Be safe Darwin 💕 #CycloneFina

85% below average rainfall, the lowest level in a century. 10-ish million people potentially on the move. “severe ecological strain” The “It’s fine” gif doesn’t really say it loud enough this time.

Never has a man so profoundly failed to live up to his log cabin story. Anyone who considers him to be a working class hero has taken the bait.

The "yellow garters" scene with Malvolio is WILD. youtu.be/zobQymZgbrA?...

"Get rich or try sharing" Pasteups seen in New Orleans, Louisiana

What kind of threat were those pointless security blokes even looking for if that guy managed to get all the way to manhandling Ariana Grande right in front of them. Cynthia Erivo as a one woman security team was more effective. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...

It has been, again, a couch & audiobook day. I am not relying on any of you bastards to recommend me anything though ’cos you’re all hopeless. Am listening to Merlin Sheldrake’s Entangled Life. An excellently read & extremely interesting book. If only everyone here would leave me alone to listen 😭.

Nice one, New York City.

Lol it is clear that no one on Waroona Shire council is on the internet. I so hope they do this. “Waroona Shire suggests blowing up rotting whale carcass to save money” www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...

Poor kid, banished, facing a life on the stree… *holds hands to ear* wait, I’m getting an update… “Andrew would relocate to the Sandringham Estate, privately funded by the King” Going from living free in one mansion to another. Performance, not punishment. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...

So good!

Finally got to plug in the FTTP and WHAT THE FUCK?! DOWNLOADS ACTUALLY DON’T TAKE ONE MILLION YEARS?! It is (almost literally) ten times faster than the plain old nbn box. (3.6Mbps to 30.7Mbps) Live footage of the sons:

if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit

Double OMG! After giving it a 20% chance of sailing due to weather, I rock up 4 hours early, wait five minutes and I'm on the Spirit of Kangaroo Island freight ferry, fuel truck and all. I love SeaLink and told the skipper I wanted to give him a hug. I'll get home before 6pm. What a happy ending!

It’s a beautiful day today, the frogs are singing & the rain is shining. Definitely a couch & audiobook day. Please send recommendations as I have a @libro.fm credit burning a hole in my phone. Yeah, there are already dozens of books in my wishlist but there’s always room for more. #audiobooks

Tadpole feeding frenzy in my pond this morning. #WildOz

Trump is a master of understated elegance, I’m sure the new East Wing is going to look wonderf… 🤣 oh man, it’s going to be fucking horrible.

Imagining Kevin calmly taking a cup of tea into his office that evening, settling himself at his desk, and beginning to plot. After he’d smashed up the entire house in fury. www.betootaadvocate.com/world-news/k...

The horrified hand over the mouth was all of us, then it just kept getting worse.

What kind of frog do green glitter tadpoles grow up to be #WildOz? 😂

Extremely unwelcome addition to google searches. Is there even an ai free search engine out there?

Lol Wish I’d been a fly on the wall when he found out who was the winner. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...

There's an alternate explanation out there, I'm sure...

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

Good. Because the leniency of that sentence made my jaw drop. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...

I’m at the point where I just don’t want to hear about any more of this. We know how it will be used, distorted to further erase democracy in the US; we know the howling subversion of reality they will serve up. I wish we could just close the door on them, as to other crackpot regimes.

Yarra, with hot jam donut. #art 😆

The smallest particle known to man is the pixel in the X you have to tap to safely get out of temu ads.

Hind Rajab.

One. Million. LOLs. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...

I've seen ABC refer to the Nazi rallies as "anti mass immigration rallies" over and over, exactly what Nazis want labelled as, legitimising them. In contrast, not once have I heard the Palestine rallies called anti-genocide or anti-colonial. I wonder what that's about 🙄

Love to see it www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...

Lol to this regularly updated Wikipedia page. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_and...

ugh there’s not a single thing* to eat in this house 😭 *packet of sweet biscuits or any chips

TIL, 40 years later, that Brendan and Molly were, and still are, an actual couple! (Fame before the internet, when you could be the most talked about person on tv and people not know every single thing about you.) www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...

Katter’s going to tell us he punched Wikipedia next.

There’s nothing Israel can ever do that will make up for what they’ve done to the Palestinian people. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...

*slaps brain* This bad boy can hold so much useless trivia

Wall, with warning. 2025. Australian art. #AltText

We see you, @senatorwong.bsky.social. Source: www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=...

Aw. RIP David Stratton. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...

@pinkagendist.bsky.social our friends quest picture makes us look like we’re up to something

Minimum effort from the govt, but better to do something late than never I guess. Also, fuck you netanyahu. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...

Fucking netanyahu.

Motherfucking wind farms…

Shameless boast. 100 weeks of diamond league.

I’m no Greens apologist but it is truly nauseating to see Penny Wong deflect from her party’s cowardice on Gaza by claiming that the Greens are only speaking up because ‘ they are desperate to try and gain domestic political traction from this conflict’. Utterly despicable

Zelda is annoyingly whiny. Can she please just speak a normal sentence without the drama.