Also, for anyone keeping up with the extended story of my fiancé's mother hating me, they have decided they will not be attending our wedding. Lmao

relistening for the third time because I hate myself and I'm hoping it gets better (it doesn't) writing a song where she portrays herself as a mob boss is genuinely one of the most egregious of her crimes

Happy purrthday Link and Nova! Orphaned in the wild last year and brought to the zoo by the Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife, these cougar cubs are celebrating their first birthday this weekend

I like a whole 3 (three) songs on Taylors new album and 3 is pushing it tbh 🥲

i looked at the methodology for this and it is a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and b. p-hacked

Emperor penguins are capable of diving to 500 meters (1600 ft), remaining underwater for 30 minutes at a time. They'll spend up to 50-75% of their lives in the water, diving for fish, krill & squid. Diving is in their blood... in a very specific way. Let's talk about PENGUIN HEMOGLOBIN.

Men are so fucking scary. I went to make a left turn & a car in the right lane (that was going straight) nearly hit me and swerved around the turn in front of me. Then, he blocked the road so I couldn't leave and was stuck there. I almost got into an accident trying to leave

Collared Kingfisher pointing the way to the station.

one thing I really respect about Catholicism is that they've really got a guy for everything

saw a guy getting into a cyber truck tonight and I yelled "Nice truck, loser!" and felt really bad about it for a few minutes but then I remembered that they're legit Nazi sympathizers (and funders)

booking bad bunny to do the Superbowl in this political climate may actually be the most based thing the NFL has ever done

Cops are so violent and unpredictable that they have to mount cameras to their own chests whenever they're at work and they are still violent and unpredictable. It suggests that maybe this idea is deeply stupid.

A stray spore of Penicillium notatum sparked the antibiotic era, revolutionizing medicine and proving that even mold can be a scientific breakthrough. What innovative medication or cure is coming next? 💊💉

MSF forced to suspend activities in Gaza City: “We have been left with no choice but to stop our activities, as our clinics are encircled by Israeli forces... This is the last thing we wanted.” www.msf.org/msf-forced-s...

I GOT THE JOB LETS GOOOOOOO

just need everyone to know that there is a man dressed like Jesus Christ of Nazareth in the lobby of my pharmacy right now crown of thorns and all

I wish there were more earloop respirator options (like a flo mask ear loops style) because I always mask but I can't do the head straps because of sensory stuff.

This is not a romance. Nobody is "in love" with apps. There are no A.I. boyfriends. You cannot "date" a chatbot. Accepting this framing and treating it as real is tech-industry propaganda. slate.com/technology/2...

It’s pretty weird that Elon did that tweet about how Trump is in the Epstein files and that’s why he won’t release them and then he deleted it, and as far as I know never said “I was lying” and now he’s just hanging out with Trump again and I guess no one can ask him about that

At least 16 detainees have died in ICE custody this year. A planned rally today in NYC will protest detainee conditions. @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social has the story. prospect.org/justice/2025...

I can tell I'm getting better at jiu jitsu because my instructor today said "Beautiful! I have no idea what the fuck that was or if it accomplished anything, but it looked good!" after I tried to hit an armbar with no arm in my possession

called me today to tell me that they are super interested in hiring me and want me to submit references 🙂‍↕️‼️

WHY would you be Anakin and Padme for Halloween as a couple when you could be Revan and Bastila

Dr. Monarez: “Kennedy demanded 2 things of me that were inconsistent with my oath of office and the ethics required of a public official. He directed me to commit in advance to approving every ACIP recommendation regardless of the science...He said, ‘If I was unwilling to do both, I should resign.’”

saw that Peter Thiel got his start from PayPal and I'm beginning to think PayPal really was the root of all the evil we are experiencing right now

it went.... ok? I think? I feel like I did really well in theory but the manager looked like he was bored out of his mind from the first few seconds so idk. The vibes were kind of off.

I have a job interview tomorrow which I feel mildly guilty about because I have only been at my current job for a little less than 2 months but I genuinely can't take it anymore tbh

we are on month 4 of my Crohn's flare and my doctor still has not prescribed me the steroids she mentioned in July 😃

"We will never know what diseases might have been cured or what advances in technology might have been invented had the lights not gone out in the labs." www.nytimes.com/2025/09/08/o...

So where are we now, like 1940, 1941

my doctor is asking me to get every vaccine possible before I start on tremfya but oh my god does the shingles vaccine fucking SUCK

Are these carnivorous bats cuddling? 🦇🧪 New footage from Costa Rica reveals that spectral bats, usually seen as solitary, have been seen hugging each other to sleep, sharing food, and flying in pairs.

how to cope with feeling bullied at work? I'm just exhausted.

Eastern chipmunk waiting for me to go away ...

Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor

coworker today (gently) told me that I come off as extremely uptight and 🥲 like i appreciate it i guess but thats the opposite of how i want to come off

not sure why I was expecting my 69 year old conservative mother to be progressive enough to like the fact that me and my fiancé are hyphenating our last names but she wassn't (shocker!)

wish I could go to jiu jitsu but just so physically sick today

please join me in basking in the splendor of this gorgeous, perfect blossom #GardenSky

It's funny when the topic of me doing jiu jitsu comes up and an untrained guy says "I mean, you could probably kick my ass" and like sorry, there's no probably, I definitely can.

Guy in the lobby at work keeps trying to get my attention and waving at me and I am trapped at the desk and I feel like this

It’s important that Mamdani win, by a lot, so that the establishment Dems can cry in their beer about how all they accomplished was driving a stake through the heart of the notion that their endorsements matter

It would be so great if he starts obsessing about this

oh also my job is losing a significant amount of its budget thanks to trump and the BBB, so who knows if I will even have a job or healthcare in a few months after I spend all this time moving all of my health shit over

beyond taco meat 🫶

so my new health insurance through my employer has decided that every single one of my doctors & meds will not be covered under my insurance because they work under a rival healthcare network. so I have to find an entirely new specialist team in order to get treatment even though I feel so sick.

In a rush to meet girlfriend 🏃‍♀️ #ff7 #aerti