No one crashes harder than smol dogs.

*eyes fly open* Fuck Israel.

this probably goes hard if you were hit in the head with a sledgehammer as an infant

USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked

When the economy does crash, due to the existence of Peter Thiel and Elon Musk, it will actually be true that immigrants crashed the economy.

On #tdih in 1890, the U.S. Army committed the Wounded Knee Massacre, slaughtering hundreds of Lakota people, most of whom were women, children, or disarmed men. For this atrocity, twenty U.S. soldiers were awarded the Medal of Honor.

What’re you doing for New Year’s Eve? Do you give a shit? I barely do. I’ll prob be in bed by 10. If I’m feeling feisty that day.

Land seal (Elliot), shifty eyes mcshadyaf (Quentin), and brain for sale new with tags (Potato). Smol dogs, man.

With the exception of a pleasant afternoon distraction with friends, today was a massive L. I am defeated. Climbed numbly into bed around 6 and you know, I’m just gonna stay here. My back will hurt but maybe if I just go to bed I can keep from fucking anything else up. 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

Quentin and Tato’s favorite game to play is BROTHER MURDERS wherein you murder your brother. Oldest game in the book. Smol dogs are fans of murder.

Quentin is such a little ham. Are all min pins like this, or just mine? Smol dogs need 10000 hours of kisses per day or they will die.

Elliot is a gift. Smol dogs want to be under your tree this holiday season.

“There,” said Toad. “Now my day is all written down.” He got out of bed and had something to eat.

Poor Hana is upset she can’t play with the balls on my grandmother’s walker

Tater is pooped from a long day of being adored. Smol dogs are always trying to catch up on their beauty rest.

I get more panic attacks down by 7am than most people do all day.

If people wanna be shitty to you, they’ll just do it no matter what you say or do.

When I hear this, I think of the people who were in the streets in Ferguson in 2014-2015 for 375 days STRAIGHT while the national guard was called up and people were being brutalized by cops in the streets for WEEKS. Complete amnesia.

there are some questions you can only bring to a Cool Aunt

Spud

Been looking back at puppy pictures of Potato, back when he was a wee lil Tater Tot. Can’t believe he’s been my little shadow for three years already. Smol dog in larval state.

Elliot is always in the mood for a midafternoons romance. Smol dog just wants to be held in your strong arms like one of the ladies on your harlequin novels.

Lazy Saturday morning with my main squeezes - three stanky little smol dogs named Quentin, Elliot, and Potato.

Poor little Tater face. Even the most unfortunate looking smol dog needs a kissywissy sometimes.

“Help!” cried Toad. “My list is blowing away. What will I do without my list?”

😲 Wait......this is potentially an insane level of lies from ICE. Please share. This is crazy. #Baltimore 🧡💜⚓️🐐😥

Toad found a frying pan in the kitchen. “I will hit that big animal with this,” said Toad. “All of his teeth will fall out.”

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

my favorite credit from the shining

Violent Night. 🎅🏻

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

We have reached peak smol dog cozy levels here at the fortress of ultimate darkness.

🌞 🪴 ☕️ 💚 🍂 ☁️

My Baba. Big dog with a smol dog brain.

💚💜 My ride or die.

Keri taught me to like some things about Christmas again.

Was proud of how my goat and sheep cheese plate turned out amongst all these beautiful dishes.

Forgotten Night Before Christmas sequel.

💚💚💚

Brekkie biscuits and gravy.

A very Potato Christmas, one and smol.

Smol dog stocking madness.

Tater Tater investigator. Smol dogs are known to snoop for gifts.

Thank you Meg! 🍊 🌱 🍎

Elliot is not available. Smol dogs must have a minimum of 400 hrs of sleep per day.