only like 30 pokemon away from catching every possible shiny in legends za and fulfilling my first shiny living dex

motorboat and frot monday

centering of doom and despair on this one but yayyy my second destined rivals SIR

waitt now we can shit in a flaming bag on their porch and ring the doorbell

i still think all traitors should be anonymous it's kinda gaggy to not know like everyone else. can you imagine the gag of the reveal being banishments like okkk

oh god i have to start my taxes

let’s work it out with some feet pics or whatever Lorde said

got a raise yesterday so i guess nevermind for now

what are some hobby ideas for people who are bored lately lets hear it for all the hobbiessss!!! sound off in the comments below 👇🏻😍 hobbyesss

i just showered!

cat has learned what the remote to my heated blanket is and now swats at it whenever he wants me to turn it on

80° on christmas and 20° just days later

the concept of deleting everything i've done to improve working conditions in my department and quitting without a notice

just got told i looked like a middle aged dad

doom collecting avengers babies (Franklin, Love, whatever Cap's baby name is) which means wandas kids will be kidnapped which means the scarlet witch is returning OMFGGGGGG

the flu sucked and i genuinely called bf in tears because it was making me so miserable but hey at least thats all over now and i see him on christmas eve

gay men at the happy birthday to "still with your man?" pipeline store like ok we clearly can't be kiki sisters can we THOT

i have decided a lobotomy is in my best interest

well first of all thats a penis and not a sundial. second i'm not sure your orientation... east facing window? west? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

legends ZA dlc time goodbye for 5-10 business days

she looks like she would like a big and shiny line of coke on her wedding finger

theres no problems in this world that a 9am makeout handjob and frot can't fix

how it feels to be a tall top

why post spotify wrapped if seventeen thousand million people have the same exact one

OZ's first polycule and look what happened... they tore them apart...

sigourney beaver show viewings are tomorrow as well as date night and liquor consumptions

so close! that is an S 🤗💕

its only tuesday

stopped for coffee and its gonna make me late

itching for another tattoo already

realizing that boyfriend is either going to break my heart or bear my children and grow old with me

i deeply understand naveen now. fawk this

what about other people getting sexual attention on here angers some people so much. who cares that someones fuckable and sexy and abusing that for likes. i think its fierce plus i get to see penises and butts

wicked for good soundtrack released so that means i'm crying in my car driving to work

stupid ass question.

coworker wont stop talking about book shes reading (its avatar the last airbender smut) i'm gonna lose my fucking mind

and fuck nessarose madame morrible better pick that house up and smack her again for me.

evil devil coworker i've been complaining about for months officially gone to another department

accidentally bought the seats that shake and shit for wicked premiere umm am i about to fly

making my top walk around brooklyn in my heeled boots

picnic date w man to celebrate 6 months today yass

is it even possible for men to look good when flexing?

one month until #sideholetakesdenver

so i'll be special and i'll be rare with a smile and a riiibonnnn innn myyyy haaaiiirrrrr

let me think

new clock in system at work so fucked it just said "see you soon!" when i clocked out for the day... FUCK YOUUU

coworker hutting a deer not even an hour after buying a brand new car ouuu i'd be crashing outtt 😭😭😭

men just don't look good in those low hanging stringy tank tops at the gym 😭

this kelly osbourne ohhh thats not ass cartoon and they think it eats 😭😭