Imagine missing your own son’s wedding so you could go surrender to Iran

The patron saint of lifetime debt.

Pretty on the nose if you ask me.

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

This one is about to an r/LosAngeles all timer.

I'm afraid I have hit the age where I look at someone's wrist watch and go "nice" I should have one. But I am cheap....so I've decided to dive in with lowers profile cool watch I could find. It is a Luch quartz L1955 chrome made in USSR 1970s. ~Forty bucks!

LESS WHCD! MORE WASD!

Instead of telling someone to “kick rocks” now Im all:

Nigerian Princes are getting really creative.

penitent: forgive me father for i have sinned The Pope: No

i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan

Peggy Hill republican runnin for CA Insurance Commissioner. In her own words, “Tengo demasiados anuses por delante para pasar mi vida en una fábrica de cigarros”

I'm not sure how you can be against removing this man from office right now. What will it take? A nuke being dropped? It's too late then. The purpose of impeachment and the 25th Amendment is to prevent that type of thing from happening, not just to react to it.

Jack in the Box trying to gaslight us again. ITS A BOWL NOT A BOX YOU CLOWN FUCK

Nicceeeuuu

Is Polymarket paying influencers to hype up fake insider trading? www.theverge.com/business/905...

The Iran War has likely cost $25 billion by now. What could $25 billion fund domestically instead?

Kevin Perjurer’s phone blew up when this happened.

Matt Johnson from Nirvana the Band should be on the next Taskmaster @alexhorne.bsky.social

Takes 10000 ads to master selling tmobile techno doodah

They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"

Iran is going to win the Super Bowl next year

Everyone who sees a leprechaun in the tree say, “yeah”.

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

I would simply defeat the Leprechaun in the marketplace of ideas

we remain firmly on track for 'republican president leaves the country an omnishambles, next democratic president is punished for not cleaning it up fast enough'

Wow...that's uh...not great

The onion really only needs to be like the same 4-5 articles as it pertains to the American Government

I am 30 or 40 years old and I don’t need this!

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Resident Evil Requiem (2026)

Introducing Black Ops Royale: a new Blackout-inspired mode, reimagined for Call of Duty: Warzone on Avalon 🔥 Outloot. Outlast. Survive. Play for free starting March 13 🪂 www.youtube.com/watch?v=orSc...

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

BREAKING — 51 Iranian children are dead after a strike hits Minab girls elementary school in Iran.

This is what every veneer job looks like.

Thanks to my Hewlett Packard eKeyboard surfing the web has never been easier!

Might need to upgrade my phone finally! news.blizzard.com/en-us/articl...

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’

Crazy shit happening at xbox rn

His attacks on the midterms are real and dangerous… and aren’t going to work. Running down the case for an optimistic threat assessment @theunpopulist.net :

So I moved on from Alien Earth (I didnt even realize the last episode was a season finale?) to Knight of the Seven Kingdoms…which is great! I love small stories and low fantasy. Most of the time you can miss me with the whole “my purple magic energy lightning beats your red magic energy” schlock

HERE IN MY CELL