I'll take the cocaine barbie any day of the week

a taylor swift album so bad it got me revisiting brat

July 1935 German generals were called to a surprise assembly in Berlin and informed that their previous oath to the Weimer constitution was void and that they would be required to swear a personal oath to the Fuhrer. Most took the new oath. Sounds familiar? # Pete Hegseth # Ted Cruz #Trump

doth the reply maketh the guy

the US rn #govshutdown

Panic attacks in the morning, anxiety attacks at night. Sometimes the other way around just to keep things interesting.

that should do it

it hasn't even been a week and "take me dancing has already gone 7x platinum in my house, that song SLAPS!!! 🪩🎶 #music #vie

IT'S 1:30AM I GOTTA SLEEP

I hate this so much

The Very Special Boy must be protected from any scrutiny at all times.

you know tweet brain? I got it rn

man every time I rewatch @insecurehbo , the more I appreciate how ahead of its time that show was!!! 📺🧏‍♂️

long time no skeet

you can’t take this feeling from me even if it’s not true

Y'know, we wouldn't be having this shared moment of complete insanity if that kid hadn't missed before, and there's something really special about that.

peak hopecore

we know what elon musk is really into and it's fashion: "AI fashion show contest [flame emoji flame emoji]"

so cute #minecraft

“This case presents a straightforward First Amendment violation,” Judge Sooknanan wrote. She added, “It should alarm all Americans when the government retaliates against individuals or organizations for engaging in constitutionally protected public debate.” www.nytimes.com/2025/08/15/t...

The new season of Curb has taken some odd turns

this was a really good video by @appleexplained, so comprehensive in describing apple's recent failings. I think tim cook has been ceo long enough to become the villian, especially with the recent trump stuff, who just had a "summit" with a warlord youtu.be/JUG1PlqAUJk?...

that summit could've been an email

Breaking News: Air Canada’s 10,000 flight attendants went on strike, seeking pay for work they currently do without compensation when planes are on the ground.

not in trumps america, washington is now a sanctuary for criminals that deploy police and military on the innocent

PUTIN: "poor trump and his free press, couldn't dismantle it sooner" *scoffs*

pickle dck putin and cankle mctaco tits trump www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

REPORTER: President Putin, will you stop killing civilians? PUTIN: *taps ear*

doesn't matter what comes of this meeting, the fact that putin landed on american soil and wasn't sent to the haug will be looked back upon with shame

Are ya though, Mags? Your trashy ass wrote love articles about him when your mommy worked for the Kushner family. So don’t pretend to be disgusted now! Hell, this shit is in part ON you personally and your fluffer stories. So enjoy the shame and kindly fuck off www.rawstory.com/trump-putin-...

check out the smirk on Putin's face in the latter part of this clip. He's loving this.

pickle dck putin and cankle mctaco tits trump www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

this week could not end quicker

The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?

yoh I'm tired!😭 writing about foreign policy can be draining

material 3 expressive looks good in google calendar

working on a sunday is normal 😴👨‍💻

‘She’s the one that matters’: the growing influence of Melania on Donald Trump

Man how many years has it been since the start of 2025

and I haven't even finished season 1 lol #WednesdaySeason2

STAT: Gates Foundation pledges $2.5 billion to women’s health initiatives “For too long, women have suffered from health conditions that are misunderstood, misdiagnosed, or ignored" 'goal..to address..long-running deficit..that has disfavored women’s health' www.statnews.com/2025/08/04/b...

Ghislaine Maxwell doesn’t want grand jury materials in her case unsealed. Lawyers for Maxwell, a longtime associate of Jeffrey Epstein, in court papers opposed DOJ’s effort to make the materials public.

show me something scarier than my calendar app - I dare you

Tiny crowd or massive plod?

wow the automated transcripts generated by @pocketcasts.com are really good! they've been out for a while but the execution is on point, especially compared to others! continues to be my favourite podcast app🫶🎙️

post nap fuzz🫩

I love tablet time

I don't think my hairs ever been this long, kinda like it though??

what does one watch on prime aside from the boys, beast games, and that $40 million melania grift I MEAN doc that's coming? #emmys2025 #TV