Benicio del Toro in One Battle after Another….

Meds refilled and I went from feeling insane to normal in a matter of minutes

this will only continue to escalate, they want a civil war

HANG UP YOUR KATANA, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE DEHYDRATION. AND YOU WILL WIN.

Well? I’m waiting???

Ok well The Conjuring: Last Writes was definitely a movie I’ll say that much

What might not occur to you upon reading this headline is that, in other words, ICE is targeting gay men of color Every queer press org should be picking up this story

So the gunman in Dallas shot detainees, not ICE, and authorities are calling it an targeted act of violence against ICE. Got it.

I wrote about living with the chronic, debilitating anxiety that made me a "problem child" as kid, about trying to understand what anxiety is an adult, and how I discovered that it might be like prayer johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/line

cheese in new york:

Three high schoolers, who likely didn't make a career out of enabling and encouraging fascism, were shot in Colorado today.

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that

Now Playing: Dark Blue by Jack’s Mannequin

Can the dentist tell that you’ve been sucking dick if the dicks in question are small?

Imagine arguing that the toaster that made this was suitable as a replacement for a friend or therapist?

I forgot how fuzzy my brain gets when I don’t have my adderall like I was just living off vibes for 24 years

bitcoin investment companies are going to small dilapidated rural towns and creating bitcoin mining operations so massive they’re using so much electricity it’s driving up electricity costs and giving the locals diseases and illnesses from the pollution it generates. tech companies are a great evil

Mentally I'm here

Her nails are heart break red cause she’s a bad motherfucker And all the boys wanna love her when she bats her “fuck me” eyes

I feel like Jojo Siwa MUST have known how bad that cover sounded I mean come on fr

1) Here's a photo of Gavin Newsom doing a stunt photo shoot showing him throwing human beings' sole possessions in the world into the fucking trash. No one better than this is available. 2) Shut the fuck up Democrat loser

my ideal version of a new york city mayor is a dr. robotnik type figure who sort of hovers over the city in a flying orb type vehicle. he never actually lands, he just flies around and yells and points at you menacingly. maybe he could occasionally throw some obstacles that you have to avoid

It’s so cool how 100-year weather events just happen every year now haha I love life :)

My dog is meat crazy and it’s like ok I get it but also I’m not licking my lips with full eye-contact in the gym locker room chica

Ok I know nothing about scents but I really want to smell hot (picture somewhat related)

They won’t even let us have the most basic luxuries

the stripping of abortion protections wasn't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats concentration camps aren't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats the slow legal unpersoning of trans people isn't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats

No way Diogo Jota just died that sucks so much…

Neeeed to be dozing peacefully on a man’s hairy chest asap

Any Dem focusing on talking about tax cuts for the rich now instead of "President threatens to arrest Democratic Nominee for Mayor of NYC while celebrating opening of Florida Concentration Camp" is not paying attention and is not fighting for you and your safety.

the way if u have adhd everyone makes u feel like a sociopath for getting easily board i cannot explain iykyk

wild how sports has become a rich kid activity

Why is the phrase “you made your bed, now lie in it”? Why would I lie in my bed if I just made it? I’m busy not taking accountability for my actions so maybe I’ll lie in it later

Post a picture of when your pet was little 🐶 😈

The sexual predators have unionized

Woke up to a Jersey Club mix of Lost Woods from Zelda being blasted from a passing car…. What a beautiful day :)

No I don’t want to Jack Anton off he can do it himself

Just passed a business called “AFTERCARE cremation services”

Oh… DARLING📢 PLEase beLEAVE ME😩

if you tried to pitch A Bug’s Life today Disney would chop you up and feed you to Bob Iger

Wasn’t sure at first but new Miley really slaps

Didn't get the firefighter job simply because I told them I'm pro-fire. These purity tests are divisive and will get us nowhere

I think we should mix it up this Pride and choose a different letter! I’m gonna choose B and change nothing about myself!!

Blue MAGA in full force on a Dril skeet

[desperate for someone to play with my hair] can you check my head for lice

Reading the stats and it’s hard to overstate just how successful congestion pricing has been for NYC. Over $200m in revenues plus ALL these improvements to lower Manhattan traffic?

Books are a total scam. Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.

Finally watched Anora and all I have to say is I hope they won best henchman. They brought shades of the Wet Bandits and I’m here for it

NEW — Trump’s ICE has just arrested Newark Mayor Ras Baraka. Alongside residents and other officials, Baraka has been protesting outside a detention facility that’s set to help Trump’s mass deportation regime.