication.

Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,

Here's my daily "I hate crohns disease" post

thinking about this song again open.qobuz.com/track/404664...

noooooooooo

No one ever had to yell “adapt or die” to get me to use any other bit of technology in my life.

the Noah kahan album is really fucking me up lmfao

Took a nap. Woke up to this

Not sure if there's anything that makes me feel as powerful as being direct as a response to someone being passive aggressive. It happens all the time at work in healthcare and it usually only happens a couple of times before they stop fucking with me like that. I got that DOG in me (Asuka Langley)

new ink yippee

maybe the funniest possible sentence to include here

husband and I went to an amusement park yesterday and had so much fun but a few fixable factors made it hard sometimes, so we have decided that we are making an emergency neurodivergent "going places" bag lmao

the neurodivergent desire to be a cartoon character with an easily identifiable and iconic outfit

We're in the Ranking Pedophiles phase of rationalization.

Hadn't bought a fountain pen in over a year, so decided to pick up these two beautiful pens I saw at my local store.

The Supreme Court on Monday restored broad access to the abortion pill mifepristone, blocking a ruling that had threatened to upend one of the main ways abortion is provided across the nation. www.statnews.com/2026/05/04/s...

Good morning! 🪶

I can't believe that mockingbirds aren't more people's favorite birds. Mockingbirds are the BEST and I love them. Kings and Queens of boundaries.

I spent time talking to aging adults with disabilities about how they’re aging independently outside of institutions. Their stories highlight the importance of relationships–and the need for continuing research and safety nets. My latest for @motherjones.com www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

I got crucified online the last time I posted this but IDC: If you hover over the toilet seat to pee, please take the time to wipe the seat after you are done. Disabled people & older people are not always capable of hovering over the seat and they shouldn't have to sit in or clean up YOUR pee.

Thousands of NC teachers from around the state and their allies marched in Raleigh to demand that the NC Republican leaders stop blocking a budget with increased teacher salaries. Invest in education and invest in our future. www.newsobserver.com/news/politic...

This is my favorite still frame from my short film entitled “Shit that goes down on the front porch while I’m sleeping”.

guess who just made hot pot for lunch :)

can you absolutely fucking imagine living like this? babe can you please stop posting about my pussy microbiome on twitter

A Virginia animal shelter is displaying its adoptable pets the way men post photos of themselves holding fish.

It's soup you can KEEP PLAYING WITH!

I fear I have become extremely addicted to making hot pot at home

Seagrass is rebounding off the coast of France. Wastewater treatment and coastal protections in Marseille have enabled the dramatic recovery of Neptune grass (Posidonia oceanica), the Mediterranean’s most important endemic seagrass. Mongabay buff.ly/En27JIm #ShareGoodNewsToo

Going to start a running thread of books I've read this year:

I am so tired of bullies. Bullies in the government. Bullies in my profession. Bullies in my neighborhood. Bullies in my institution. I am over all of these entitled, selfish, cruel, and feckless people.

ma’am i would like to get dressed

The good news: 9 of 12 Trump voters interviewed said they regretted their vote and 8 of them gave him a D grade The bad news:

people are so fucking stupid i could just scream

[extremely alpha male influencer voice] Nothing is more important right now than a grand ballroom

President Trump is pushing to end Temporary Protected Status, the humanitarian program known as TPS, for hundreds of thousands of people. On Wednesday, his administration will ask the Supreme Court to bless that effort, which has faced legal challenges.

it's actually nauseating how man-focused so many women are I was just telling my mom that I have been doing much better mentally because I have been spending a lot of time outside on the hammock & her response was, "What does your husband think about you spending all that time out there?"

Going to be an annoying person and request that we start using the Rod of Asclepius (left), the symbol of Medicine, instead of the Caduceus (right) which is the symbol of Speed/Commerce but was incorrectly adopted by the US Army Medical Corp in 1902 & has caused confusion ever since

heartbreaking: local group is throwing an alligator themed event and used a picture of a crocodile on their poster

time for my daily "i hate crohns disease" post

Happy Sunday: 1,900-year-old Roman altar to the god of the sun discovered in Scotland The eyes, mouth, and six rays above the head of the god’s face are pierced to allow the sun to shine through. Busts of goddesses representing the four seasons are situated above.

“You never know what someone else is going through” isn’t even true anymore: we can all reasonably assume that every one of us is going through a lot of shit right now. There’s no excuse for unkindness!

local bookstore to me had disability pride flag stickers !!! although it kind of broke my heart that they were on clearance lol I picked up the last two (one for my laptop and one for my water bottle)

I've always had the stance that a car can really only have one or two silly bumper stickers for it to be effective. however, now that I have a silly bumper sticker of my own, I understand why people have 17