Kleya has hobbies, too. #andor

This is a really, truly funny hour of video. That said, it also seems very much like it was produced in advance by his Late Show staff. A backdoor finale... but maybe also a backdoor pilot?

Reading this post in an Ontario ER on hour 10 of waiting with an ailing elder.

Love it: the night after he was kicked off of CBS for good, Stephen Colbert hosted a public access show in southeast Michigan.

Got a flooding alert email from Hakeem Jeffries, which contained this Hakeem Jeffries-grade advice

Honestly I had to read this a few times

This cartoon by Ella Baron from the Guardian today actually made me well up a little. We will keep fighting. Together.

my name is Yon Yonson i come from

Bluesky: the place you go to complain about LinkedIn

My own actual, personal youth?

When you need to clarify that you have not built a golden calf

The worst part of this moment in the AI hype cycle is feeling like a rube for learning to do anything myself instead of figuring out how to ask an agent to do it.

I shook Colbert's hand once, at a Report taping decades ago. I thought, "this man moisturizes."

• 50% of the ads in the subway are by or for AI • 100% of those ads are vandalized 100% of the time

Now I can't even look up where my Spirit flight is

ffs gemini I was just asking

why do you need a computer to tell you to pack underwear

Pope Leo's right hand is Cardinal Czerny. I knew him in Riverdale. He used to come to our punk shows to discuss grassroots activism. We met in a biker bar. He married my wife and I and was sent to El Salvador to defy the death squads after they murdered the Jesuit leaders. He is the real deal.

Guys all I wanted was a battleship. It’s literally ALL I wanted.

Prosecuting every one of the people involved in this is the moderate position and voters need to be reminding every single Democrat running that this is how it is.

hater/liker distinction is insufficient to explain human behaviour so i have dutifully expanded it into a 4-way axis, which is philosophically complete.

Cf. the Bezos Post, "Republicans gerrymandering in Texas is fine, actually" b/w "Democrats gerrymandering in Virginia is a threat to democracy"

If only palpitations counted as cardio

one pope two pope red pope blue pope

Oh my friends, i don’t think this is the crescendo. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/18/n...

Border collies require 11-13 hours of volleyball each day.

The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing

The repeated emphasis on "second-hand" is weird here. That's not unusual with planes. Were those $28.9M second-hand dollars?

“Erratic behavior” is finally penetrating corporate media as a sayable given, not just “provocative” or “trolling”. Things are shifting.

@thejaimewoo.bsky.social There it is…

Where is the protest music, they asked. Whoa.

i feel like combining all of these is bad

So you’re saying it’s your own… personal… jesus?

Orbán took power in April 2010. We organized our first protests against him that December. I was 22, in undergrad, lucky to be in a community of students ready to resist. Looking back, no wonder this moment feels so heavy. 🧵

My contribution to the byelection discourse is the memory of living in Scarborough in the aughts when the local Conservative candidate paid for a full-length campaign song in her name, that somehow rhymed the words “Scarborough southwest / deserves the very best.” Cursed the seat for generations.

Watch with the sound off. Watch how they both sway their shoulders back and forth in moments of social anxiety. Like elephants. Imagine Attenborough.

Stephanie Villarreal is a U.S. citizen and mother of 3—her youngest is 9 weeks old. Her husband was on the way to visit their newborn daughter in the NICU when ICE arrested him. He has been locked away in Laredo, Texas, at a for-profit detention center—unable to hold his baby and raise his children.

I maintain that among the media's biggest mistakes has been continuing to ask Trump questions as if he's a normal guy instead of asking things like "Can you explain who Jesus is" or "Describe the process of pumping gas"

The ultimate sir story was Sir this is a Wendy’s

So far I am detecting more enthusiasm about Orban's loss amongst Bluesky posters than, for instance, Fox homepage curators

went to check out the techno rave outside Parliament and I don't think I have the data allowance to share a video from it but let me tell you: there sure is a techno rave outside Parliament right now, celebrating Orban getting ousted

Countdown to "the Hungarian election was stolen"