Anyone saying they’re not racially profiling is unserious

It’s tomorrow now.

they should replace all the statues of columbus with statues of cool italians like luigi mangione, errico malatesta, or tifa lockhart

Oh shit, umps got body cams like real cops now

Challenger deaths: 7 9/11 official deaths: 2,996 By this logic Millennials are 428 times tougher than Gen X since we got the exact same treatment watching the towers fall.

Chapelle Roan says "Fuck ICE, forever" very nervously yesterday during her concert (twice). The crowd goes absolutely nuts! From a source who was there. (please don't copyright claim me this is journalistic fair use 😭)

My one solace as a Cubs fan tonight:

NICO HOERNER

Obi Wan role suits him well: 2 outs, bases loaded "Help me, Daniel Palencia, you're my only hope."

Daniel "El Bombero" Palencia pulls the Cubs' collective ass out of the fire yet again!

😤😤

Seiya reaction

SEIYA SUZUKI Off 101.4 mph That ties Jackson Chourio earlier this series for the fastest pitch hit for a postseason home run under pitch tracking (2008)

SEIYA!!! FIRST BATTER AGAINST MISIOROWSKI!!!

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

First game this series the Cubs haven't scored in the first. WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS SITUATION!!!

Go Mariners

Oh man the nerves are starting to hit me for real LET'S GO CUBS!!!

Brewers and Cubs both revealing NOTHING with their starting pitchers tonight 😡

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion. As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

I’ve been circling a cursed thought for a while and it’s time to let it out: These guys are Disney Adults for fascism.

every time a rideshare company or sportsbook whines at you to vote down some fee or regulation the only valid response as a consumer is to tell them "get a real job you ditzy bimbo"

The last Randian will die of starvation at Galt's Gulch.

the goal is to play baseball, not end the game, sorry

This is the sports equivalent of an army carrying a holy relic into battle

Everyone, I’m just <sniffs> I’m just so proud of us all. We finally did it. LibsOfTikTok finally targeted me. <single tear rolls down cheek> I’ve been waiting for this moment for so long <unfolds acceptance speech> and first I want to thank everyone who made it possible: Harambe, Kony2012, my fa

I am once again thinking about Nailbomb

It seems so exhausting to be so mad at everything, always. Fucking fajitas triggered you, buddy?

Of all the wretched, oily scum that are getting their sick fixes out of the invasion of our state, this hideous freak is definitely one of the most unnerving.

They're putting chemicals in the water!

Meanwhile in #Portland

Seeing Ms. Rachel say exactly what needs to be said to Obama is so damn refreshing

Liberal politicians aren’t betraying you they are agents of fascism If you believe they are your allies you will get fucked

“Everyone who is rich enough or close enough to reactionary politics is effectively in a cult with beliefs loonier than the median Heaven’s Gate member” is a relatively straightforward description of the current moment. I don’t know how we live like this

a lot of people are finally waking up to the importance of the 3rd amendment. As a 3A absolutist, i think it should be illegal for soldiers to be quartered anywhere in this country. they should be camping under the open sky at all times. all military bases and barracks are unconstitutional.

Good morning everyone!

there's nothing capitalists love more than gazing at the disastrous, inevitable wastelands created by capitalism and loudly blaming it on communism

White House staff should just make and show him an AI-generated video where he wins, fly him to Duluth and tell him it’s Oslo, and dare the New York Times to say anything more than “Experts disagree about whether Mr Trump was awarded the Nobel Prize”.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

Sal Frelick is the oldest name in baseball

Castellanos hits one out, first thing i do is check if It Happened

I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me

Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.