A quick and easy fix for Bluesky’s engagement problem is just for you all to like all my posts

What if Bluesky was dead the whole time?

Everyone is dunking but I think this is a legitimately funny/good headline.

coming to the inexorable conclusion that my cat is a user

Tempting to feel good about Pam Bondi getting the boot but seems clear she got fired for not being evil *enough*

Coffee, tea, or ground war in Iran?

your grandparents voting for reagan

We're increasingly talking about America as a four-party system.

baby steps

Morse Code "coin". Not particularly useful for learning but the "receive side" is interesting. See if you can figure it out.

I think often of a New York Times photo of a little Iraqi girl tending to her parakeets in a bombed house, probably from 20 years ago now. I will think of this man and his sweet dog often now too. People just want to love what they love, care for their little beings, and instead we do this to them

A lot of people in the middle of the country wish they had a mayor like New York's right now.

♫ psycho killer, cat cassette ♫

CPAC always drives home that hell is a wing of shitty hotel ballrooms

Teach your kids about subway signaling and interlockings at home before they learn it from someone else on the playground

The cruelty that America has inflicted on Cuba is so staggering and the fact that it still endures is just baffling. Even theoretically the premise makes no sense unless you’re a deranged reactionary.

thud

People say “political” when they mean “partisan.” Demonstrating your beliefs is political. Telling people what dumb team to support is partisan. (Also she is the best.)

The LGA crash is exactly the one we’ve known was coming: understaffed, overextended ATC makes a mistake. Two deaths are horrifying but it could have been hundreds. Will anything change before it happens again but worse?

idk man, "lying about holding talks with the country you're bombing to juice The Market" feels like one of those things you should be able to get a slam-dunk impeachment through congress for if they felt like actually doing anything about it

London is in the streets protesting the Iran war in real time. Thousands marching. Open dissent. No filter. The difference? They’re not pretending this escalation is normal. #TrumpIranWar #IranWar

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

Every time I’m in Union Square I think about how Tammany Hall, the seat of power for New York for decades, is now a Petco

I'm losing it at this delivery robot getting absolutely smoked by the Brightline train in Florida 🤖🚅

mood in the subway

Brutus holding up a “This is not normal” auction paddle

After shooting his parents and two brothers in the head, Israeli police dragged the 11 year-old out of the wreck, taunted him about the murders of his family and attacked him. One of the Israelis said “we killed dogs” Police then prevented ambulances from helping www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

When I think of the walk-in closets of custom embroidered vests and jackets this man must be accumulating (complimentary)

Putting on my reading glasses and looking up “how to install claude code” like the career crisis middle manager realizing he finally has to learn Lotus 1-2-3

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

this is important, imo

Astute nymag.com/intelligence...

Will anyone stand up to Ford? My airport column makes a rare appearance on the front page of the Toronto Star today. Local democracy steamrolled. Backroom decisions. Liberals acquiescing. Feckless & weak establishment carrying his water. Fait accompli? Read here: www.thestar.com/opinion/cont...

Somehow Make Me Sympathetic to Saudi Arabia Challenge

Real patriots ride the train.

"...massive flames over the Tehran sky overnight and smoke still billowing over the oil storage facilities. As rain poured down on the city of 10 million people on Sunday morning, authorities warned of toxic acid rain and many residents woke up with pain in their throat and eyes burning."

I deeply believe this. It’s not enough for there to be anti-war sentiment, there needs to be an antiwar movement that springs up as quickly as the war itself has.

the cope for how quickly this war ends is starting to feel a bit like the “oh we’re gonna shelter in place for 2 weeks and then the pandemic will be over” moment

Regarding the U.S. sinking that Iranian warship: when you're trying to describe an act that (probably) isn't an actual war crime, but DOES feel slimy, I think the word you're looking for is "honor."

This is insane and this man is going to get us all killed.

desperately trying to unload the distressed asset he bought on a whim and immediately fucked up

They killed 180 children and their teachers in a double-tap strike on a school. The girls were 7 to 12 years old.

The girls’ school in Iran, where 165 people were killed by an apparent US-Israeli attack, was hit with two strikes, with the second missile killing sheltering survivors, two first responders and the parent of a slain child have told Middle East Eye.

I do not like how this war is happening in different places in the world.

For all the news i'm numb to now, this is the thing that makes me want to scream

what are we doing here? what are any of us doing here

I thought this was about stopping the car as a toxic rubric that structures the economies and geographies of western civilizations (it wasn't)

Whenever I write a full sentence that's not a tweet, I feel sassy, like i've pulled a fast one on AI and my readership, like i slipped kale into the toddler's mush. Look what i made YOU read!