Turkey pardon hits differently this year.

I thought, “How bad can it be?” and then I read it. It’s like a Mr. Show bit.

Analysis | Zelensky must convince Trump to give him a better deal to end the war. He should at long last open an investigation into Hunter Biden.

#IfYouDontGiveThanks you can't have a second helping.

“Great, now I have to pee.”

#IfYouDontGiveThanks No soup for you!

#IfYouDontGiveThanks always remember "Peace was never an option." 🦃💢 #WitchyTags #HashtagGame

#IfYouDontGiveThanks you will get scolded by the village idiot(s).

#IfYouDontGiveThanks your account will be permanently suspended.

Have these been removed or rewritten yet?

Another long week ahead of us . . .

Every morning I wake up thinking I had seen the craziest shit ever the day before and every day I’m wrong.

I feel like there’s time for one more political earthquake before the week is officially over.

every week just gets weirder tbh

every week we get to friday and i think well maybe next week will not be so weird

This year has been the longest decade in a century.

Goddam right. You do the right thing -- which this republic desperately needs done -- and they pull your credentials. So what? You have a phone and your have your sources. or you should. And you continue to report on this presidency as your colleagues now do outside the Pentagon. Enough dishonor.

I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.

Still wild to me that Trump pointed in a woman’s face and said “Quiet, Piggy!” and literally no one who witnessed it was like “Whoa, there bro” either because they didn’t care or they weren’t surprised, or both.

#TheOnlyGameIPlayIs turning over a rigged system

#TheOnlyGameIPlayIs the game of life.

Photo: Andrew McCarthy tinyurl.com/yc6nma22

A political #caturday

Get outta here!

Mom finally got us all to sit still for a family photo, but there’s always that one sibling that can’t keep a straight face. 😼Thanks, Basil!😹 Happy weekend, everypaw! 😸 #Hedgewatch #CatsOfBluesky #CaturdayEve

Congratulations to Larry the Downing Street cat. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Porta Potty Portal #ASongOrMovieForUrbanFacilities

#ASongOrMovieForUrbanFacilities 2001 :ParkingSpace Odyssey

The perfect workstation. 📸 kuronekoyama42

If you see this post a Greg

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

Subway has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

Heh Siri, please provide a visual illustration of 'unmoved' in both the figurative and literal sense

Trying to blame Democrats for the shutdown when you control the Executive, both Congressional chambers and the Supreme Court. And had a Great Gatsby party with showgirls.

It #IsTooBadForYou that we have already claimed our spots.

Our long national nightmare is over—Sandwich Guy acquitted!

Long live Sandwich Guy!!!!

This is Lukas. It's his first time swimming. He's kinda nervous, but we think he's doing a great job. 13/10 (TT: lukassss707)

Someone on the old site once posted ‘have you ever owned a vinyl record?’ and instead of replying I withdrew to my horseless carriage and drove to the dry goods store to purchase a box of powdered milk

Trump looks like the substitute teacher whose class just caught fire.

#3WordDisappointments pizza with pineapple

#3WordDisappointments Canada's southern neighbour

#3WordDisappointments I'm Doctor Oz.

And the truly funny thing about this is Trump is undoubtedly FURIOUS that this old dude passed out and ruined his event. He'll probably have him sent to prison.

Most Trump Truth Social posts are unreliably narrated.

the free sample lady must have called them when i wouldn’t leave

Did the New York Times ruin journalism?