if you're a woman and know what amv's are congratulations you are in fact milf age

It’s transphobic that I’m not lactating rn 😩

"hey katie where's your post about how trans women have done half of everything because did you know we did model trains too www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdZV... " splendid. i'm learning so much. trans women stay winning.

being a trans woman is crazy. "yeah all my opps are billionaire pedophile rapists"

“Them immigrants are dangerous,” said the ones who regularly migrated to an island of pedophiles to be pedophiles on the pedophile island.

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Adding to the small list of vaguely menacing items at my job: Half eaten, perpetually open jar of peanut butter labeled 'Human'

Shark sweeties 🦈 #art

Cetacean cuties 🐋 #art

Idk bout y'all but I love eating edamame and accidentally sucking out it's bralette

Been reading so much yuri that it's low-key jarring to remember that straight women exist. (Currently watching: "Journal with Witch", which is not yuri but is still pretty good so far)

Important shit that I’m still trying to learn.

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

Calling all girlkissers!!! My girlfriend sent me so many #Yuri recommendations, and I decided to turn them into a #zine! "My Himejoshi Girlfriend's Guide to Yuri" has reviews/commentary on 9 different series! I'll update as the day goes on, but you can buy it in my shop right now (link in bio)!

im in this image and i want to make out with the image

RTs and sharing are appreciated to help me grow, create more content and reach more people, please 🙏

greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail

Hey buddy, I just got back from NJ 539 exit 58 and everybody knew you, do you want to talk about some stuff?

I'm convinced like 90% of "straight men" who are really into yuri are just repressed trans girls Guys: if you find lesbian romance stories *really* relatable for some reason, you can just be a girl! It's okay! I discovered yuri 10 years ago & look at me now💁‍♀️ Himedanshi to himejoshi pipeline is real

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Finally, What the #Kink #4 is out! This one is all about consensual non-consent ( #CNC ), which is super fucking hot and also very scary and triggering for some folks! (Tw: SA mentions & themes) Not yet available on the site, but stay tuned! 1/2 🧵

Old comic, but might as well make a post for it here too!! meltyautumn.itch.io/maid-of MAID/OF is a short 18+ PWYW comic about a trans girl in a cursed maid outfit, a nonbinary gal working a sub shop, and the kickoff of a lovely (unconventional) relationship! (published in 2021)

Following marginalized voices makes you smarter and better informed than a million hours of consuming any Murdoch-owned news media.

armpit

Hey buddy, I just got back from NJ 539 exit 58 and everybody knew you, do you want to talk about some stuff?

the thought of people having a moral panic attack over sex workers who would hypothetically biomod animal genitalia is fucking hilarious to me, in the ideal future im taking therian girlcock down to the knot and choking on mommy horsegirlcock and there is NOTHING you're gonna do to stop me

Sorry if this one is a little too spicy for all of you.

christmas movie where a city girl falls for a cowboy but they're both horny lesbians

6/6 Finally closing it out with On a Leash! (Y'all I'm tired and I need to take a nap after work but I still have 1 new zine for y'all. But maybe I'll post tomorrow lol~)

5/6 A Face You Shouldn't Show, and Asumi-chan is Interested in Lesbian Brothels!

4/6 There's No Freaking Way I'll Be Your Lover! Unless... and Sadistic Beauty: Side Story A also omg i can't believe I just noticed I spelled Sapphic wrong I'm so embarrassed, somebody take my girlkisser card T-T

We're getting into the sweet and spicy stuff now~~ 🩷🩷🩷

3/6 Pink Candy Kiss and Our Teachers are Dating!

screenshot in case the post gets taken down or deleted

Between harassing daycares to film children and Elon's CSAM machine undressing minors, "Show us the Kids" really is going to be the attitude of conservatives going into 2026

there are endless headlines about "grok apologizes" or "grok says it will be fixed" after it generated CSAM using pictures of minors and zero headlines about "grok being shut down" or "musk and xAI in big legal trouble" and I think something fundamental has broken here

2/? 🧵 Ft. She loves to cook and she loves to eat, and Hanamonogatari (Also much apologies to those who use screen readers, I won't be able to do full image descriptions for the manga scenes, but I'll cover the text and try for basic summary and consistency 🩷)

Ah yes, Furries and Catholics, the two (2) types of Gay™️

Her: Why are you humming Mega Man music to yourself? Me: Just daydreaming I guess

"Vinnie, thats not what I meant when I was talking bout the Green Yuri"

dairy queen is a restaurant name you have to be introduced to as a young child so that you can be inoculated to it before you become an adult and stop and think about that dairy queen bow before the throne of lactation

Himedanshi mob boss and his goons who don't quite get it but are trying to be supportive "Eyo Boss, speakin bout Yuri, youse ever seen dat Wicked? Dats some good shit right dere"

There you go, hand kiss (more like hand lick) Farcille! #farcille #dungeonmeshi #deliciousindungeon

Farcille kiss meter! Let's see how far this goes 😙 #farcille #dungeonmeshi #deliciousindungeon

So far I've been told it looks like an AI deepfake and that I looked like Chris Cornell 😂

T4T Polyamory is fun and games until you share an old pre transition pic and suddenly the polycule is roasting you 😭🙃😂