meg thee stallion breaking up with klay thompson doesnt affect me in any way, but im still glad it happened. its like when i hear about a guy crashing his motorcycle, or another star trek show gets canceled.

asking couples who is the krang and who is the krang's body in the relationship

feels like an especially irresponsible moment to ignore BDS when Game Pass is the easiest, level one way to participate in the boycott and BDS just called for renewed pressure after Israel passed a law on executing Palestinian and Arab in prisons that use Microsoft cloud services

this is killing me

How your email finds me

hey man

Moby Dick is short for Mobert Cock

call bluesky my dick the way it can’t stay up for more than a few minutes at a time

to complement the protein heavy foods available nowadays, i've decided to invent the "vitamindaloo," a prepackaged curry with a random assortment of leftovers from the supplement aisle of the supermarket

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

A couple weeks ago, Nicholas Keung at the Toronto Star reported on how generative AI is being used to assess immigration applications in Canada...and how it's led to refusals because of stuff the AI tool added in, that humans (clearly) failed to check. www.thestar.com/news/canada/...

🎞️: Kodak Portra 400 📸: Contax 139 Quartz 🔘: Zeiss Planar 50mm f/1.4, Yashica ML 28mm f/2.8, & Yashica ML 135mm f/2.8

Sut da fuk up

i’m so upset i’m going to- [remembers suicide jokes can worsen mental health] kill myself [i lock eyes with my clone just sitting in the kitchen mid bite of a sandwich. both our eyes narrow. we always knew it would come to this]

We didn't deserve this day.

bugs bunny would wipe the floor with Q from star trek

For your viewing pleasure tonight:

Michael Clayton (2007) - 0:58:14 Dir. Tony Gilroy Runtime 119 minutes 🥖x17, or one baguette every 7.0 minutes

Road House (1989) - 0:48:17 Dir. Rowdy Herrington Runtime 114 minutes 🚬 x 71, or one cigarette every 1.61 minutes ⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️ https://howmanycigarettes.com/road-house/

My spouse and I were both very high last night watching this but we couldn’t stop laughing at how many fedoras are in this scene. Somebody bought 50 Stanzo brand fedoras when they found out the shoot was in Italy and they got their money’s worth.

New bee just dropped

autism awareness day. i often think about the autistic and other disabled people the nhs placed "do not resuscitate" orders on in late 2020, confirmed last year in the uk's covid inquiry. ireland and other countries have refused to hold a similar inquiry. no outrage, just casual eugenics.

husband is a slur

Happy TDOV you should try getting a lil weird with your gender. I'll buy you a pizza if you give it a shot

go watch this it whips

So I was watching the 1993 Finish Made For TV adaptation of The Lord of The Rings, and thought everyone should see the moment where Gollum falls into Mount Doom.

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For my 35th birthday I shot a roll of 35mm, taking one photo every hour from 12:00am to 11:59pm

When Baz Luhrman had the guns say "sword" on the side in Romeo + Juliet, that was the best choice that has been made in any modern adaptation ever.

johnny bottom surgery

i awake naked on the shores of history, classed and gendered violently against my will. it's monday.

scrolling websites for more than 3 hrs a day should videodrome you (positive)

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

buried lede in Ivy Road dissolving is that the game they were pitching looked sick

more of this

talking with my lesbian mutuals

blocking anyone that posts

Me thinking about bread

This was psychically implanted in my head. That's the only explanation.

i am 35

hey ladies when you talk about injection thursdays can you also include me giving my diabetic cat his insulin. “happy injection thursday to all transgenders and also ken and his diabetic cat who celebrate” if it’s not too much trouble thanks gang

I'm glad they're doing it, but Capcom putting out a patch that makes Alex unimpregnate his cousin is so fucking funny.

excuse my language but harry potter is just "cunt stuff"