Agreed. He should have worn a natural fig leaf, and nothing else.

Inject that uber-woke net-zeroist rejoinerism straight into my veins

God level

Jeffrey Epstein, a great, great guy. Very innocent and perhaps more innocent than anyone knows. And I had nothing to do with him. But he died like a dog and nobody thought we could do it but we did. They said sir the video will cut out for a few minutes and I said wow. And we'll see what happens

That's the kind take. It was also a project of instrumentalising anti-Semitism in ways not dissimilar to Trump. It's about using sectarianism and division. It's about using dubious arguments to persecute trans people, and immigrants -- and Diane Abbott.

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Omg! Awake at 2:30am and that Mr. Bad Bunny was sublime! Gorgeous music, beautiful mis en scène. Profoundly uplifting show.

Technically, he pivoted to Reform a while ago 😬

I'll admit I know very little about modern music. My car music is Doris Day, Frank Sinatra and Jo Stafford 🙂 But this Bad Bunny gentleman has caught my attention this week.

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I too have had such trouble changing a duvet cover.

"This is a lovely piece, but unfortunately it's a reproduction."

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From the bible verse Circuses 24:7

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crypto wouldn't be falling like this if trump was president

Jesus Christ. In a number of countries this would be a criminal offence.

“I do not think that 50 year old men should be having sex with 16 year old girls. But “

Left: When Craig Guildford, former Chief Constable of West Midlands police made a mistake and apologised, Keir Starmer and Shabana Mahmood wanted him out Right: Keir Starmer made a mistake with Mandelson, why does he get to stay when he booted Guildford out?

Streeting’s personal and professional relationship with Mandelson must also be investigated as a matter of urgency We must ensure that anyone potentially connected to the enabling of child abuse is carefully scrutinised before being involved in decisions and policies that impact young people

DO IT!

Once again, the bad men say “this is how men behave” to justify their behavior and I’m sitting here thinking, then I must not be a man because I have never done such a thing and would never.

A lazy day on the sofa #dogs

So true. Also, many of the Americans doing literally nothing about Epstein’s American ‘associates’ are precisely the ones lying about Europe & particularly the UK being overrun with child-rapists. It’s insane.

Never forget ...

Excuse me, but how about the way they treated Diane Abbott?

Wes Streeting wants people to forget. Never let him forget.

Post-Brexit, Epstein told Thiel: "Brexit is just the beginning" – eyeing crypto deregulation via right-populism. 7/12

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Hard agree with Peter Jukes. Article is by Iain Overton and Max Colbert, 25 April 2025.

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Mike says I'm out of control and can't seem to leave the house without returning with something absurd that no one needs. But what if I was in a hurry one day and in the mood for oysters? Then an electric oyster knife would be perfect!

“It was awesome. I was able to do the raid without leaving my home and ship my family off to an immigrant detention center all before 9 a.m.” said Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Mark Hammond

Good night to everyone unless your name is in the Epstein files

Let my people go.

Woop-woop - that's the sound of da French police.

NOT 👇 SURPRISED.......

Wanted for crimes against hair!

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My pest in Paris 😀