More Halloween 🎶 (Scary 👻) Track 12 🍣👣 Fish With Feet Buy the song. Download them all. Or just listen for free. (Very scary 👻👻👻) The entire album is a horror show 👹 It's the perfect Halloween gift for someone who doesn't want it. boothbygraffoe.bandcamp.com/album/bang-i...

Using an anti-dandruff shampoo is tricho-treating

And for people who think Zuckerberg is a w*nker... www.techspot.com/news/110070-...

#lunchpun While watching science fiction movies I like playing the Brandenburg concertos over the audio and having a drink. It's a bit Bach in alien

The latest demonstration of reach media targeted adverts being rubbish.

@quidco.bsky.social Looks like someone has hacked the online witches game Quidco are running

Today's "what was I thinking" purchase. It actually tastes quite nice.

See that Pizza Hut are promoting their new "Flatzz" pizzas. I'm presuming they are named after what they expect to build on their closing stores.

#lunchpun Went to Bonnie Tyler's Christmas party last year but she wouldn't eat anything from the tub of Quality Street I took. Turns out she was holding out for a hero.

#TurnHOWLintoAnAcronym Hurts Orifice Without Lubrication

Just watched "The Roses". I enjoyed it as the interactions between Benedict Cumberbatch and Olivia Coleman worked well. Ending was annoying but I can see why it was done. A very British feel to the film.

#uxbridgeenglishdictionary Robbery: to inter someone called Bob

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary Transformer: another word for "dead naming" in the LGBTQ+ community

Ai adverts really need some regulation. Got this on YT, reported it but don't expect anything to be done as usual. Martin Lewis eh?

Oh god, we're now in the "band featuring xxxxx" stage of the 80s. #TOTP

They are all lovely girls Ed #TOTP

So Paul Nicholas was on about "Jigging in the rigging" obviously inspiring a Sex Pistols record... #TOTP

This death has really got to me. RIP pioneer.

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary TRANSEPT: size changing mechanism in Alice in Wonderland.

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary INTERACT: pretend to be a gravedigger

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary PURSUIT: outfit for a fan of furry culture

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary PENTANGLE: the mass of biros you find in the kitchen drawer of "stuff"

Andy giving up his royal title is noncensical...

Can anyone help me buy this? I can't signup without Danish ID...

www.usatoday.com/story/entert... The Chef's Kiss

Good to see "Future Shock: The story of 2000AD" documentary is free to watch on YouTube with adverts #2000AD youtu.be/cFY5AoduIJ0

Just watching Tron Ares and it's a film that you can watch while doom scrolling. It's actually "okay" but definitely leave your brain in the bucket on the way in.

I'll be performing my latest puns and one-liners show The Short Joke Teller Returns at Nottingham's Cosy Club in the Nottingham Comedy Festival on Sunday 9th November at 16:30. Tickets: bit.ly/42dpBLQ

On the British iTV quiz channel they are showing Tenable. Question: us presidents between first world war and end of Vietnam. First contestant: Abraham Lincoln? Fifth contestant: George Washington? They didn't win surprisingly.

#ImNotAFarmerBut I've worked with a load of mother heifers

Little chat with the eminent Si Hawkins for the esteemed British Comedy Guide about a gig I'm doing in the wonderful city of Brighton with the amazing guitarist Antonio Forcione on the best day of the year the 19th of October with the oldest picture they could find. www.comedy.co.uk/live/fgwg/bo...

Unsolicited dik-dik pick

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John Lodge now gone. Another nail in the coffin of my musical memories. metro.co.uk/2025/10/10/m...

Dear Gods of all that is stupid... IT'S REAL.

One of the "banned" TotP episodes popped up on my YT tonight. From August 1978 and I remembered the lyrics of almost every song :) City boy, darts, Sham 69, the Who, grease etc. It was definitely an eclectic musical period. youtu.be/7tLaookJe2k

She was great in everything, from To Sir With Love to Victoria Wood. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Finally got around to watching last year's season of The Boyz and reached episode 6 which has the Tek Knight BDSM stuff. Amazon decides to throw up adverts for erectile dysfunction medication in the prime episode breaks.

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary Munchkin - canibalistic family

#ASongOrMovieForWhatsAstronomy Hawking (radiation) 'bout a revolution - Tracy Chapman Supergiants - Dermot Kennedy

#lunchpun "I'm addicted to eating steak covered in blubber." "Whale oil beef hooked?" "No it's not that surprising"

In the past, if you wanted to work illegally in the UK, you didn't need a passport, ID, National Insurance number, visa, or any other documents. In the future, thanks to a new government initiative, if you want to work illegally in the UK all you won't need is a compulsory digital ID Britcard.

#uxbridgeenglishdictionary Inspector - pub ghost

This will blow your mind.

I've a collection of obscure musical artists in my cd collection and have just started listening to this one again. Always surprised she was never better known. Cassell Webb. youtu.be/j864-Pupbb0

Farage wanting to kick people out of the country because they migrated here made me angry and made me think about which best of British people and things wouldn't have happened were it not for the brilliance of immigration to the UK.

I don't know why but this amused me more than it should. youtu.be/tMvpB6cBjYk

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary Display - to write a bad review of a stage performance