SOCIETY: we're so glad 2025 is over 2026: [crossing 2025 off of its name tag] oh yeah totally

At least now we know that state and local elected officials are pretty much useless against a violent federal occupation

mr president the numbers are in for your personal paramilitary death squads of terror and theyre…well theyre not great

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I bet this is all an elaborate scheme to land an interview with Pete Hegseth

I know AI won’t take over because if you asked AI to come up with the dumbest thing CBS News could do, it wouldn’t be capable of concocting whatever the heck this is.

#MyComfortObjectIs my block button.

In our current world, stories like these still make me laugh

Some important new government policy that Native Americans might be interested in:

She wants to attend the White House cage match?

Jimmy Kimmel dug up a video of Stephen Miller in high school. He’s always been a complete asshole.

Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat https://theonion.com/ken-burns-announces-new-10-part-mr-biscuits-documentary-after-adopting-cat/

#ImNotAQuitterBut I've become somewhat bitter.

#ImNotAQuitterBut I did with twitter.

#ImNotAQuitterBut more of a gradual disengager

Give it a few more days, Jeff.

Newspaper Headline: A bullet was relocated through an individual while undergoing a velocity-induced incident

A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead

We are only 7 days into 2026 and I already feel as though it's been a tough year. 😱

Post-Gazette to publish final edition and cease operations on May 3

Mike Johnson currently sprinting down the halls of the Capitol, with his fingers in his ears screaming, “LA LA LA LA LA!” at the top of his lungs so he can pretend to not be aware of ICE murdering observers.

reminder to not be too hard on yourself if you are feeling major anxiety at any of the truly insane headlines you are seeing these days. it’s likely because you haven’t spent 10,000 hours mastering how to be immune to the truly insane headlines you are seeing these days

The worst people you know are happiest right now

A rabbit used to come up to my front yard every day for food, but hasn't shown up in a week. Now it's just some bunny that I used to know.

#SongsAndFilmsAboutWine Dial m for merlot

Animal Boone's Farm #SongsAndFilmsAboutWine

#SongsAndFilmsAboutWine I Never Promised You a Rosé Garden

My CircuitBordeaux City #SongsAndFilmsAboutWine

#SongsAndFilmsAboutWine Vatman

#SongsAndFilmsAboutWine Stomp #NoEffort

Cat 😸Cart Crossing #CutenessOverload

There are so many people making a fortune on being insufferably stupid and I really feel like I'm missing out on a golden opportunity.

When everyone bought the same "AI for PhD Applications" course...

Once upon a time, 77 million bigoted and ignorant Americans voted to destabilize the entire world.

I haven’t read the news today but I did note that Luke’s Liquors was poppin at 11:15 on a Tuesday morning

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Howie: It's only Tuesday; I just can't . . . Herbie: I got you bro; we can do it.

See if Schumer made a video like this we might actually like him more. Don’t say there’s nothing the Democrats can do. I grew up on the Daily Show…this kind of messaging can be a powerful tool for education & community-building. The Democrats should hire comedy writers & political creators.

"I wouldn't have invaded your country if I'd won the Nobel Peace Prize" is a pretty good argument for why you didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize

The silent, resigning GOP stooges doing absolutely nothing to stop a guy taking repeated cognitive tests from destroying our country should be considered traitors.

I used to think the adults in the room would at some point check his baser instincts. I was wrong. Care for a Tums?

concepts of a coup

Well I've just written my strongly worded letter. #Caturday

It's becoming clear from the reading and watching I'm doing that almost zero thought went into "what comes next" questions while the mad king was planning his decapitation strike on Venezuela from his totally-not-riddled with spies Florida golf club. What a time to be alive.

At least now we know Maduro didn’t buy Trump’s crypto coin or donate to his campaign 🤷🏼

CNN’s guests seem very impressed by the U.S. military’s ability to blow up things and abduct people. Very little questioning of *why* they’re blowing up things and abducting people.

Republican senators: “Well, I haven’t been following that.”

So the the FIFA Peace Prize truly was meaningless after all?