chugging a tall boy not because i’m a party animal but because i need to get my Invisalign back in

Rejoice!

aw hell yeah got the annual @knaveofcups.com Pride drop email. the gay honmoon is restored for another year.

TikTok's latest illegal 'life hack' seems to be 'dispute credit card transactions for free stuff' and legality aside I am here to beg you: Do not do this to small businesses. It really fucks them over in ways you may not be aware of beyond stealing from them (which is, to be clear, what this is).🧵

processing #makeaterriblecomicday2026

bi-annual reminder that if your response to an area experiencing extreme, unprecedented weather is “where i live, this happens all the time and we handle it fine!” that is not solidarity, it just makes you sound like a dumb asshole

"The level of effort is so low that we consider it spam" is a great rule to have against AI content

sheepstealer

unintentional Portland-niche bang bang of visiting the creepy unlit corners of City Liquidators, and then going to see Backrooms

if you saw Backrooms and thought “i love Chiwetel Ejiofor and i wish he did more projects where he was driven mad by liminal spaces” may I suggest the audiobook of Susanna Clarke’s Piranesi

cube of perfect anger

When you see the story about how the world now has its first trillionaire, and when you see the story about how laboratories in Congo have run out of supplies to test for Ebola, it is important to understand that in many ways these are the same story.

scattered and foggy

pretty sure this is a costume option for voldo in soul calibur 2

Anthony Stewart Head will always be a real one for this. RIP www.thepinknews.com/2019/12/20/a...

This is what most chest thumping nats don't ubderstand "foreign aid" isn't charity, its a hard nosed calculation that 10 bucks soent today over there saves 500 here tomorrow.

if you like mushroom horror and are ok with body horror and sex in books, you might read and enjoy this one. but we (points at you, points at me) must never speak of this book. if you see me give it five stars, no you didn’t. mind your business.

if you saw Backrooms and thought “i love Chiwetel Ejiofor and i wish he did more projects where he was driven mad by liminal spaces” may I suggest the audiobook of Susanna Clarke’s Piranesi

happy pride

Yesss

do you ever wish you could text your dad in heaven

i love earth i love humans i love people

difficulty scheduling the follow-up session is also true to its inspirations

Animation by @VenturiaStudios* #penciltest #sakuga #genga #2danimation

i don’t believe in vampires or fae but i will *not* have anything in or on my home that says “welcome” juuuuust in case.

posting an anime we love? bet

Everybody be quiet and look at this baby toucan.

saturday: walked to the park. went to a nerd-themed craft fair. went to a street fair celebrating the opening of a new skate park. took my kid to his very first carnival and got to take him on his first ferris wheel ride. a magical, very portland day and i am tirrrrreeeed

“how am i supposed to explain gay people to my kid” how am i supposed to explain homophobia to MY kid

Functional as fuck

it’s a horror movie. you know, for kids!

The world is not running out of good ideas. The world is running out of billion-dollar phone apps.

fuck AI in general because as far as I can tell the only thing it's good for is ruining everything for everybody else

the yellow bag is the essentials, but if we’re spending more time outside the house the yellow bag gets dropped in the big bag with Supplies™️ Also that is a *different* pack of tissues in the second picture. You cannot have too many. If it’s allergy season i drop a whole box in there.

My insistence that the world is still a warm and beautiful place is sorely tested by the fact that the world is a cruel and stupid dogshit hell

*banana bread at work voice* hell yeah

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 15,1946

You’re never gonna guess how the sentence “it is considered a form of nepotism…” ends

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

5 topics I could give an hour talk on: 1. the differences in TMNT iterations 2. the cultural norms and trends of various fan fiction communities 3. Augusto Boal and Theatre of the Oppressed 4. what to do the other ten months of the year to make christmas really special 5. robyn’s body talk (2010)

you know there’s another magical, big-hearted guy who can’t die, and he *lives* at the north poll maybe 🥹 he would also 🥹 like a companion 🥹🥹🥹

re: predator... i'm excited to see elle fanning play a top

at least toby keith is dead this time

Wow this is just like Godzilla vs King Kong if we had to hear weird rumors about their dicks on the news sometimes

can confirm that you need a major tomcat in your life, thank you for making my life better major tomcat

my list is basically stressed out and insane (tracks)

Pedants: actually, AI doesn't use that much water compared to farming Wise people: literally a single drop of water spent on the Plagiarism Machine That Lies is one drop too many