you can’t just be named dick. you gotta earn it. you either show hog or you’re richard

they're making metroid into god of war 2018 but instead of a father/son thing its confident transsexual/egg (derogatory)

sexy boymoder roleplay where she sensually takes off my jean jacket. then my hoodie. then my t-shirt. then my compression tank. then my sports bra. then my binder. then my binding tape. then my

thinking about getting felt up by a married man and feeling the smooth coolness of the engagement ring on his big dilf hands glide across my body. im also thinking about taco bell dorito shell taco from taco bell

it’s over. I’m gonna have to learn how to make pasta or buy a pallet of cavatappi 😭

(my inner monologue bracing for the next shock): this is gonna hurt. ok just breath. in and out. imagine you're on the beach. stop clenching your jaw. relax your face muscles. slow breaths. it'll be ok. My electrologist's inner monologue:

my friend left me this voicemail last night and when I called back he didn’t answer 😭

girl dinner

this handsome young man does good work. if you want an electrologist who will call your pores “juicy” and go “OH YEAH” when he gets a good one, hit him up

I was locked tf in. they’re calling me the LeBron James of electrolysis patients

some of you guys are alright, don’t go to my prostate tomorrow

watching baseball got me saying shit like "bases loaded", "swing and a miss", "my horny ass couldn't be trusted in that dugout", "stiiiiirrrrrike", etc.

let's pick at our skin together

Sorry transmedicalists, but my transition is real and it is only possible because I accepted Jesus into my heart. Through Christ all things are valid. You can't spell she/her without He and He is the Lord can I get an amen sisters?

girl who does transwoman vs trans woman discourse, but its boymoder vs boy moder

(me after seeing two trans girls in any context whatsoever) well well well if it isnt the blahaj sisters

photo of my cat grabbing my phone so she can bite it

new outfit :3

I went to my mind palace and no one knew you there

objectively correct fast food tier list

ofc he was playing games of chaunce, he needed to get his bill ups

new playlist. what do you think?

*tgirl trying to come up with a fake name* uhhhh my name is Jen. Jen Door. yeag

me: no kings 5’2” guy: whatd i do 5’6” guy: ur post :( 5’4” guy: even me? me: what the hell are you all saying down there? I can’t hear you

tboy who puts a cage on the socks in his boxers

SEE YOU SPACE WHITEBOY . . .

it's wilson wednesday everyone

sorry but we ran out of designer pussys, you can either waitlist or you can settle fo the shein vagine

Blue Jays fans got banter

I can't 9 eat nine hotdogs bro I'm gonna have to start shoving these hotdogs up my ass

if i don't get a husband now i ghink im going to transform into an unsightly beast by moonlight

last night we let the hubris talk

watching Mariners v Bluejays, doing the 9-9-9 challenge. wish me luck

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I used to be scared of getting called a faggot in public, but if it happened now I think I'd just be like "yurrrrrp"

thank you to joel for being here from the start, ashley, katie, kate, caiti, mel, emma, sara, emma, emma (wow there are a lot of emmas), maddie, veronica, gin, velvette, lucas, rayn, robin, sienna, and so many others on and off here for the advice and support you've given me

i think abt this post every single day

I’m AGPing out in the McDonald’s drive through rn

nodding my head

making my penis into a pussy and my pussy into a penis back and forth endlessly

They should invent a way for women to have gay sex with men

The new Pokémon Legends game drops in a couple weeks so naturally I’m thinking about the best video to come out of the last one. Sneasler.

bro you got the whole pack barking and howling

𝖎 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚 hasan piker

this coffee is quite good, but it'd be better if it was a bit more like a sludge or even a slime perhaps