This 👇👇👇 is what you get when you DON'T elect a narcissistic, grifting, con man who's so insecure and weak that he has to slap his name and face on everything.

What a cover! I mean, how could a child pick up this book and not want to read it?

Even in live theater, I’ve had this issue… people chatting like they’re watching TV at home. Or the lady at Hamilton who was under the impression that we wanted to listen to HER singing. Luckily, my husband tells me I’m a “very good shusher.” I also have an excellent over-the-shoulder glare.

If I’m following the news correctly, Team Algae is now guaranteed to advance to the knockout round.

While the killers of Renée Good and Alex Pretti walk free, the DOJ is busy bringing bogus charges against protesters. The Administration thinks intimidation will make us back down. They keep learning the same lesson: Minnesotans don't scare easily. We organize for our rights ✊🏽

I can 100% get behind this math.

Noticed a hummingbird shows up at the garden every evening at the same time, so I spent $60 on flowers for it, and now I’m financially and emotionally entangled with a flying sugar addict.

live your life in such a way that the entire world isn’t waiting to see your accursed name pried off every building

My writing process exactly

Back from four long days of filming and interviews in the Flint Hills of Kansas. Grasslands are one of the most vulnerable and least protected habitats on Earth, so I’m filled with gratitude that I get to play a small role in helping conserve them.

We biked to Boom Island this morning to see the Saype grass mural. Unfortunately, there wasn’t a place to view it from above, and from close up you couldn’t really see much. It’s still a really cool project, though, and I’m in awe of the brilliance of artists who can create things like this.

Don't ever try to tell me cats aren't emotionally intelligent. Like yesterday I was having a really terrible day and the second I got home my two boys came right upstairs and dunked their tails in my coffee then immediately threw up on the cleanest part of the carpet so take that cat haters

AOC: This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community.

less than one (1) percent of Minnesota's historical prairie still remains, so this expansion is a bfd for all the species that need this habitat to survive | no paywall

The people who say, “Food is expensive, just garden” have perhaps not been to a garden store.

Because everyone deserves to know they belong at the heart of democracy, today we mark International Day against Homophobia, Biphobia, and Transphobia.

Calm before the storm at the Hennepin County Master Gardener plant sale! Already a very long line outside. hennepinmastergardeners.org/events/sprin...

You’ve heard of Stockholm Syndrome. Welcome to Budapest Envy.

Minneapolis as a verb! 👇🏼 KONDABOLU: “You get burnt out from all the talk and all the things that…whether it's safety pins or some other thing to show, like, I'm on your team. Like, after a while, it's like, I don't need that. I want you to Minneapolis this s***.” www.npr.org/2026/03/28/n...

Shout-out to every other Gen Xer that was holding their breath the entire time for the first five mintues of the launch For r e a s o n s

The War in Iran, So Far. in Six Acts: 1. TRUMP: “We already won.” 2. TRUMP: “I don’t need your stupid help.” 3. TRUMP: “OMG! We are losing the Strait of Hormuz!” 4. TRUMP: “Heeeeeeeeeeelp! Heeeeeeeeeelp!” 5. TRUMP: “I’m going to FORCE YOU to help me.” 6. EUROPE: “You don’t have the cards.”

These are all the things you can’t do to your currency in Belize. The guy cutting his money with scissors is my favorite… he’s all in, fully committed.

A fun thing I help organize as a volunteer... Twin Cities folks, join us! Learn how to plan, plant, & maintain a veggie garden with a FREE online 4-class series taught by U of M Master Gardener volunteers in Hennepin County. Beginners welcome! Class dates & sign-up: z.umn.edu/VGB2026.

For my Lego friends. If you want your own and also get to support a cause, Dan @ Brickmania has these available. (Well not all of these, just the torsos and signs) www.brickmania.com/benefit-bric...

This is a perfect analogy.

Pew Research Institute (2023): • Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants • Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants • Blue State Minnesota has 130,000. And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration." It's *not* about immigration.

Thank you, city of my childhood and teenage years, for standing with the city of my adult years.

My anger at having to stand outside my kid’s school for two hours to ensure none of their classmates, parents, or teachers get kidnapped by my own government is only slightly tempered by the amazing outpouring of support from other parents and especially neighbors who stand against this bullshit.

Good Frog and Toad Bot post for today

Eyewitness account- “She was trying to turn around, and the ICE agent was in front of her car, and he pulled out a gun and put it right in — like, his midriff was on her bumper — and he reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times,”

It’s not Minnesota Nice anymore, it’s Minnesota NoICE! Art by me, please share, thx <3

Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.

It's Day 19 of the ICE occupation of MSP. Today thousands of Minnesotans poured onto Lake Street to rally in support of our immigrant neighbors and against ICE. Take a moment to look at this crowd of you and your neighbors rallying in below zero windchill. 📸 @roblevine82.bsky.social

📚🎁 Reminders for everyone looking for specific books to purchase online as gifts: 1. If you haven't called your local independently-owned book shop, try there first. (If you don't have one, try Bookshop.org) 2. Don't put it off - shipping time for Media Mail can be 12 days. Priority is 5 📦

excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

This is why I’m on BlueSky: typography humor

Very valid way of getting through writer’s block

So Twin Cities Orthopedics reached a milestone today: 25,000 surgeries. They had a big celebration in the lobby of the recovery facility with Surgery #25,000 Dude, the surgeon, social media photos… balloons and photos and candy. Guess who was surgery #25,001. 😂

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

I have tasted the sandwich that was lobbed at my bulletproof vest and which you probably spent your hard-earned money on forgive me it smelled delicious so onion-y so mustard-y

Kyiv. Why do I show you its beauty when others focus on destruction? I show you resilience. Strength. I don’t want your pity – I want you to feel proud of us.

This is a picture of two cats who almost perished this morning because their food was one hour later than usual.

The government is shutdown, and millions of Americans are about to go without food and/or medicine because of him. So what does Donald Trump do? Keeps bragging about his $300,000,000 golden ballroom and throws a Great Gatsby party at his private resort. He is so stupidly tone-deaf.

I absolutely love that Portland is fighting an authoritarian invasion with music and silliness.

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

2 lb potato. I did not buy this potato and it did not consent to the photograph.

One of my favorite parts of working with English language learners is when someone who’s been here for two months says they’re looking forward to experiencing their first Minnesota winter and the other students laugh and laugh. 🥶❄️

It’s crazy that in 20 years scamming has gone from “I’m a prince who needs to transfer his fortune to you” to “hey I have a halfway decent job with okay benefits right here”