Controversial take: I think Bly Manor is my favorite of all of the Mike Flanagan Netflix horror shows

Stop saying the cop was assaulted by a sandwich You have to use the passive voice. The officer was impacted by a sweet onion chicken teriyaki of unclear origin

City of Sickos

(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶

Just discovered kobocha squash as a roasting vegetable and oh my God

Happy Halloween! Our neighborhood loves to decorate for the holidays 🎃

My buddy Trip and I went to Heretic yesterday morning to donate and there were 3 people in front of us in line all there for the same reason, it fucking ruled, happy to see them getting a shout 💖

Literally all of my friends' kids call me Auntie Keeley, this is simply not serious

That organ player is gonna fucking die

sobbing as mom makes me smoke a whole pack of baseball in one sitting

lol

This is my local food share, in my neighborhood, they're really awesome and feed so many people. If you have a few extra dollars or food/pet food, check in with your local food banks, demand is high right now!

JavaScript top-level await is no longer considered 'baseline' due to a pretty big Safari bug caniuse.com/mdn-javascri... The module graph fails in cases where two modules import a third at the same time. Demo: random-stuff.jakearchibald.com/bug-repros/t... It's best to avoid the feature for now 😔

Portland lookin good

⚡️🔥 My talk from @jsconf.bsky.social last week is up! Watch me explain how we made Slack and are making @notion.com fast! 🔥⚡️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm-O...

Hold on, lemme check my IG DMs, LinkedIn mail, gmail, multiple discord servers, Discourse, slack workspaces, WhatsApp, Messenger, iMessage, Germ, Session, Matrix, signal, IRC, GitHub issues and PRs, Clickup, and bsky DMs and get back to you

Crowd for Portland’s No Kings is enormous, already spilling up into NE

Announcing ATmosphereConf 2026, coming to Vancouver March 26th to 29th. We've got the full announcement and future news and updates on our new site news.atmosphereconf.org/3m3cwwz4mpk2j

gm ☕ www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd7s...

Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.

if you know solid software engineers who want to be part of our open source software adventure, email [email protected] +10 if they've worked on trust & safety +10 if they have worked with graphql and/or typescript +100 if they like chicken puns +1000 if they want to change the world

I hear and see your concerns. Over the weekend, a couple users hosted on Blacksky's PDS were banned from the Bluesky app and thus the Bluesky API servers. This was a weakness of our system I've been aware of and hoped we had more time to address before any kind of public incident. 1/11

Sleepy but listening in ❤️

I have a soft spot for any open source maintainer who just snaps and has to lose their shit for a bit, I can simply never be mad at them

Big thanks to @ngerakines.me for an awesome course on using OAuth in ATProtocol! Really technically dense material, I enjoyed it and learned a lot

Not only does this story get a number of basic facts wrong, it doesn’t take time to actually explore why Portlanders elected these folks. Coming in with a pre-baked PDX story to fit a NYT narrative about NYC is harmful, especially at this moment.

please read this story today from @moiradonovan.bsky.social, with incredible photos by Darren Calabrese, which considers the physical history of the residential school system and survivors' efforts to ensure this history is never forgotten

Scenes from war ravaged Portland 😞

Pretty wild feeling to come back from your local coffee shop's 3rd anniversary party with an iced latte and a bunch of flowers, and find out the federal government has sicc'ed the "Department of War" on your city

I hate computers in a way only someone who loves computers can.

we had a great live show in Portland tonight talking about Bo Gritz! Thank you to the Alberta Rose Theatre and thank you to all our wonderful fans who raised well over $30,000 for the Portland Defense Fund.

performance.now() is coming! LCP and INP measure loading and responsiveness of entire pages – but same-document soft navigations were much harder to measure. Until now! @mmocny.com will explain how new Performance APIs make this possible. perfnow.nl/speakers.html#michal

Man, I like the new iPhone Pro Max but that thing is way too big for my hands. I need Apple to put out a tiny hands Max version for people under 5’2”

*taking a deep drag on on my cigarette and typing "so sorry for my delayed response!" into my 17th email*

Tramell Tillman wins Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series at the #EMMYs for ‘SEVERANCE’ He makes history as the first Black actor to win the category.

I can't believe Bill Simmons called Pablo Torre a fake journalist and since then he's destroyed the evil NFL union leaders and is currently dropping Steve Ballmer in a volcano All-timer run happening right now

Best husband points to @thedrawplay.com for taking a break from the first weekend of football and a very busy work day to get a melon soda at Melon Fest with me 🍈 ❤️

There’s power in unity — and in a union. A morning of solidarity and celebration at the NYC Labor Day Parade. #UnionStrong

In honor of the season starting today, I’ve updated my NFL STARTER PACK. Even if you already subscribe, re-subscribe bc there are a ton of new names—beat reporters, bloggers, and great posters. Please share here and everywhere! bsky.app/start/did:pl...

Might bust out my mixer to make @mxriyum.bsky.social's cinnamon rolls, with added pumpkin pie butter/filling: www.tiktok.com/@mxriyum/vid...

Paws

Deeply fucking unserious to blame a protocol for creeping authoritarianism and advise others to “ignore the laws”

Steve Shirley escaped the Holocaust as a child & went on to found one of the earliest software startups. The really impressive part? She employed women programmers who had been pushed out of the workforce after having kids, & allowed them flexible, family friendly, work from home jobs—in the 1960s!

Many of us are thinking of @stovey.thequeer.house tonight and crossing our fingers for her health. In Bluesky's early days, Stovey spread joy by liking posts at superhuman speed. For the devs, this became a benchmark: anyone exceeding the "Stovey threshold" could safely be assumed to be a bot.

Posting from @anisota.net , which I’m really enjoying! Here’s a picture of a chocolate cappuccino I made this morning

This part, from NYT. Just inhuman.

Boston folks, where can I get a really good coffee in Boston tomorrow morning after a red eye flight, please and thank you

We’ve discovered a literal miracle with almost unlimited potential and it’s being scrapped for *no reason whatsoever*. This isn’t even nihilism, it’s outright worship of death and human suffering.

Me: Man, the St Helens 25k is pretty technical, if I can get under 3:30 today, I’ll be really pleased Me, 2 miles in: Lmao

Having a fun summer