Light Waves #827 taken 6:31 pm #art #photography #macro #abstract

This is Bailey. He wants to be picked up and put on the bed. Could just jump, but prefers this method. 12/10 (TT: screamingbailey8)

Police say two alleged graffiti taggers weren't hard to spot: They were the only people walking down C Street at midnight in the middle of the blizzard www.universalhub.com/2026/police-... #Boston #crime

Big wheel keep on turnin' Photo by Myron Freeman. www.universalhub.com/2026/big-whe... #Boston #Greenway #Frostival

#WhereClownsGoAtNight The White House.

The Supreme Court should show up at the State of the Union holding signs that read, “Quiet, piggy.”

"Are you batman?" is how I start most conversations.

CAN CONFIRM

A retired British primary school administrator with a British passport and a valid visa was shackled, chained and detained for six weeks by ICE www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

We're exhausted. Our humans have disrupted our Saturday morning routine with their shoveling activity. Why couldn't they have gotten out there at a more reasonable/considerate time - like around 3 a.m.? #Caturday

Getting word that they shut down the El Paso airport because Secretary Duffy heard that there was someone wearing sweatpants on a flight to Houston.

Somewhere in El Paso a 7-year-old is filing a FOIA request for the whereabouts of his Spider-Man balloon.

So if I have this straight, the airspace around El Paso got shut down for ten days because the military got spooked and fired up the Annihilator Ray 3000 and it was a party balloon

Is Pam Bondi up to date on her rabies shots? We can’t ask RFK Jr., because he’s clearly out of his mind, too.

No, that is not a top hat on my head. #WhiskersWednesday

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umm yes, long time listener but first time caller and i’d like to say *begins screaming*

Your opinion is important to me. Please hold while I get my Trebuchet

Federal prosecutors in DC failed to secure indictments against six Democratic lawmakers over a video that angered Trump by reminding active-duty military and intelligence personnel they must refuse illegal orders. It was remarkable Jeanine Pirro approved it at all. www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

Muffin's Oscar worthy #PerformanceLeftMeSpeechless

First she came for the puppy dogs, and I did not speak out, because I was not a puppy dog.

We just shared the link from NBC about three warehouses being bought to house immigrants, but it now looks like we seriously underreported how many are being purchased. Based on information many of you have shared, the number appears to be over 26.

Link: projectsaltbox.substack.com

We put together this map as our first informational product. It shows the list of lease solicitations all over the US. Click each dot to read exactly what the government is looking for, and where!

When you miss the memo regarding the company's dress code. 📸 RadiantPersimmon4448

Government Official: (testifying under oath) Yes I visited the island but just to eat brunch. My email that said “Looking forward to doing crimes on your island ;)” is a reference to how brunch tastes so delicious it should be illegal

also you must have a beat we can dance to

#IDontUseTheInternetFor Finding out more about spiders, though sometimes I do look on the web.

#IDontUseTheInternetFor medical advice.

Can confirm, is excellent

The Venn Diagram of people who refuse to pick up after their dogs and those who refuse to use the blinkers in their cars, I assume are two perfectly aligned circles on top of each other.

Sometimes you have to strip away details to see what’s really important

#ICouldWinAMedalIn being late to the game

#ICouldWinAMedalIn getting lost.

Reality Check by Dave Whamond | GoComics

Bad Bunny Follow my work and writing on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com For @rawstory.com

Update: My Mars condo has been canceled after the stunning discovery that Mars is too far away and unlivable. Deposit still good for a moon cottage or a flying car. No refunds, obviously.

Imagine making a huge spectacle out of your alternative halftime show to please your Dear Leader only to find out that he chose to watch the real halftime show instead.

Maybe he could have thrown a few rolls of paper towels to the audience.

literally the dumbest people on the planet

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. “Those aren’t the colors human eyes would see.”

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. "No."

Not sure I'm ready for this Umbrellas of Cherbourg reboot before I have my coffee

It's 0f and windy here.

#WhenIsItTimeToDance When the Kennedy Center is "The Kennedy Center" again.

#WhenIsItTimeToDance - after you have given the toast