I didn't see that coming... Shocked.

“You could lose access to 6 years of your Gmail history” man I would like to lose access to the last 6 years of all history get out of here

Me gusta esta ilustración porque creo que es lo minimo a lo que deberiamos aspirar

Te dejo al Tomwaits de la suerte para que te haga compañía.

It’s over. Kai has died. He survived the worst illness a rabbit can have like a champion. More than 11 years by my side. My best companion in the hardest moments, destroyer of baseboards and cables, affectionate and adorable, the cutest troublemaker ever. Fucked up day. Sadness. I love you, Kai Kai.

Again: young people might not realize that this kind of repugnant racism was unacceptable to express publicly, *not that long ago*.

😂 Love Sarah's work.

Irán: "vamos a destruir todos vuestros datacenters, americanos". todos nosotros inmediatamente:

I think one of the things about bluesky is that for a lot of its users, it represents a kind of retirement from social media. Like I’m tired and I want to get out of the game

I love my shiny miniatures...

Almost there...

The disrespect for the studio and living room is outrageous. Worst fologüers ever.

Kitchen ✅

-Mari,¿y tú marido? -En el jardín. -No lo he visto. -Tienes que cavar un poco.

And when they go no contact it will be aystery to him.

Se han cumplido 20 años de lo que venía siendo Twitter, y se me hace difícil elegir un solo tuit que yo considere histórico de todos los que hay, pero para mí el mensaje que se merece estar en el Louvre de Internet es Lilly Wachowski diciéndole "fuck both of you" a Ivanka Trump y al puto Musk.

Happy 11th birthday, Kai!!!! (About 80 in human years, give or take…) And here he is, this handsome grandpa still enjoying retirement like a GENTLEMAN...

based on how much our societal standards have collapsed since the last time we were all asked to ignore the individualism this system bred into us and each make some sacrifices for the greater good, I fully expect to see people openly burning barrels of gasoline on their lawns.

Back to very tiny things stuff.

SCREAMIIIIIIIING 🥹🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭😭

HELL YEAH

Nothing like training under a bunch of domestic abusers.

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Nadie: La mismísima Parca mirando la lista de recados:

Everyone who demands an apology is correct, apologies are warranted. Anyone who thinks that people with Tourettes should not be in public because their existence is a problem for other people is starting down a dangerous path. We have a right to live full lives.

I have Tourettes. Everyone involved is a victim of Tourettes Syndrome and the only villains are the producers who didn't warn the presenters or apologize to Michael and Delroy, and left it in the broadcast. Everyone who was offended is correct, it is offensive.

A man with Coprolaliac Tourette’s Syndrome (award-nominated for a film about his disorder) yelling the N-word at Black actors on stage, is an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object. A trolley problem for a new era. It’s a Woke 2.0 cosmic test of some kind. Too on the nose to engage with.

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube. As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

Pienso en esta foto casi cada día 😅

Imagine choosing transphobia and potential future CTE over swimming in Disney/Star Wars IP money dollars

Gina Carano's MMA cash grab bout on Netflix scheduled six days before the release of THE MANDALORIAN and GROGU is karmic poetry, paralleling her "if I chose wisely/if I chose poorly" timelines during the past five years

Voy a buscar las 7 diferencias. El fascista odia. el antifascismo 1 mujeres. | 1 fascistas 2 pobres. | 3 negros | 4 judíos. | 5 izquierda. | 6 Gays. | 7 transexuales | 8 emigrantes. |

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

Fun Valentine's day. Lunch with my favorite man in the world a.k.a. my dad and then horror movie night with my former brother-in-law... I know the last part sounds weird as fuck, but hey, it was a friendly divorce and we're really good friends. So fuck romance, all it matters is family and friends

Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.

Let’s be, very, clear. There’s zero chance that sexual assault and rape aren’t happening in these human torture camps, at alarming rates. Zero chance.

Que haya un pico enorme de suicidios es muy gordo, que el gobierno lo quiera tapar para que no le culpen por sus políticas tránsfobas, e incluso que traten de tapar el haberlo tapado, es aún más gordo.

The owner of Twitter is inciting murder, according to the owner of Twitter.

*enviar a todas*

"And by samples of my work I mean d1ck p1cs"

Necromunda evenings, pípol.

Estou a facer limpa de libros por mudanzas varias e voume desfacer de bastante libro infantil e xuvenil, sobre todo galego, pero tamén en castelán, que regalo de bo grao a quen tiver crianzas ou (pre)dolescentes na casa. Algunha persoa interesada?

Buenos días, erotic art photographers!!!

Francia está defendiendo a España:

¿Quien se apunta?

I love wrestling