You can sail in a straight line between England and France

T-Bizzle's mop makes him look like one of those French managers who exclusively coaches African national team sides

this is the peak physique in Chelyabinsk

Every time I open my damn mouth

bernie looks as if he would disintegrate if the car accelerates over 25mph

This is probably the most disrespectful name for a mountain I've ever seen

ultra-realistic Tony Hawk game where if you fall off the skateboard you spend the rest of your life with a crooked leg

fish AND chips? the mad lad's bosh onto a million quid idea

Tony Hawk didn't do half the stuff the videogame would lead you to believe.

Flavour Flav's full name is 'Flavour Flavour'

[same ancient Egyptian standup] if you’re spending all your time making freestanding ceremonial vessels in the shape of sacred bulls to go in your grave-mound, you might be a Hittite!

we must leverage this moment to fight for what truly matters

Festivalgoers are worried about Beck after the singer repeatedly calls himself a loser in rambling performance

Before we start this presentation, I just wanted to make a quick land acknowledgement for the Blockbuster Video that was on this site from 1987 to 2006

millennials will open pre-made Charcuterie take out shops in the most deprived area of the city and call it "Max's Meaties"

yeah i could see kevin spacey not fitting in the culture at activision-blizzard

they gave the local redditor a job at the clothes store

O', to be a teenager again... Going to the local library to grind on Roblox.

when the edible finally kicks in and you lose control of your car and start a chain of events that will kill 42 people 😐

(mishearing the barista say 'you want regular or oat?'): yes, make my medium cappuccino GOATED, please

Which way, Northern Irish Man?

We might be at peak saturation for this kind of video

my desk fan when i store it away for winter

Air Strike Canada?? Yeah.. I sure hope they do 😂😂😂

Grandma died, time to game

>be me >match with hot girl on tinder >says she’s not sebulba when i ask if she’s sebulba because legally she’d have to tell me if she was sebulba if she was sebulba >meet irl >sebulba

it should be far more taboo to browse reddit in public. i saw a guy silently laughing at r/AITA on the bus and i felt the shame on his family's behalf.

me: look. (*slurps soup*) ha ha. im going lunch mode fr (*slurps soup harder*) everyone else at my aunt's funeral reception: 😐

the cruelty inflicted upon this animal in this moment is unconscionable

you can get all of your 5 a day for a year if you eat 1825 vegetables on January 1st

samosas are lowkey pie-coded

OH YEAH AND WAKE UP THE HIBERNATING NIBIRU REPTILIANS IN THEIR GENERATIONAL SHIP THAT WE CALL "THE MOON"???? THAT'LL GO GREAAAAAAAAAAAAT

my left wing dating advice to men is to have a huge Penis

Pesticides ☺️👍

tw: epilepsy!!! 90's Dutch Gabber Compilation ad feat. Chucky

throwing stuff at someone whose job is to precisely throw darts doesnt seem like a great idea to me

I rip a hit of my Watermelon Puff 9k Vape, my third disposable today. I glance at my phone and perform a quick face scan to access 9 seconds of furry porn - my daily quota. At Manchester Piccadilly I am told my railcard reduction only works if I give 3 pints of blood. Welcome to Starmer's Britain.

just caught ur girl praying to a clay figurine of my likeness

Pilot over the intercom: uhhhhhhh we are all just flesh. We exist so briefly.

if you see this art style at a coffee shop in your hood, you are getting evicted in two months

every UK city got a white dude with dreads called DR1LLA_T3CH who drinks nothing but Fanta Orange

9year old kid next to me on my flight to france spent the whole time playing a hacked version of GTA San Andreas on his ipad. It kept crashing and throwing up error messages in Chinese. Whenever that happened he'd tab out to CapCut and start making Audi vs BMW edits to brazilian phonk tunes.

when anyone talks to me about a piece of code they are working on my brain switches off and I start having sex with their mother in my mind