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RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’

Crazy shit happening at xbox rn

His attacks on the midterms are real and dangerous… and aren’t going to work. Running down the case for an optimistic threat assessment @theunpopulist.net :

So I moved on from Alien Earth (I didnt even realize the last episode was a season finale?) to Knight of the Seven Kingdoms…which is great! I love small stories and low fantasy. Most of the time you can miss me with the whole “my purple magic energy lightning beats your red magic energy” schlock

HERE IN MY CELL

Happy StuberBowl to all who celebrate

Internal White House meetings going on, like, "Hopefully the racism will distract from the pedophilia which will distract from the killings which will distract from the pedophilia again which will distract from the economy which will distract from the pedophilia a third time"

Watching and enjoying Alien Earth…but I forgot that it’s canon now that everyone is a fucking moron with 0 survival instinct. Oh and the music breaks at the end of each episode are ridiculous. Other than that pretty good though.

Events are always a blast!

Jetpack Cat is real!

every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”

Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible

I started clicking ads on IG and have entered the word salad ghost company portion.

Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time

Murdering dissenters & arresting journalists is what dictators do. Trump’s Justice Department arrested Don Lemon & Georgia Fort after 2 federal judges refused to approve warrants. Let’s be clear: we are amidst a constitutional crisis.

The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.” That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.

Unironically the most inspiring thing I’ve seen all week. A subreddit dedicated to sports shittalking pausing to say “fuck ice” and becoming the highest rated post of all time. We’re gonna win

This really gets to the core of what makes Vance such a detestable figure

“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh

Yeah that pretty much sums it up. (Oof)

And again, on the topic of rhetoric. Let's just go with this hypothesis and assume it's true. You make a contingency plan. Here's mine: I am signed up for permanent mail ballots. I get notifications when it has been sent. If it doesn't arrive, I will let everyone know and will vote in person.

Dudes rock!

Allow me to play you the song of not my people!

Trump is not popular, and institutions should stop pretending like he is.

Well that and it’s against the Crimson Accords!

DUDES ROCK!

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

My newest vocal stim!

*serious voice* Welcome to the resistance Federal Reserve.

We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

My newest vocal stim!

Wonder if the “We are living in a simulation people” are willing to accept that the simulation is being run on an Xbox 360?

YOU MEAN THE FIFA PEACE PRIZE WAS A SHAM!?!?

babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes

Day 2 of Potty Training: The Pissening Continues

This is just so wonderful

Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty

Me at work

Buddy what exactly are we advertising for here?

Buddy what exactly are we advertising for here?

“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

“That’s a question mark. Say question mark” “Tekken Milk” says my boy. I think he’s on to something.

Just found Richard Scary’s Silliest Boy!

This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him. I don’t know how else to say it…