Hell thats how I want to be put IN my casket

Wrote something else new. Maybe you should get some good words in your brain instead of the perpetual feel bad machine that is the current media landscape. www.ralphpullins.com/2025/10/here...

I saw a cop handle tylenol with his bare hands, then he tried to explain the plot of JoJos Bizarre Adventure to me for 90 straight minutes

If you thought Ally Sheedy looked better after her makeover in The Breakfast Club, we probably will never be friends.

@thenatewolf.bsky.social @murrman5.bsky.social @ladybroseph.bsky.social I gave you another little shout out on my blog that has tens of readers, so Im doing my part. Also intentionally spelled Brents name with an E just as a little easter egg for the real ones.

As a homeowner and resident of Fart City, I find the video Kate sent to the boys to be quite offensive and tasteless.

I wrote something new, about stuff I like. Name checked @danielomalley.bsky.social and @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social and @propagandhi.com www.ralphpullins.com/2025/09/push... Tell me about some stuff that made you smile. I want to push back against the feeling that its all going to hell.

*an angelic glow surrounds me as I am lifted to the sky* ME: See this shit? I TOLD you motherfuckers! SUCK IT YOU SKEPTIC PRICKS! BOOYAAAA! *glow disappears and I fall 60 feet breaking both ankles on the sidewalk*

I feel like attempting to villify any outgroup inherently highlights their humanity, inadvertently advancing their cause. When trans people inevitably become mainstream, these ghouls will have to narrow their hatred even further until it's just one lone weirdo thats the subject of their ire.

Robert Redfords legacy is to remind all super hot, super talented people that they too may have a place in Hollywood, if they dream big, and remain super hot and talented

If you were close friends with Robert Redford he let you call him Bobby Reds

If you recycle 1000 print cartridges at Staples you unlock the flavored ink

My brother left me a voicemail on which he was clearly drunk and clearly reading from something. I listened for a while and actually thought woah this is pretty great before I realized he was reading my own book to me on my voicemail.

The OA Scavengers Reign The Peripheral

This podcast is the best thing on the internet, and it's not even close. It has everything: In depth, nuanced analysis of modern film, a completely legit ratings metric that is totally consistent, and all three (!) colors of medals, unless they forget or are sidetracked by a story about spaghetti

Listen obviously I'm not Pro-Tiger, I don't believe anyone should be eaten by tigers, now or ever, but when the guy who went and opened all the tiger cages gets his head bitten off by a tiger, it's hard to have a lot of sympathy. Like did you think the tigers only eat people you hate?

If you fully recover after receiving your Last Rites, you become a Highlander

In other excellent news, I got two very positive comments about my Frog and Toad T-shirt in Costco, so all in all its shaping up to be a pretty cool day

A thread of cool songs for no reason.

if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you

Not gonna lie, this one fucked me up a little. Excellent work by @joshmalerman.bsky.social

Honestly one of the things that is so upsetting about this cadre of villains that are running the country right now is how dumb and fucking downright dorky they are. We didn't get taken over by Lex Luthors masterful planning and timely execution, but by a bunch of dipshit failsons and HOA tyrants.

As a priest I feel like I don't get enough credit for giving second to last rites. " OH congratulations Father Martin, you got here last, great job! I've been here since yesterday but fuck me I guess"

in every friendship there is a gaibon and a slogra. if you arent immediately sure which is which between you then i am sorry: you are slogra

Pretty nice weekend we've got happening here.

ok nice rehearsal everyone, great work all around

You have to admit that seeing all the worst people you know crying over a terrible man who wouldn't have pissed on them if they were on fire will be objectively hilarious

Can you imagine voting for insane racist grandpa, and Instead getting charmless dipshit couchfucker for three and a half years?

"data-driven bodycam gestapo" is about as succinct a description of Democratic policies as I can imagine. what is the point of an opposition party that does the same evil shit but painted blue

Canadian friends: I am planning a trip to Toronto in September to see a concert. Since the company I work for has started paying me in Trumpbux, does anyone know l how much I should bring for a decent hotel and a dinner? I can't seem to find a Trumpbux to Canadian Dollar calculator online anywhere

I just managed to read this last month thinking similar thoughts. Books are meant to be read. I just read Where's My Cow to my 9 month old niece and immediately after I finished, she audibly farted, and I thought maybe somewhere Sir Terry had a small chuckle at her review of my performance.

Listen: writing a novel is *hard* It requires discipline, patience, humility and resolve. I know; I have done it a couple of times. You GenAI dorks think you have found a shortcut, and now anyone, especially talentless losers that lack all of those qualities, can be a writer. You are incorrect.

Pretty rad that this government is dead set on alienating every single other country so when we are forced to flee and seek political asylum nobody will want to take us in.

Punk organized things are the only reason I think there’s a better world out there

So I'm very glad that some internet poisoned 23 year old conned the campaign into paying them six figures to make stupid Facebook memes, but this can't be the plan right? We're not supposed to take this shit seriously, are we?

Vampire: Sinners Werewolf: Dog Soldiers Ghost: Ju-On Slasher: Behind the Mask Folk: Children of the Corn Big Monster: The Host Zombie: Train to Busan Comedy: Scouts Guide to the Zombe Apocalypse Alien: The Thing Cosmic: In the Mouth Of Madness Psychological: Audition Anthology: Trick R Treat

My friends dad passed away a few days ago and it got me thinking about how this life gives us so much and then gradually takes it all away. Friends and family and our eyesight and ultimately our ability to care for ourselves and then our very breath. And one day my heart will beat its last beat,

I put some queso in a bowl and then found that all the chips were crushed into tiny bits, so I just poured them over the queso and now I'm eating them with a spoon, like cereal

Weapons is an insane movie, and I am glad they somehow managed to get something like this made and in Theatres

Ah man I made the mistake of engaging with a goofball about AI shit and now I've got a bunch of Keyboard DaVincis all up in my mentions

This demonstrates a fundamental misunderstanding of what art is supposed to be; the idea is to present and communicate something in a way that is both unique and relatable. Machines cannot and will never be able to create original thoughts, so any output is by definition derivative and worthless

Come on Employment Jelly do your thing

Brent is right. We should be able to tell kids to fuck off.

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"Please, call me Yog-Sothoth. Yogurt Sotheby-Otherton sounds so formal."

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice* This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

@thenatewolf.bsky.social @murrman5.bsky.social @ladybroseph.bsky.social You guys I think your podcast is better than Pwime Wib

Bought this book for 75 cents because it reminded me of the worlds that @greatdismal.bsky.social created. The reveal of the Gabriel Hounds designer in Zero History remains one of my favorite reading experiences.

This push for AI is insane. As a consumer I find it annoying and useless; as a creative, I find it abhorrent. Fuck AI and to anyone who uses it, fuck you too.