This is going to be the first year I have any interest in the superbowl, purely because I’m dying to see what Green Day and Bad Bunny stir up.

everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight

Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein

This is amazing. 13 years old and swam four hours in water so rough he had already abandoned his flooded kayak. Two hours into the swim he ditched his life jacket because it was hindering him. Saved his whole family. What an incredible person. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...

Motherfuckers.

This is one of my levels 😂

People that believed there was an underground pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza parlor when the Epstein files drop

I know this film was just Bezos currying favour, but I’m sure Donald thought it would actually be more popular than 50 Hoyts tickets countrywide 😂. How embarrassing for Melania. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...

Movies/tv when they walk into a house and shine torches in the rooms looking for the thing. THE LIGHTS STILL WORK FFS JUST TURN THEN ON AND LOOK jfc.

That’s a story I like to tell to the little ones in the cave when I return from scavenging. I haven’t seen any redhats recently, and we still need food and ammo. I take a selfie in the mirror while wearing the new pelt. It cost some battery, but the kids will like the photo. Soon, we head north.

TIL that baby trump had an online long distance gf with a violent Russian boyfriend just like any other teenager. No security issues here, just kids being kids, right? www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...

If you’re going outside, don’t forget to wrap up well as some of you are very ugly.

Why the fuck would a racist US paramilitary terrorist group attend a sporting event in another country that has its own security? In every level and from any perspective this is batshit crazy.

Pic from Man of the House’s car when he left work yesterday at 5pm. 54°c. (An industrial type area edged with grass & large trees, with small strips of garden between each business. Not entirely a concrete wasteland, but close) It took about 15 mins of driving before it dropped to 41°c.

Australia Day is such bullshit. NSW proclamation day at best. At worst a celebration of the crimes of colonisation. If you have to acknowledge that the day is a source of pain for many, that’s a damn good sign it’s a shit day to have as your national day.

Absolute banger of a comment on r/military: www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...

Fox reporter: It’s heartwarming to see such a massive crowd, cheering on the president’s family as they arrive for the screening. *reporter lifts hand to ear* wait, I’m getting an update… Crowd: NO ICE NO ICE *face & tone harden* The military has arrived to disperse a large crowd of terrorists…

*wraps crime scene tape around america*

COLDEST 100: 2026 EDITION 100. Pub Feed (2022) The Wiggles #coldest100 #hottest100 youtu.be/jS9Z4MfOjSE

More leaders need to bring up trump ‘avoiding’ the draft five times when they talk about him. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...

This is going to go #viral. People from Greenland are not alone in the sentiment. There are those of us who feel the same all over the world!

The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.

Problem solved. 😜😂😂🤣🤣

I need an app like inaturalist but for the things I buy from the op shop or markets. I found this silly fish plate today and I need to know if it’s old or if I can buy some more to annoy the family with, because I’m still laughing at its little face.

“Liberal Party election autopsy delayed after Peter Dutton suggests report defames him and his staff” Can’t believe the report about their massive massive loss would say mean things about the leader of the time. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...

“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy

Notification telling me I’ll need a new passport soon, ouch. I think I’ll save that (nearly) five hundred bucks. I’ll be unlikely to need the passport, and I’ll be happier putting the money into my saving for a campervan account instead.

What a fucking baby he is. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...

It’s a pretty unremarkable cartoon. Must be some wretched soft cocks running the paper these days. If I was the editor I’d be calling in all the cartoonists and telling them I wanted a new illo everyday telling these whiny cunts to fuck off.

@krads.bsky.social how is your ebike going?

I just paid my rego

The US has at least two more years of this kind of stuff being let go, I hate to think how much worse it can get in that time. (and how much it will desensitise the rest of the world in that time)

Cried laughing at this.

I’m sure this warming soup is fine, nothing to worry about… *yet another bushfire warning pings on my phone*

Went to the big green church today, enjoyed a sacred saus.

My poor chickens are cooked out there in the garden despite having plenty of shade and water*. Just made them happy with a chunk of the cold watermelon I bought for them yesterday in preparation for the heat today.

Nearly 6pm and the Feels Like is 36.7°. Horrible. Tomorrow is going to be in the 40°s and then a storm in the evening, then Saturday is going to be 25°. I think I’d better make sure all the powerbanks are charged up just in case.

Zionism needs to be completely rooted out of Australian society. It fosters hate and seeks to undermine Australian domestic politics by forcing the will of the Israeli govt on our society.

I always take off my smart watch before I let the chickens out in the morning so the sudden heart rate increase when I’m attacked by the rooster won’t show up on my heart app. I forgot this morning 😆

It’s lucky there are no other countries with oil reserves that the US has their eyes on, isn’t it, because they’d be feeling a little uneasy right now…

Three million people live in Caracas, five million in the metro area. It's one of the densest cities in South America. Remember this in the morning when they try to spin this as anything other than a cold-blooded attack on a major civilian center.

“Serving Size: About 12 chips” please get fucking real

Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over

Right now a feral Mariah Carey is rampaging through the forest, back riddled with tranquilizer darts, pursued by handlers in jeeps equipped with nets and cages trying to capture and get her back in her cryogenic chamber until next Christmas. Occasionally she pauses & does a growl & arm swipe at them

Hot cross buns are already out. Tough decision to make, do I even try to resist them this year?

i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun

Bad cracker jokes and paper crowns. #XmasLyfe

Go to bed everyone, only 2 hours until Santa.

Hi, this is (obvious initial) at (incriminating location). Can you supply me with (barely concealed description of illegal thing) for my (easily confirmed destination) trip. Life is quite hard now as my best servant died. Sad face. Discretion is a must. Thanks, Andrew. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...

Trapped. in the heel loop. of her sneaker. And she remained calm. What a fucking legend. (The world's second-most venomous land snake, and the snake most likely to kill you in Australia.) www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...