i yearn for bouncings on it

ouuu this gonna make the people struggling to find reasons to hate her so mad yass

it's post your pecs thursday wow omgg #majorholiday

who talks like this im crying he thinks he's on a direct line to sky 😭😭

#anonymous #noface #protectingmypeace

just got april fool'd by a damn app oh ok

😭😭😭😭

stuck where the trade left her omfg

people actually listening to ****

all the love but some of yall cannot suck dick for shit omgg just bobbing up and down where's the passion

just officially received job offer and doubled my current salary

boyfriend viewings are tonight and ouuu i need it primally

why do people still have dyed eureka loafs unironically as a haircut

how can i make my problems everyone elses today hmmm

i know they mean this in a jesus way but i choose to believe it's the gay way

sometimes when someone won't turn their bright lights off i wanna turn my headlights off entirely and slam into them head on

pokopia playings begins in tminus 2 hours

oh pombon the starter that you are...

pokemon tattoo is now

penis is so teaaaa

okayyy 😍

we have got to fatten him up

the moment + wuthering heights combo made the day so delicious

boyfriend found this in his childhood collection do i rob him yall

all the pain and torture that ive been through all makes sense to me now i was dying for you

new charli album gonna scare away the trend hopper brats YASSS

romantic four course wine dinner with bf tomorrow will gag many

why is no one happy for me this is the part where you all say how jealous you are and then offer me five thousand dollars

more poop less shit

NO FUCKIN WAYYYY

super bowl this super bowl that what about my super cock

nobody #GAF

i think that

ended her. she'll never recover

only took three meowths but FINALLY got mothervoir

no i'm ok thanks for the offer though

this 100% did not happen.

all shade she looks awful here 😭 being a horrible person is doing wonders for her mugggg

Yeah and it's called letterboxd

GOT THE JOB??!??

job interview went well... will be doubling my yearly income if this goes well... PLEASE

29 now

25" of snow in forecast

latest #pull #serve #beauty #youcouldnever

guy tits tuesday

only like 30 pokemon away from catching every possible shiny in legends za and fulfilling my first shiny living dex

motorboat and frot monday

centering of doom and despair on this one but yayyy my second destined rivals SIR

waitt now we can shit in a flaming bag on their porch and ring the doorbell